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avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
emerald stop being obsessed
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: MissnoonLargeBraps kiss yourself
avatar emerald - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: have you ever even approved a post?
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@emerald: i have approved 4 or something
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Chud: i actually like that name chudugly person
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: demote this noon
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@BALDIgemmy: trustedchad^
avatar dap - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: cosmetic approver class
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast:
>4
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
avatar Obsidian - Reply
It's just to calm
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@dap: like everyone else
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: *trustedGOD
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: being approver is objectively worse because you do it for free
avatar Nobeidore - Reply
@Chud: geeeeg
avatar MissCircleLargeBreast - Reply
@Chud: you are not obliged to do it for free if obsessed flamboyant people rob you of every thing you can approve
>saar you too slow saar
avatar Turrican - Reply
Don't raisinfling and be /calm/
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: slow ass ferret
approver just to suck staff dick ass ferret
avatar Granite - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: MOOOOOOODS DEMOTE THIS noon!!!!!!
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@Chud: geeeg
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@Chud: keep spittin keep spittin
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: skill issue
avatar Jones - Reply
why is he crying?
avatar FatGuyParadise - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: its easier doing it with both hands trust me
avatar emerald - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: I SLAVE away in the approval queue for 9 HOURS just so I can get a chance of approving a single post and your just sitting here doing NOTHING you don't even deserve the title of approver.
avatar Chud5 - Reply
@FatGuyParadise: GEEEEEEEEG
avatar Granite - Reply
@Jones: becouse he got raped yesterday
avatar FatGuyParadise - Reply
ugly personerald is right, the fpeflamboyant person is a bigger flamboyant person and does not deserve it
avatar Turrican - Reply
@Jones: Tears of joy, he achieved inner peace
avatar Jones - Reply
@Turrican: awesome sauce
avatar Chud6 - Reply
@FatGuyParadise: emerald might be a swarty ugly person banban fan from lesotho or something but at least he actually approves posts
avatar FatGuyParadise - Reply
epic bacon even
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
remove all approvers
avatar Jones - Reply
@Granite: not awesome sauce
avatar FatGuyParadise - Reply
@Chud: this
avatar FatGuyParadise - Reply
just give me admin already i will clean this place
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@PRIZINS: gemmy kamikaze
avatar sprnurse - Reply
>tagging your posts with an artist tag of your own name even though the a purpose of an account is identify who made what, removing the need for an external trademark

arm belly brain brainlet cross_eyed crossed_arms double_chin drool fat gynaecomastia idiot mucus retard retarded smug stubble subvariant:soyak_(smug) variant:soyak
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@FatGuyParadise: keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
avatar Jones - Reply
@sprnurse: snca
avatar dap - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@sprnurse: some people want to separate their OC from reuploads on their account. also some people want to identify posts they made logged out
avatar Jones - Reply
@John8_44: meta:not_oc exists o algo
uploading as anon is homosexual and specialed
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@John8_44:
>meta:not_oc

posting logged out but still wanting to identify your posts....why?
avatar dap - Reply
@John8_44: meta:not_oc exists for a reast
avatar dap - Reply
for a reason
avatar FatGuyParadise - Reply
@dap: no one uses this thoe
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@Jones: namechad worship is homosexual and specialed
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@sprnurse: perhaps you have posts from before you made an account
avatar sprnurse - Reply
>making your own tag like a selfish little fuck instead of just asking an admin/joon

closed_eyes glasses hair inbred its_over retard retarded stubble text variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@sprnurse: *to change ownership
avatar Snopes - Reply
@sprnurse: Making up tags is rather gemmy
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@Snopes:
^
aliased angry animated arm bald big_eyebrows crying dance ext=gif full_body glasses hand kick looking_to_the_right meta:not_a_duplicate no_background selfish selfish_little_fuck selfish_little_prick slf soyjak stubble tear template transparent_background variant:cryboy_soyjak
avatar Snopes - Reply
@sprnurse:
>Do I look like a dancing selfish little fuck Cryboy Soyjak?

Fact Check:
False
arm clothes crossed_arms fact fact_check glasses hand smile smug soyjak stubble text variant:gapejak
Peer-reviewed by trusted sources.
(C) 1995 - 2026 by Snopes, Inc.
avatar sprnurse - Reply
>im not the dancing selfish little fuck Cryboy Soyak MUH PEER REVIEWED STUDIES SAID SO

aliased angry animated arm bald big_eyebrows crying dance ext=gif full_body glasses hand kick looking_to_the_right meta:not_a_duplicate no_background selfish selfish_little_fuck selfish_little_prick slf soyjak stubble tear template transparent_background variant:cryboy_soyjak
avatar Snopes - Reply
@sprnurse: I'm literally Snopes.
(C) 1995 - 2026 by Snopes, Inc.
avatar emerald - Reply
@John8_44: go down
avatar John8_44 - Reply
@sprnurse:
a10_eyes black_lives_matter blond glasses in_this_house love_is_love muscular_male science subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud trend:aryan variant:chudjak
>im not the dancing selfish little fuck Cryboy Soyak MUH PEER REVIEWED STUDIES SAID SO
avatar Olgol - Reply
@John8_44: gigatwerk
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@Snopes:
>1995
>Snopes was created in 1994

faker!
avatar Snopes - Reply
@sprnurse:
Fact Check:
False
arm clothes crossed_arms fact fact_check glasses hand smile smug soyjak stubble text variant:gapejak
1995 reflects the earliest copyrighted material owned by the entity. It doesn't necessarily mean it didn't exist in 1994, just that the legally recognized copyright ownership started in 1995.
(C) 1995 - 2026 by Snopes, Inc.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@MissCircleLargeBreast: DEI hire
avatar emerald - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: you?
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@Snopes: btfo'ed by peer reviewed, science backed studies that validate my incorrect personal bias
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@emerald: I approve stuff
avatar Chud8 - Reply
@Snopes: is snopes arya
n
avatar Rot - Reply
Gem!
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