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ordersoy: when i saw goal i knew we were starting to get to the stronger soyjaks
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Chud1: gem
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Chud2: gemmy
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Chud3(2): Gleamond: the gemerald that saved the 'sharty
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Chud4(2): gem
A good post.
gemerald
Word combo meaning higher than a gem
goal/coam/geal/cem
Word combo meaning in-between gem and coal
coal
A bad post.
coalerald
It could mean lower than coal, but higher from dust, or a very coalish gemerald. See "Attributives".
dust
Lower than coal. Soulless and forced.
iron
goal
rust
In-between gem and coal but lower than iron
brimstone
Lower than even dust. Unspeakable. Usually NAS.
pewds/pewdiepie
gem
tseries
coal
diamond
Higher than even gemerald. Magnificent. Usually IAS.
tanzanite/'sharty saving gem
the highest possible post category. gems so good that they have the potential to end all drama in the 'sharty and return it to the golden age
ketchup
gem
mustard
coal
ruby
In-between gem and coal but higher than iron
gravestone
brimstone
dirt
Soulful dust
garbage/rubbish
Worse than dust but higher than brimstone
poison/'sharty destroying coal
the lowest possible post category. coal so bad that it has the potential to close the 'party down forever. Usually child porn or unusually bad drama
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YaroslavTV: Quality gem.
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Chud5: isreali omgsisa holds the first place for the second time in a row
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Chud6: Soysubhumans are so pathetic
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Chud7: No one has ever said any of this
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Chud8: Beautiful gem that illuminates even the darkest of coals
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Chud9: gemm
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Chud10: gemmie
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Chud11: Ironic glisterald
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Chud12: zased gem
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Chud13: old gem
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Chud14: bumping this tanzanite
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Chud15: glisterald
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Chud16: vantawhite gemerald
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Chud17: gemeralderalderald
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Chud18: gemerald
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Chud19(18): radianterald
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Chud20: this is absolutely incomprehensible, may god have mercy upon your wretched soul
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Chud21: @Chud: Get out of here twitter immigrant before we FLAY you alive and RAPE your family
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Chud2: tanzaniterald
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Chud22: soulerald
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Chud23: Salt
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Chud24: where the fuck is 2024 edition
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Chud25: This gemerald made my day
2024 version when????
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Chud26(25): @Chud: > Offsiter
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SanrioWABAG: raisinokostone is lower than brimstone doe
Albeithough this is a glistening colossal luxurious godly super chaos gemerald handcrafted in the holiest cliffs of hyperborean gemmyheaven
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Addison: new super mario bros wii gem

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