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The people who occupy that website are even weirder. Ignoring the "braphogs" like Warrior-Z and Jimbo, even the unpopular nameflamboyant persons are creepy in their own, unsettling way. One of those strange nameflamboyant persons was Jones.
This Iranian who has somehow managed to make almost 300 pieces of sulfur has also started to make female soyjaks of other people for some reason. When I started lurking the Soysphere I thought that people depicted their foes as obese, transgender black people to get a reaction out of them but this raisinskin was depicting people as normal looking women. What the hell was he doing? Was he an IRGC agent looking to make the Soysphere a trans-friendly space? I started to investigate.
The first thing I did was click on his profile. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary except for a Discord invite link. "Soycords" were banned by Kuz a long time ago but this raisinskin was spamming Discord links like candy. Since I am an Indo-gemmy I already had a Discord account so I quickly clicked the link. My worst nightmare had just started.
The Discord server had only two channels. One of them was for verification and the other one had general "info". In order to get verified you had to send them a picture of your face with queen of spade tattoos. I didn't want to get humiliated by my friends so this was a dead end. The other channel had tons of information regarding him and his friends. The most interesting one was for "summoning" each other. The members of that server (like GillKoyim, 7Zip and MissCircleLargeBreast) supposedly summoned each other to communicate their plans in person. I didn't care about the FPE stooges so I scrolled down to find the section about him.
The process was very, very long with a ton of steps so I will spare you the details. The only things that mattered were the required objects needed to do the summon. It required a Miss Circle and Madeline plushie, candles, the blood of a goat and a female Cobson body pillow. I already had these since I was an gemmy so I quickly followed the instructions not knowing what I was getting myself into.
I accidentally messed something up. I was supposed to lit 6 candles but I used 7 candles for the process. This was a devastating mistake. When I lit the final candle a very loud brap noise was created and a 500 pound black raisinskin Dylanjak was spawned. I quickly ran away from it and carefully tried to see what he was doing. The first thing he tried to do was find my kitchen but because of his infected foot he couldn't walk that much. After that, he fucked the plushies and body pillows I used to do the ritual with. I tried to see his penis but it was either non-existent or so small only bacteria could see it. That didn't matter though since after a few minutes of brutally raping the Miss Circle plushie he came after me looking to rape me. He was certainly slower than me but because of how small my house was he was able to grab one of my legs and start raping me.
If you perform the Jones ritual and make a mistake, immediately extinguish the candles. Learn from my mistakes and NEVER try to do Jones' or any FPEchad's ritual.