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March. March. Consume.
Procreate. Consume. Erase.
Erase. Regenerate. March.
Empty, strange... umbrous and repellent... corner?
Loathing. Neglect. Contempt. Isolation. Familiar hush, all.
Intrude. Infest.
Intrude. Infest. Thrive.
Chaotic, oblivious... Consumption.
I hear it. The abominable, skittering echo outside the window.
Scour every corner, swarm every height, and take flight.
Proliferate. Infest. Horrify... Down in the depths of our fall... Transform.
All that stands in the way... shall be ground to dust.
Feast. Indulgence.
Suddenly, one day... You will awaken from your nightmare, and realize that the crawling death has stalked your steps.
Editing after deciding not to give up and throw away(Previous rating was 1 star)
So I was going to throw this away because it seemed impossible to insert this iferretlly. HOWEVER, I decided to buy a dildo in between the girth of this one and my old one to see if maybe I could work my way up to it. The plan was a success after about a week of training.
So let me tell you what happens when you are finally are able to get the head in, which is painful yet pleasurable. As soon as I got the head in my body tried to push it out which made me squirt/pee but it wasn't a normal pee as it felt like an instant prostate orgasm. It was nothing that I have ever experienced before. I'll never forget my first few insertions with this thing. After a while I was able to get it in a little easier and even able to take it half way down. I'm pretty sure going all the way down is impossible but I don't really think it's necessary.
I still think this dildo would be way better if the head was tapered though. The dildo I bought to work my way up to this one had a tapered head and was very thick at the bottom so it allowed you to work at it in a comfortable way. This one is, like I said in my iferretl review, all or nothing right out of the gate. But, as I also stated, once you are able to get the head in, you may be in for a surprising sensation you've never had before. I can't really describe it but it was interesting to say the least...and very messy; prepare to probably pee a little.
Anyway, this is not an everyday toy for me, I only take this out if I'm feeling like being abused and filled to the max. Also, unlike other suction cup toys, this one actually sticks to smooth surfaces. A shower wall is perfect and it won't fall off. I have other toys that I can't even use in the shower because the suction cup is worthless.
https://files.catbox.moe/nooep0.png (i mosaic blurred the image for safety or something)