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Is better
just put a link to the updated image in the comments section of the post you want to change and hope jimbrap (or anybody else) sees your comment
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My username is OreosSoy88 on SoyBooru, and I caught
It all started when I was browsing SoyBooru like I always do, when suddenly I saw an attentionwhore called Olgol commenting on a post. The comment didn't seem like anything special, it was just him leaking like a chad while larping as a liberchad as he is. I felt entitled to soyquote him. That was the worst mistake of my life.
Suddenly my screen went black and all I saw was the image of a gigachad in the darkness of the monitor, holding a mirror. I freaked out and punched the monitor as hard as I could. But it was already too late.
My foot started acting strange.
It started small. An itch between the toes. I thought: makes sense after an entire night doomscrolling soyjak images. I figured it was athlete's foot, sweat, karma. I ignored it. Two days later, my skin split open on its own, like stale bread cracking. It didn't bleed. It oozed. A thick yellowish fluid poured out, reeking of jimbo sweat.
Washing it was a mistake.
When the water hit, I felt something respond. Not pain. Movement. The skin swelled and turned translucent, like it had been inflated from the inside. Beneath it, shadows shifted slowly, like tired larvae. My toenails began to loosen, first one, then another, lifting on their own before falling into the drain with a dry snap.