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NEVER BUY THE OLGOL BAG<\/div><\/blockquote>>hey. my name is Dan Bykes, and all I have to say is NEVER BUY THE OLGOL BAG. Around three days ago I was at my local thrift store when suddenly I encountered a sealed bag with the words “OLGOL BAG” embedded onto the bag with shit. My gut was telling me to avoid it but my curiosity got the best of me and I ended up buying the bag. When I got home with the bag I decided to open it. And that was the worst fucking decision of my entire life. Instantly I was hit with a smell you could only find in a shitalian’s gaping stinky asshole and my head instantly jolted sideways to get my nose away from the stench, but I gained a hold of myself and carried on. I put on some gloves and began to rummage through the contents of the bag, all of which were genuinely disgusting. Soylita Bosnian rape porn, yaoi of two obese black niggers with Bosnian and Turkish shirts respectively, links to several unknown splinters that probably liked sharing ‘P, but what really got me was a simple hard drive with the words “BQSNIARYAN GEMMIES” on it. By this point my gut was utterly begging for me to resist my curiosity and burn the box but I was just to compelled and I inserted the hard drive into my computer. Instantly my browser began to overload with thrembillions of tabs all of which were for ‘P sharing websites and Bosnian nationalist forums and my files were overloaded with copious amounts of ‘P. My computer was utterly dying and I had to stop it, so I tried to open task manager but my computer now had the FPS of Bosnia’s most high tech console and couldn’t even open up my apps to show me task manager, so I took my last resort and forcefully shut down the computer. It barely managed to save it from exploding, but when I turned it back on a few hours later, all of my previously installed apps were gone and the only thing on my Home Screen was a notes download called “BQSNIARYAN THREAT.txt”. I decided “fuck it” and opened up the text, which displayed the words “HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH THE BQSNIARYAN KING OLGOL, YOU VVILL PAY”. Suddenly, my computer began to flash uncontrollably and I instantly turned it off, but only a few minutes later, I heard a knock on the door. I stalked my door from my living room window to see a massive vantablack bosnian nigger with a visible stench now banging on my door. The door began to take serious damage as I ran to my room to grab my shotgun, when suddenly as I got back downstairs the door was smashed open and the massive nigger bellowed out “OY SAAR YOU IS MESS WITH OUR SACRED BOSNIAN BAG AND HAVE SEEN THE FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE OF KING OLGOL’S HARD DRIVE, YOU IS IN THE BIG BIG TROUBLE YA KUCH AURR!”. I instantly slammed back the trigger with my fingers and unleashed a thunderous blast, but this obese nigger’s layers of fat absorbed the bullets and he was unfazed. He began to chase after me and cornered me into my room, his endless disgusting rolls of mass managing to now rub up against my nose. Just as he was about to sodomize me, my friend nate got into my house as he noticed my door was open and wanted to pay me a sudden visit. He went up to my room and quickly strangled olgol, ACKing him in no time. I stood up and Nate looked at me bewildered and horrified, saying “Dan, what the fuck was that?! Are these your beloved namefags that you always use as an excuse to tell me that the ‘ru is better then the sharty?!”, as I explained that I went to my local thrift store and bought a mysterious bag labelled “OLGOL BAG”. I explained to him that after inserting the hard drive in the bag into my computer it got overloaded with tons of Bosnian nationalist forums and ‘P, but he snapped when I mentioned ‘P, and, already pissed, flew into an utterly blind rage and called the cops on me, who checked the hard drive and discovered the copious amounts of ‘P on it. The cops didn’t believe my explanations as to why that was on “my” hard drive, and I was sentenced to several years in prison. As I write this, my cellmates are an obese black man with a beanie who cums on pictures of babies with beards and a valid trans kween with a mushroom hat who constantly complains about my Aryan ‘ru home’s forum feature, as the police have temporarily granted me access to a phone. If there’s one thing you should learn from this, it’s that if you ever see a brown paper bag with the words “OLGOL BAG” in shit embedded onto it, run away FAST.<\/span>

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