~-~Chapter 1: SKIBBITY BOP BOP & Sneed.
Oh behave! This 'jak's really not pulling any punches when it comes to his "habit". Yes yes, oh my. Yes! Yes! Yes! This 'jak shakes what his momma gave him! Nothing wrong with a little junk in the "trunk". Shake that bubble butt! Oh my! This 'jak doesn't "burn any bridges" does he! He'll "present" for any cock he deems fit to pump him full of "seed". Sneed's Feed and Seed! This 'jak is "fucking and sucking" all of the opposing nutjaks raiding the ridge. Oh my, he's nuts!<\/span>
Well I'll be, it's pinejak! There's no mistaking that supple rump, those ravenous eyes, that gorrila-grip bussy, and of course, the ever-present gang of melonjaks "having their way" with him. No slutjak can compete with pinejak. No-sir-ee! Wait, do my eyes deceive me? Is that a coconutjak making its way up onto the ridge! Well I'll be! Just look at the size of that things "member". No fruitjak could even dream of "swallowing" that much meat. But wait! It seems pinejak wants to "take it on"! But there's no way! He'd die if he were to take that much "protein". Oh my, even pine-"slutjak"-jak seems intimidated by the size of this coconutjaks "appendage". Could this be the end of pinejaks legacy? ODINS BEARD, IT'S SLIDING IN! Just look at the little sissy-slutjaks face as that monster slides into his bussy, he can barely take it. But wait, he's still "going in". Halfway... three-quarters, WELL I'LL BE, PINEJAK HAS DONE IT AGAIN. Oh my, it seems the melonjaks want in on the fun. This slutjaks achievements is one for the books that's for sure!<\/span>
SKIBBITY BOP BOP! THIS 'JAK IS A HARLOT! A HUSSY! A SLUT! A WHORE!<\/span>
Great Scott, he's faster than Usain Bolt! But he's not running in the Olympics, he's running after those dick pics! Yes yes, I wiretapped his phone. Slutjak over here has hundreds, no, THOUSANDS, of pictures of other fruitjak's crotch areas! Happy Halloween! What a collector he is! His moist bussy has truly "been around" yes it has!<\/span>
Pinejak's been a slutjak for as long as soidueling has existed. He felt something change inside of him when he was defended by a bigger, stronger fruitjak. SOOOO WEEEE does he love when a big strong man "takes charge". He needs a big strong man like me. MUSH MUSH MUSH! Run to me, Pinejak! Into my arms! No! You're jumping into... Watermelonjak's arms? Oh but of course, I should've expected this. This 'jak's lust for cock is far too powerful for commitment. And here I was, with a 24 carat gem wedding ring. Alls well that ends well, I guess.<\/span>

Chapter 2: Zoo-wee Mama
What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this!<\/span>
HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.<\/span>
Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.<\/span>
Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful!<\/span>
Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless!<\/span>
What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks.<\/span>
Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!<\/span>
Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!<\/span>

Chapter 3: I Want to Fuck This Soijak<\/span>
UH-OH slutjak coming through!<\/span>
I want to fuck this Soijak. I want to ram his boypussy with my meaty cock. Look at that face he's making. That raised eyebrow, that open mouth, that eye roll. He's a whore and he knows it. This bitchy look on his face combined with the ridiculous pineapple on his head only makes him hotter to me. He's the kind of guy that'll let you fuck him all day, all night, all month if you wanted. He's not even wearing a clothes. Because he's a slut. A slutjak. I imagine him wearing a thong, which would only add to his silly harlot identity and give my dick easier access to his asshole. Just look at him, he wants dick. And he wants it bad. Lookie here! It's Pinejak "Slutjak" Soijak, ready to slut up the place with his bussy! Holy toledo, does this guy love a big dick. I saw him taking on, not one, but two applejaks by the ridge yesterday. Goodness gracious, talk about a whore. I caught a glimpse of those shaved legs, I bet he shaves "down there" too if you catch my drift! Probably has a piercing or two on the ol' nip nips! Oh my! Ooo la la, this 'jak's "in the mood" if you catch my drift. Those are some serious fuck-me eyes, yes they are! Pinejak's got a look that says "I'm in heat", and who am I to deny him pleasure? My my my, that raised eyebrow is doing things to me. He's teasing me, beckoning me. Yes yes, this 'jak is a total brad in bed! He loves to "command" his partner on what to do, but he always loses his composure when that g-spot of his is tickled just right. Lordy lord, is that a thong I see? Thigh highs? Well well well boys, we're dealing with a grade-A slutjak right here, yes we are! I see no hair peeking out from that thong, no-sir-ree! This 'jak shaves "down there" alright! Come over here, Pinejak, you're overdue for a dick appointment! Lord! This 'jak's got "no chill". He's eyeing all the other fruitjaks in the crotch area tactically determining their penis sizes.~-~<\/span>

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