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avatar Cobsonium - Reply
beard brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ buff chad comic fact fat forehead_lines grey_skin hair hand holding_object lipsstick nas:gigachad open_mouth soyjak speech_bubble text thought_bubble tranny transgender_flag variant:alicia white_background

Site of the original slapfight
avatar Chud1 - Reply
this is nice OP but from what I can tell, virtually nobody today disputes Cobson's gem status (though that's a good thing because HWABAG)
avatar Chud2 - Reply
SNCA
avatar Cobsonium - Reply
@Chud:
Except the noons in this post.

I know the variant wars died before I joined, but I just dropped my two cents on some cobson hate post, and this raisin transpired.
avatar Cobsonium - Reply
Pretty funny and cool that I got to derail the comment section like that.
avatar cocoschoppenboer - Reply
people still use the HWABAG acronym? i thought that got completely hijacked by ugly person offsiters
avatar toniylijani - Reply
incomphrensible senecanvke
avatar MazelTV - Reply
soot do dis
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud: the greg guy that lost approver and leaked so hard that he doesn't wanna nameflamboyant person here anymore does
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
@Chud: thats gemmy doe
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
4000x14208 resolution award
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
holy words
avatar beefsoup - Reply
@StinkyWanger:
wise mordvin
gemmy
 words above me
aryan blond blue_eyes closed_mouth cyrillic_text facial_mark fact flag flag:mordovia foreign_language glasses holding_object looking_at_you mordovaryan mordovia mordvinaryan russia series:countryaryan_gem! sign text variant:cobson white_background award blue_skin clothes ear flag:mordovia flag:russian_empire hat hitler_mustache meta:namefags mordvinaryan name_tag oklahoma_city_thunder stinkywanger_(namefag) subvariant:muscular_chud sweater variant:chudjak
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@beefsoup:
beefsoup_(user) bloodshot_eyes bowl crying glasses looking_at_you meta:namefags moustache mustache red_eyes rocket_monkeys speech_bubble stubble transparent_background variant:bernd
avatar beefsoup - Reply
noon raped with the thousand metal pipes above mi
avatar Chud5 - Reply
TL;DR
award blush brown_skin closed_mouth coalson hair holding_object holding_phone iphone lips makeup medal nigger no_glasses no_stubble phone sharty shartycuck subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:phoneplier subvariant:phoneplier_vertical text transparent_background variant:alicia variant:cobson yellow_hair
avatar Cobsonium - Reply
Holy raisin that was so fucking homosexual of me

Still HWABAG doe
avatar Soyton - Reply
Cobson is the most gemmy when used for soy purposes actually
avatar Cobsonium - Reply
@Soyton:
Yeah I guess
avatar Cobsonium - Reply
A kind of unexpected factor to it. He's still a soyboy despite his masculine look
avatar Soyton - Reply
Like blobson or hydrocephason
avatar Cobsonium - Reply
@Soyton:
There he looks overtly soy
avatar Soyton - Reply
@Cobsonium: compared to nowadays nuvariants hes very much of a soyboy, its just his eyebrows
avatar Chud6 - Reply
@Chud: leakiest response ever, greg
avatar 7Zip - Reply
Im jerking off
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@7Zip: to fpe
avatar Chud8 - Reply
^^rapes paper
avatar Chud9 - Reply
@7Zip: @Chud:
^^ebut bumagu
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
He's only a gem if he's a slvt for da BBC
avatar 7Zip - Reply
@Chud: zov bro, zov
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