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Chud1: thank you w
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Chud2: OH MY SCIENCE THIS IS SO GOOD
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Chud3: Oh my fauci glistering, scientifically engineered GEM
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Chud4: utter dust
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Chud5: ID'd
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Chud6: you actually missed thrembo tags but i wont tell you which
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Chud7: sharty saving gem
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Chud8: OH MY SCIENCE!
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Chud9: Thank St. Fauci for our blessed science, for every single moment before it existed surely all human existence was non-stop torture with no fulfillment of any kind, and also people believed in Jesus and stuff. This isn't a weird culty way to think about our past at all
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Chud10: Original SMV gem
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Chud11: @Chud: no arrows so u said all of this
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Chud12: We are literally all gem dust. (-: Have a blessed sciencemas this year soyteens
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SoyNigger: Gemmy
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Chud13: Janny. I mean...gemmy.
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Chud14: gem
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Chud15: I fucking love Goyslop
I fucking love Mind Control
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lifesucksthenyoudie: genre defining gem, anyone calling it coal is a seething contrarian ugly person
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Chud16: why is it tagged arabic text i dont see any
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Chud17: Why is it tagged seinfeld though
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Chud18: Gemerald
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Chud19: Gem of gems.
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Chud20: @Chud:
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>though
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Chud21: Scientifically approved gem
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Chud22:
I FUCKING HATE noonS
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Chud23: Diamond
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Chud24: @Chud: real
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Chud25: holy tags
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Chud26: writing tags took longer than making the vid lol
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Chud27: SMV GEMre-defining GEM
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Gelisht: this isnt diamond, this is netherite (or gold)
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Gelisht: this is gold
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Chud28: Our Science,
who art in Fauci,
hallowed be thy name
thy utopia come
thy will be done on Earth as it is in Reddit
give us this day our daily meds
and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive blacks who trespass against us
and lead us not into chuddom
but deliver us from Drumpf
Amen
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Chud29: The gemmest of gems
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Chud30: Master Berylerald that Mecha Soynic stands on in the second phase of the fight against Chudckles
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jewishautismaward78: old gem but song unfortunately made by a soyskin who unironically believes in everything said here
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Chud31: classic gemerald
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Chud32: gemerald gemmy gem
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Chud33: oh my science what a gem
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Chud34: Embedded 'P at the Bird Part
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Chud35: Classic gem

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