>Your voice sounds like you've got fucking severe aspergers syndrome hunched over your microphone at the age of 45 still playing this game when you don't have a fucking job, faggot<\/span>
>And you're so-<\/span>
>wHo HuRt Yo-<\/span>
>oH wHo HuRt YoU<\/span>
>wHo PiSsEd In YoUr ChEeRiOs BrO<\/span>
>GWA GWA GWAGWA I LOVE SOY MILK BRO<\/span>
>OH YIKES BRO<\/span>
>YIKES I LOVE- *unintelligible chudcel pissbaby noise* IN 40<\/span>
>DUDE MY FAVOURITE THING AND MY FAVOURITE TV SHOW IS RICK AND MORTY WHICH I WATCH EVERY MORNING WHEN I EAT MY FROSTED FRUIT LOOPS WITH MILK THAT MY GIRLFRIEND BUYS FOR ME BEFORE SHE GOES OUT WITH JAMAL<\/span>
>OH MY GOD THAT- *unintelligible chudcel pissbaby noise*<\/span>
>WHO PISSED IN YOUR CHEERIOS WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LOVE EVERYONE OH MY GOD iT sOuNdS- sWeEtIe LiStEn Up SwEeTiE iT's CaLlEd BeInG a DeCeNt HuMaN bEiNg uHhH uHh nO aCcTuAlLy lEtS uNpAcK tHiS uHhH GWU GWU GWU SOOOY I LOVE SOY GWACK GWAAAAACK I JUST BOUGHT A SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLAR STAR WARS LEGO ACTION FIGURE SET THAT MY WIFE FINALLY GOT ME- BUY ME WITH MY GOOD BOY POINTS<\/span>
>I LOVE RICK AND MORTY BRO IT'S MY FAVOURITE SHOW I- I'VE- I'M SO SMART<\/span>
>I WATCH YOU- I- YOU- PYTHON DEVELOPMENT FOR AN APP IT'S LIKE REALLY UPS-<\/span>
>I LIKE TO- DUDE THIS IS REALLY COOL BARNDOWN TOWN WHERE THERE'S AN ARCADE YOU CAN PLAY<\/span>
>OLD<\/span>
>RETRO VIDEO GAMES AAAND YOU CAN DRINK CRAFT IP- A BEERS BRO AH- IMA SLAM ANOTHER BEER BRO IMA DRINK SOME MORE BEER THEN WE CAN PLAY CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY<\/span>
>WE HAVE TO BE QUIET SO WE DON'T WAKE UP MY WIFE'S SON WHO'S SLEEPING NEXT ROOM<\/span>

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