Look at me, I'm a lizard, a big fat gizard like my belly cause I'm a big fat faggot, not faggot as in six or someone who sucks dicks, but the fgt speaks freely of me, and if you look inside a dictionary it's me that you will see. We are lizard squad, as gay as teletubbies, we have no buddies, and the only friends we have are the moms who let us stay in the basement getting fat. Watchu think of that? killin' all yo connection with a DDOS pact, we cant hack, we're thicker than the plastic on a hot chicks rack. There's nothing you can do, we are comin' for you, sittin' in our basement, eating mothers stew. This is a game of power, we never take a shower, disrespect us and we'll hack you in an hour. As you can see, the only reason we do this is for the publicity, our lives are shit, all we do is sit, watchin' the computer every bit by bit. But here's an interesting twist to the story we think youll enjoy, that the fact that the (unintelligible) squad could be a boy, it might be us, the same little losers who rode on the short bus. But we wont say who is who, because the only one we troll is little old you and you feed us, and the fatter we get, we all know this is something that you'll never forget. So let us send this message loud and clear, we are the lizard squAAADDD and we are nothing to fear, because we think we're smart and hacking's and art, anonymous would tear us apart, so we'll sit back, relax, troll you some more, making xbox and playstation our little whore, but the true whore spells L I Z A R, we suck the D *audible breath*, everyone knows the lizard life expectancy which isn't long, our time is short, we'll run along until our basement party crashes by the end of this song. JUST CAUSE IM IN LIZARD SQUAD, I THINK I CAN HACK, HEY MOM LOOK, I TOOK DOWN THE PLAYSTATION NETWORK AGAIN, MY LIFE IS SO BORING I HAVE TO DDOS CONSOLES EVERY DAY JUST TO JERK MY E-PENIS THAT MUCH MORE. AHAHAHAH, LET ME EAT SOME MORE PIZZAS, CAUSE IM TOO FAT TO MOVE FROM THIS SPOT. * CRASH * <Hey lizard squad... Hack this! *two middle fingers*