Jimbo was born on an indian pig farm to a new delhi sewer goblin father and a lesothonian mother. He was raped when he was J months old by his father which forced his mother to escort him back to Lesotho, her homeland, to get away from his rapist father. The trip to that place was on a wooden boat which took 3 months to cross the indian ocean all the way to South Africa. The driver was a somali pirate who scammed them out of their life savings of 6000 indian rupees. They reached the coast of South Africa and had to walk barefoot all the way to their mud hut in Lesotho.

When Jimbo was just 6-7 years old he came out as trans to his village, which prompted them to exile him out due to his gender identity. By the time Jimbo was 10, in 2016: oneshot came out which captivated the mind of Jimbo, he was completely obsessed with the game but couldn't run it on his mud hut. The closest thing he had to an electronic was a BlackBerry, but that couldn't run OneShot. He then heard of this place called America, the land of opportunity and decided to escape his village in the middle of the night and took a boat trip to the Gulf of Mexico America with all the money he had saved up from scamming old people as tech support: he was only 10 years old and was a natural at it, the indian genes helped his endeavours. After another long boat trip through the Atlantic Ocean, he finally reached the Gulf of Mexico.

After arriving to Mexico, he slowly learned Spanish and lived off the street eating whatever scraps he could find off of garbage cans. One day, after months of loitering on the streets of Guadalajara, he met satoko_houjou_fan. They shared a common interest in oneshot and bonded over it, they both wanted to travel to the US where the internet speeds would allow them to download oneshot and finally play it. They started training hard to cross the border, going to wetback camp every day to train border crossing drills. There, they also practiced English. Their first attempt to cross the border was moot, as it was 2018 and Donald Trump had built a wall that blocked them; that, and Jimbo's fat body made it difficult to gain any speed to cross the border. They kept training hard until Jimbo finally lost the weight. By then, it was 2020, and Biden just let them through because every demonrat wants mexicans to invade the southern US. They then jumped into a semi truck illegally and went wherever it took them.

The semi truck was transporting grain to Georgia, which is where both of them departed. They then visited the local homeless shelter and started planning their dream: get a PC to play oneshot. Manuel took up a job as a handyman, while Jimbo continued his scamming schemes. They saved up enough money to rent out a trailer park in rural Georgia. Jimbo then discovered KFC, and shortly after gained all the weight he lost back, putting him at 5'2" and 340 lbs with a BMI of 58.4 and a body fat percentage of 41%. After years of saving up, they could finally afford a DELL laptop, which they paid $100 for. They then pirated Oneshot because they didn't have enough money for it KEEEEK. Immediately after getting oneshot, jimbo betrayed satoko; blocked him from the trailer park using his fat body and brapped, ensuring he didn't have the chance to come back to the trailer so he could play oneshot all by himself.

Jimbo racked up 1000 hours of oneshot only 4 months after that, and kept up his shtick of scamming people and using the money from that to buy KFC as a way to live. He also got on food stamps so he could buy all the goyslop he wanted from Walmart, which he frequented. Jimbo lived a peaceful life: all his neighbors left due to his stench so the trailer park was empty most of the time, he was still is unemployed and collects benefits. All the luxuries he needed: KFC, Popeyes, Raisin' Cane's and Oneshot 'p abdl furnigger commissions could be obtained from scamming a couple old people on the internet.

In 2024, he discovered the sharty and immediately made a namefag like all the other trans kweens like her. He posted his censored face photoshopped over high school graduation gown (he never went to highschool). He was then mocked for being a brown monkey: the shock from this was too bad, he got prescribed SSRIs.

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