DO NOT WATCH THE OLGOL MOVIE

I was exhausted from working all day. When I came home, I decided to watch movies since I didn't have anything else to do.
My good friends from the Soysphere had recommended the Olgol movie to me. I didn't know who Olgol was but apparently he was a Soybooru namefag.
I opened the movie's file on my laptop, grabbed snacks and sat down to watch it when I heard a strange knocking noise. That's no big deal, I thought; But I was wrong.
The movie started with the logo of the director, Olgol. It was a cobson avatar with a spade tattoo. Why the fuck would anyone have that as their profile picture? The movie was messing with my head. The Soysphere is pretty darn weird so I continued watching.
Instead of a typical intro in a movie, I was shown blacked porn of 5 black men penetrating Cobson. I quickly tried to close VLC but it wouldn't let me. How could a movie do this? The knocking noises didn't stop so I restarted my laptop and went to check.
When I opened my house's door, I was quickly met with the brownest, most pedophilic representation of Cobson. I couldn't understand his broken English accent but I could tell that he was horny. I was getting scared so I immediately closed the door. Unfortunatly for me, he had an axe. He broke my front door and knocked me out with his large braps.

When I woke up, the worst of my dreams had been realized. I was in Tyrone's house. The strange Cobson figure told Tyrone to rape me and I couldn't do anything.
While I was getting my asshole absolutely destroyed by Tyrone, he was rubbing his tiny namefag clitty. After I called him a nigger lover for doing this to me, he showed me a piece of paper with a gigachad showing a mirror. This is a nightmare.
After 5 hours Tyrone finally got tired and left me in a broken and shattered state when suddenly Jamal came into the room and started raping me again! When will this end?!

Do not watch the Olgol movie. I don't know how it works. Is it some kind of virus? Does it have a tracking pixel? I don't know. What I *do* know is that you shouldn't watch it. Learn from my mistakes.

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