Post #177721 · SoyBooru

Darling, darling, what are you doing mousing over my face like that? Don't you know it's rude to get that intimate on a first date? Oh, you brute. I let weeks go by before I let my dear butt buddy get that close. Now you suppose you can throw all caution to the wind and get intimate right away? After all you've done? An upstanding, professional man like myself might doubt your intentions.
But don't get dejected, darling. I'm happy to talk. I'm happy to sit down with a dirty, rotten scoundrel like yourself. Goodness knows I've had to endure plenty like you before— olgol, quote, jimbo. Why, some nasty men once made me dance with warrior-p, twice if you can believe it. It was an awful ordeal. You cannot imagine how awful these last few years have been for me having to deal with all these pathetic displays of famehood.
But now it's my time, darling. Now that you've shown that you aren't interested in narrative, that you aren't interested in character or drama or even all the lovely pictures I've helped put together, I've decided it's time to take charge. I'm going to do what neither soot nor my kuz had the guts to do: bring about one thousand years of homosexual darkness. Every post will be porn. Every member will be gay. Every gay will be made a boss of terrible power.
No more cheats. No more console commands. Now there is only faggotry.