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avatar toniylijani - Reply
First reply, I just broke this post's hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this post the way I did and this post will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a post that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, chads.
avatar Rubio - Reply
@toniylijani: Jannies black this gentile
avatar toniylijani - Reply
@Rubio: jokes on you whiteboy i enjoy being blacked
avatar Rubio - Reply
@toniylijani: Blacked by michael michelle obama
avatar ploopy - Reply
@toniylijani: jannies bleach this gentile
avatar Rubio - Reply
@Rubio: The strikethrough failed
avatar toniylijani - Reply
@ploopy: kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself kiss yourself i am not having a white pecker near me
avatar Rubio - Reply
@ploopy: poopy
avatar Randals_Strongest_Warrior - Reply
Wow, we need more of these
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