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j to the s to the i to the d
spamming gems on the 'log since that boy was 16
the jans try to stop him but he's loyal to his people
and he keeps posting 'jaks ev&oe that shit's bannable<\/div><\/blockquote>i'm the fucking chud man, posting 'jaks i'm in the zone
boy you think you got gemmier? that's variant:unknown
been posting cob my whole damn life, i'll save \/qa\/ from oldkeks' cries, i'll even do it banned, posting gems, destroying kikes!
soy woah jack, i'm about to bait this black
trying to kill my raid doe, tranny, i can make you ACK!
steal your ip, and i fucking keep it, that's my loot
i'm just datamining, call that shit sooty soot
[chorus]<\/div><\/blockquote>imma CIU, and i best not catch you snitchin'
i'm an oldsoicaca, nigger, so you better listen
i post so much 'cado that my tolerance is maxed out, i got way too many gems and all my opps have trooned out
draw your 'jaks right, don't ask why, 'cuz the 'teens need IAS nigh
i got the right thread, bump it high, i can't see you from my gigafly
just give me some GETs to roll and let me post 'till the catty's full
so i supply the 'ru with 'jaks so the stash is plentiful
[chorus]<\/div><\/blockquote><is that nate newnigger, posting slop he found on twitter?<\/span>
<your board fucking sucks, endless summer as a website!<\/span>
<you look like HSTM, "fuggen jerdee" got you smoked<\/span>
<you self-insert as chudjak, but you think just like a woke!<\/span>
>oh snap, it's jartypedo, whose 'jaks are full of 'p<\/span>
>"fuggen nufax, loli's trad!" was this made by a jeet?<\/span>
>half of your posts are porn! your mascot is NAS coal!<\/span>
>don't you think obsession with mi is getting old?<\/span><\/div><\/blockquote><you think oldfags dumb enough to get baited by pepe?<\/span>
<they come to MY board, to MY 'cord, and beg to be kekkin'<\/span>
<they're tired of your shitty slopjaks, and all your rulecuckery!<\/span>
<when people post my 'jaks, they don't care if it's 'p!<\/span>
>man, your posts are brimstone, just like your shitty site!<\/span>
>your 'cord don't got the heart to tell you that your skin ain't white!<\/span>
>unlike cobson, you ain't a gem, and 'tis the final post<\/span>
>today will be known as the day you got OUTQUOTH!<\/span>
[chorus]<\/div><\/blockquote>Homestar Runner mogs Ongezellig in every way possible.<\/span>
Homestar Runner:<\/span>
>Had a massive impact on the early internet, memes, and pop culture. Referenced to by numerous pieces of media and is known and beloved by millions of people worldwide<\/span>
>Has been active for almost 30 years, is still making episodes to this very day even after the death of adobe flash, racking up hundreds of thousands of views with each upload<\/span>
>Is not monetized in any way, its creators don’t beg their audience for money in order to keep the show going + all content is free and readily available to everyone<\/span>
>Bright, absurdist, nostalgic, and comically genius; never gets old<\/span>
Ongezellig:<\/span>
>Had very little cultural impact, is obscure outside of anonymous imageboards<\/span>
>Was active for 5 years, had a grand total of six episodes, and then died<\/span>
>Its creator constantly begs his audience for donation money, has his viewers pay in exchange for content<\/span>
>Overall dark and depressing undertone, painfully unfunny and forgettable, along with boring and dull characters<\/span>
Let’s face it \/soy\/, SOVLstar GEMmer beats Soullesszellig any day of the week. The Brothers Chaps make ART purely for the fun of it. They LIKE what they do, as evidenced by the fact that they have been animating for almost 30 years despite making little monetary gain. Studio Massa, on the other hand, doesn’t like his creation. He uses it solely for monetary gain and nothing else. Studio Massa is not proud of Ongezellig nor its fanbase, unlike the Chaps who wholeheartedly love their creation AND its rightfully obtained fanbase who they let decide what ART they want to see next.<\/span>
So, which way, chud? Do you choose to side with the abandoned dumpster fire known as Cuckzellig, or do you want to see what a REAL web series looks like?<\/span>

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