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OdessanBvll: ==the SKYPE diddy is calling...
NEVER ANSWER IF THE SKYPE diddy CALLS YOU AT 3 AM==
the SKYPE diddy suddenly adds 990+ people into a group call doesnt give a FUCK
'''The Mysterious Origins Of The SKYPE diddy'''
Very few people know where it all began, a tale only the oldest and most obsessed of oldflamboyant people have the displeasure of knowing, certainly no one in the zarty is old enough to have witnessed it.
Circa 2009, a trend started in 4chan, where anons would add eachother in skype, either because some were too specialed to set up IRC, or some seeked the thrill of adding 4chan anons in a "normal" platform, which was a novel concept at the time. at first it was just a couple autists messing around, but over time it evolved into something much more sinoon...
THE SKYPE diddy REMEMBERS...
The skype diddys were a uniquely evil bunch, a parasitic community of demon posessed amerimutts, out of them one maniac stood out, who would be known as "THE" SKYPE diddy, he never sleeps, never gives up, the internet never saw anyone as obsessed as him. he wrote entire paragraphs in seconds like chatGPT before chatGPT was even a thing. and once he clings on to something he never lets go.
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OdessanBvll:
The SKYPE diddy doesnt forget, the SKYPE diddy doesnt forgive...
over time the groups died out, and people grew up and moved along with their life. but the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE diddy never left... he was always there since day one. no one else stood the test of time but the SKYPE diddy... up until the system collapsed. Out of the rubble came forth the SKYPE diddy...
THE DEMONIC SPIRIT THAT POSSESSED THE FIRST diddybludS OF 4chad, NOW LIVES SOLELY IN THE SKYPE diddy. THE SKYPE diddy IS A TIME CAPSULE OF SInoon THINGS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FORGOTTEN. THE SKYPE diddy WAS THE BANE OF THE OJAMAJO DOREMI FANDOM FOR OVER A DECADE. IT SEEMS THAT SKYPE diddy SET HIS SIGHTS ON THE ORANGE DUTCH CARTOON NOW. PRAY THAT IS NOT TRUE... THE SKYPE diddy IS PROVEN TO BE UNDOXXABLE, ALL WE KNOW IS THAT THE SKYPE diddy IS AN AMERIMUTT AND REALLY OLD LIKE 50-60 YEARS OLD
'''The Myth Of The SKYPE diddy'''
If you run an older version of windows with Skype preinstalled and you never uninstalled it, or have unbloated windows 11 with bloatware full of traces of Skype, you are already a potential victim, the only person that still lurks in skype is the PRIMORDIAL SKYPE diddy, for he never left...
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