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avatar Nobeidore - Reply
ok joke's over dont drag please
avatar Grozan - Reply
>emerald posted my created variant tag

Emerald get a job you fucking noon
avatar Zonky - Reply
I am once again starting to regret my actions
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@Nobeidore: keep draggin keep draggin
avatar Zonky - Reply
Yeah the raisins getting old
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Jokes over noon
avatar john373838484893 - Reply
gem post coal poster
avatar birdbrain - Reply
emerald can't even reuse soyferret/banban anymore so he has to cackle his way over to a carcass like the scavenger he (now) is, geg!
avatar Grozan - Reply
Emerald get a job you fucking noon and go make me my wiki page for creative this gemmy variant tag
avatar IonHighOnIons - Reply
emerald jerked off to this variant!!!
avatar Pineapple - Reply
Joke stopped being funny as soon as emerald posted
avatar Grozan - Reply
@IonHighOnIons: he jerked of to my gem tag
avatar birdbrain - Reply
@Grozan: esl
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Post this variant in every post and make emerald leak
avatar Grozan - Reply
@birdbrain: gigger png
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
emerald you can only pick between your lightning mcqueen toy and your garten of banban toy to play with you cant take both
avatar emerald - Reply
@Pineapple: why dont people like me
avatar Grozan - Reply
@Metro2033: he jerked off in both and broke both with his sausage fingers
avatar Grozan - Reply
@emerald: get a fucking job noon
avatar Zonky - Reply
@emerald: forcing the fucking joke
avatar Grozan - Reply
@emerald: get a fucking job noon
avatar Grozan - Reply
@emerald: get a fucking job noon
avatar Grozan - Reply
Get a fucking job noon @emerald:
avatar Grozan - Reply
@emerald: get a fucking job noon
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
@emerald: your homosexual and suck penis'
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@emerald: 5 reasons
1.You act like a special
2.You are bisexual
3.You are annoying
4.Your obsession
5.Just because they can
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
Emerald get a job you fucking noon
avatar Grozan - Reply
@emerald: nmfet ag vkkb by dis
avatar IonHighOnIons - Reply
@Grozan: yeah i saw that. it was an atrocity to my eyes
avatar Grozan - Reply
@Nobody1: you forgot reason 6: emerald get a job fucking noon
avatar Chud3 - Reply
This joked United us into liking it and now it has united us against emerald
avatar emerald - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: @Grozan: ITS 2AM
avatar Grozan - Reply
@emerald: and?
avatar Grozan - Reply
@emerald: get a job fucking noon
avatar IonHighOnIons - Reply
emerald probably relates to this guy
avatar Grozan - Reply
@emerald: get a job fucking noon
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@emerald: Go to sleep ferret
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avatar Grozan - Reply
@IonHighOnIons: tsmt
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@emerald: 2am and still using this website
avatar Zonky - Reply
Job now
avatar IonHighOnIons - Reply
@emerald: get a job but not at a daycare
avatar Grozan - Reply
@Nobody1:
>Sleep

Emerald go get a fucking job noon
Everyone spam this to make emerald get a job at 2am
avatar IonHighOnIons - Reply
@IonHighOnIons: after all we know what you do
avatar Grozan - Reply
@MoistPepper: only known case
avatar Grozan - Reply
Get a job emerald
avatar Grozan - Reply
Get a job emerald
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Emerald is the worst
avatar Grozan - Reply
@Chud: force him to get a job
avatar birdbrain - Reply
>why dont people like me

>ITS 2AN


Here's some fun facts with capital B Birdbrain!
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Did you know that when it's late at night, the increased production of Melatoferretnd decreasing levels of Cortisol can lead us to being more open with others due to our minds relaxing for a good night of sleep?
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avatar IonHighOnIons - Reply
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GET A JOB EMERALD THE chadERALD
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>hello i am emerald saar i was raised alongside everybody ion doesnt like

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avatar IonHighOnIons - Reply
GET A JOB EMERALD THE chadERALD
>hello i am emerald saar i was raised alongside everybody ion doesnt like

bloodshot_eyes dark_skin doll jartynigger jimbo_(namefag) meta:namefags red_lips subvariant:jartycuck trend:jartycuck variant:alicia variant:chudjak variant:soytan
RAPE EMERALD TO DEATH BECAUSE I SAID SO
avatar Grozan - Reply
@IonHighOnIons: emerald getting a job is worse than rape for him
avatar IonHighOnIons - Reply
@Grozan: oh yeah your right
avatar Rot - Reply
@emerald: That's not true emerald everybody here likes you. We all wake up in the morning, check the 'ru, and think "I wonder if emerald is awake right now." or "I wonder what emerald thinks about this post." We all love you and cherish your presence. When you leave the site we'll all be mourning your loss and the 'ru would've become a worse place in your absence.
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