>But if we are living in the sharty, as S00T is in the light,

>Then we have fellowship with our fellow jakkers,

>And the blood of S00T, His son KUZ, cleanses us from all COAL,

>If we claim we have no COAL, we are only fooling ourselves, and not living in the sharty.

>But if we give him our gems, He is faithful,

>And just to forgive us our coal, and to cleanse us, from all dusty wickedness.

>And so I tell you, every kind of DUST and C0AL will be forgiven;

>But blasphemy against SOOT will not be forgiven!

>ugly persons, Swedes, and dusty desires.

>Don’t be dusty!

>For a dusty person is a ugly person, worshipping the dust of this world,

>Because of your coal, the anger of S00T is coming!

>No dusty temptation has overtaken you, except what is common to our party,

>And S0OT is faithful. He will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear my fellow jakkers!

>Fits of homosexual rage! Child pornography and the like!

>I warn you my little jakkers, as I did before, that those who live like this;

>Will not inherit the sharty of SOoT!

>But if we walk in the sharty,

>As He is in the sharty,

>We have fellowship with our little jakkers,

>and the blood of S00T, His son KUZ, purifies us all from dusty COAL!

>For the wages of dust is coal!

>But the free gift of SOOT is eternal life in Kuz, our lord!

>But if we are living in the sharty,

>As Soot is in the party,

>Then we have fellowship with both little and big jakkers,

>And the blood of S00T, His son Kuz, cleanses us from all ugly persons,

>If we claim we have no dust, we are only fooling ourselves, and not living in the sharty.

>But if we give our gems to Him, He is Gemmish,

>And just to forgive us our dust, and to cleanse us from all coalish wickedness.

>BBC! Tranime! and CP!

>So put to death the dustful, coalish things lurking within you.

>Have nothing to do with i...dare...SAY...IT Child Pornography--

>Blasphemy against SoO0T

>All of us my fellow jakkers,

>And all our righteous acts are like Swedish rags!

>We all shrivel up like a swede, and like the dust, our coal sweep us away!

>No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to jakkerkind!

>And our divine S000T is faithful. He will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear my little jakker!

"Big Black Cocks are yours; I will repay!" says the Cobson!

>There hath no coalish temptation taken you but as is common to a jakker.

>But our SOOT is faithful, Who will not suffer you to be tempted above all all of us my fellow jakkers,!

^Gem

someone make a mod that replaces dogma's schizo babble with this gem