>*Why Can't We Be Gems starts playing* THIS SUMMER TWO UNLIKELY FRIENDS ARE ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT CLOSER<\/span>
>*Cut to scene in a school classroom*<\/span>
>Feraljak: Why don't you go and EAT THE BUGS! HA!<\/span>
>Cobson: I will as soon as you have sex with dat BBC, dusty coal!<\/span>
>*Both stick their tongue at each other*<\/span>
TWO RIVALS, FORCED TO WORK TOGETHER AS ONE<\/span>
>*Teacher walks into the classroom*<\/span>
>Teacher: Feraljak, Cobson, you are both to work together on the school science fair!<\/span>
>Feraljak and Cobson: NOO000000000<\/span>!!<\/span>
AND ALTHOUGH THEY MAY HATE EACH OTHER<\/span>
>Feraljak: We should make the project about proving eating the bugs is better for you than BBC!<\/span>
>Cobson: Screw you, coal! How about we make the project on how feraltroons lost!<\/span>
>Feraljak: You will never be a real gem, freak!<\/span>
>Cobson: Meds and BBC, now!<\/span>
>*Feraljak and Cobson repeat those two lines louder and louder while slowly getting closer to each other's faces*<\/span>
IN THE END, THEY'RE ONE IN THE SAME<\/span>
>Feraljak: Why don't we do a project on the benefits of wearing the mask!<\/span>
>Cobson: That's actually not a bad idea, Feral.<\/span>
>*Small montage of them doing the project and bonding*<\/span>
IN A MOVIE EXPERIENCE, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET<\/span>
>Cobson: You know Feraljak, I actually had a lot of fun doing this with you...<\/span>
>Feraljak: Yeah I guess, you're pretty cool, for a shit tier wojack... heh...<\/span>
>*Feraljak and Cobson slowly start to hold hands*<\/span>
>*Both of them almost kiss before screen cuts to black*<\/span>
>*Movie title fades in*<\/span>

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