Brimstone<\/span><\/strong> or <\/span>sulfur<\/span><\/strong> is an <\/span>obsessed<\/a><\/span> form of <\/span>coal<\/a><\/span> from Niggerhell that actively harms the posters who view it due to how incredibly low-quality it is. <\/span>Dat shit can hurt yo eyes cuza' how trash it is.<\/a><\/span> Brimstone is often considered to be even worse than <\/span>dust<\/a><\/span>, with prolonged viewing posing a serious risk to the viewer's body and soul. These sinister posts' evil qualities commonly lead to the obsessed derailment of otherwise <\/span>gemmy<\/a><\/span> threads. Some types of brimstone rapidly proliferate like an obsessed <\/span>cancer<\/a><\/span> before dying out just as quickly. Overall, brimstone is a very obsessed and macabre quality of post, and should generally be avoided. Most people who post brimstone WILL obsessively burn.<\/span>
NOTE: Brimstone isn't vantablack. It’s actually Vantayellow<\/span>
Brimstone is sometimes called <\/span>Cheese<\/a><\/span>stone due to it's yellow appearance<\/span>
The term brimstone (as well as <\/span>coal<\/a><\/span>), comes from Psalm 11: <\/span>Upon the wicked He will rain coals; Fire and brimstone<\/span><\/em>
Many images that meet the brimstone criteria can be traced back to <\/span>Twitter<\/a><\/span>, where users who have little to no knowledge about soyjaks attempt to make 'jaks of their own.<\/span>
As noted by the Holy <\/span>Soyble<\/a><\/span> in <\/span>Nate<\/a><\/span> 18:25: <\/span>"It is easier for a <\/span><\/em>plus-sized<\/a><\/span><\/em> <\/span><\/em>black<\/a><\/span><\/em> <\/span><\/em>trans queen<\/a><\/span><\/em> to go through the eye of a needle than for a poster of brimstone to enter the kingdom of <\/span><\/em>Soot<\/a><\/span><\/em>".<\/span><\/em> This implies that posters of brimstone (and potentially those who enjoy it) will burn in <\/span>Niggerhell<\/a><\/span> for eternity.<\/span>

"Brimstone" comes from the Old English word "brynstan", from brin-, a stem of brinnen, meaning "to burn", from <\/span>Proto-Germanic<\/a><\/span> *brennan- "to burn", from <\/span>Proto-Indo-European<\/a><\/span> *gwher- "to heat, warm" + stan "stone", from Proto-Germanic *stainaz, from Proto-Indo-European *stoi-no-. Middle English forms include brymston, brimston and bremston.<\/span>[1]<\/a><\/span><\/sup>

Silesian brimstone<\/span><\/strong> consists mostly of sulfur but with some impurities. As a result, it is not as strong as the other types, but can still coal up the log in high enough quantities. A notable example of Silesian brimstone is the <\/span>Polish<\/a><\/span> <\/span>BBC spammer<\/a><\/span>.<\/span>
Bhutanese brimstone<\/span><\/strong> is around 99.89% pure. It is much stronger than the Silesian type and small doses of it can turn the entire catalog into dust. It is <\/span>recommended<\/a><\/span> that you avoid exposure to Bhutanese brimstone, as it has a high chance of causing <\/span>nigger AIDS<\/a><\/span>.<\/span>
Congolese brimstone<\/span><\/strong> is 100% pure elemental sulfur from the deepest, darkest pits of <\/span>Niggerhell<\/a><\/span>. After its discovery, Belgian authorities sealed off all brimstone mines in the Congo and erased any information about it that they could get their hands on. As a result, not much is known about Congolese brimstone, but soyentists theorize that it could completely destroy the Sharty. It is speculated that <\/span>Poopson<\/a><\/span> is made out of Congolese brimstone.<\/span>[2]<\/a><\/span><\/sup>
Obsessed Brimstone<\/span><\/strong> is most commonly found in Mexico. Specifically, inside the intestines of Mexicans and other Latinxes, close to the rectum. Mexicans are the most efficient exporters of Obsessed Brimstone, since anything they eat will be converted to Obsessed Brimstone and be sharted out their hairy skibidi gyatt fat asses. It is suspected that obsessed brimstone is a key component of a mexican <\/span>brap<\/a><\/span>. The most well-known exporter of Obsessed Brimstone is <\/span>satoko_houjou_fan<\/a><\/span>. It is also theorized that anyone with O-type blood has the capbility of creating obbssessed brimstone in their rectum that comes out whenever they poop. This is contrary to how people with B-type blood are known to poop coal, and people with A-type blood are known to poop gems.<\/span>
Brimcoal<\/span><\/strong> is a special blend of coal and brimstone that is found in Kurdistan. Brimcoal is a staple for Kurds, making up 50% of the average Kurd's diet. It is said that brimcoal is the primary cause of vantablack skin within Kurds; indeed, Kurds who don't consume this delicacy are found to have the familiar swarthy skin shared by other <\/span>Middle<\/a><\/span> <\/span>Eastern<\/a><\/span> ethnic groups. Consumption of brimcoal has also been linked to hallucinations in Kurds, specifically taking the form of perceiving <\/span>Turks<\/a><\/span> as vantablack shitskins, when they are unmistakably vantawhite <\/span>Aryans<\/a><\/span> in reality. <\/span>trevor<\/a><\/span> is a Kurdish individual that has been known to consume a particularly dangerous form of brimcoal, which he dubs <\/span>"lazy snca unfinished brimcoal"<\/a><\/span>. It is theorized that this highly dangerous form of brimcoal causes trevor to have not only vantablack skin, but also <\/span>Autism<\/a><\/span> and <\/span>ADHD<\/a><\/span>, which make him unable to read for an extended period of time or write properly punctuated and capitalized sentences.<\/span>

Brimerald<\/span><\/span><\/strong> is a category of gemerald that is also brimstone (or rather, a variety of brimstone that also happens to be a gemerald). It is not to be confused with a controversial gem that is considered by some to be a gemerald and by others to be brimstone, rather it is a dangerous unstable entity that simultaneously contains the characteristics of both a glistening gemerald and a niggerish piece of brimstone occupying the same space at the same time. It is also not to be confused with <\/span>carbon<\/a><\/span> as it occupies both sides of the extreme with no inbetween.<\/span>
Corderoite<\/a><\/span><\/strong> is a thankfully rare mineral that contains sulfur, aka brimstone. It was discovered in a mine in SNCA County, Nevada that was formerly called the Old <\/span>Cordero<\/a><\/span> Mine, which was an appropriate name for what would be discovered within.<\/span>

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