The year is 2030. Despite being an admin in the 50th iteration of the Schlog, Broot is still a soybooru moderator.

@Chud: this

I'm voting for failed painter from Austria

it's time to get brootal

Broot is doing nothing, and will be doing nothing

brootal

Its just getting brootal

@Soyton: well at least he's somewhat more active than warrior-z, so

let's just hope there won't be any admin drama or a new crisis

i vote for noon

im voting RED

Its just getting ReBrooted

Broot give nusois a speech on why evrirundi should caries agut this soylitical campaign of yours

@Flute: With me in power teh 'ru will be improved tenfold, I am the most active doll-hired mod so it makes sense.
I have many ideas for the site too like images in comments, dark mode, polls etc. (which will should be implemented soon)

*Not just dark mode but themes in general

@Broot: vvill there be animated thumbnails and more font colors?

@Chud: Yes

@Broot: can you stop attentionwhoring

@Chud: You're the one on a post relating to me xis

@Broot: noon almost ALL OF YOUR posts are self inserts

@Chud:

>stop posting soyjaks on soybooru

@Broot:
What are your opinions on nameflamboyant personging, and anonymous 'teens who say nameflamboyant personging is a net negative for the soysphere? You seem to be way more on the side of nameflamboyant personging due to being admin on the shroom, so how do you plan to listen to this now very prominent side of soylitics because of recent desdain towards the quote administration and it's many controversies?
We need a clear stance on this issue Broot

@Broot: Soyjaks are divided by gem or coal, which is what people care more of
If they cared about posting soyjaks only, you would see diddyphilic jaks too

@Broot:

>stop posting self inserts on soybooru

@Chud: What does diddyphilia have to do with posting brootjaks?

brootism is not a pipeline to diddyphilia

@Flute: The booru isnt an anonymous imageboard like soyjak party, Nameflamboyant personging is fine in the appropriate places like the booru. Nameflamboyant personging is also part of the booru for so taking that away would kill it, it would also suck for people who want to put credit under their OC.

vote homosexual autist 2026

@Broot:
There is an argument that soybooru should serve merely as an archive of soyjak party gems without a community of users since it being an independent site has caused many useless 'jaks surrounding discord-like drama and other barely soyjak related SNCA to flood this website, meanwhile on an imageboard gems are naturally selected by them being reposted which filters most of the coal and so posts are gemmier and usable as soyjaks are meant to be used. If the booru were to not be so pro nameflamboyant person, it wouldn't become obsolete, but instead would just be used in tangent with the regular sharty and both sites would probably be a lot better. In fact, since the shroom exists and some users of the booru use it, it would be a more intelligent to keep the nameflamboyant personging there in full while keeping this place more focused on it's goal as to not have 2 different places where its prominent as it causes disconnect.
You should look into this Broot

@Flute egregious brap above me

@Chud:
special above

@Flute:

>be a more intelligent

Anyways i only really mean that this is a big issue and it needs regulation, i do agree removing accounts is excessive

@Flute: log out then flamboyant person

@Flute: You would be surprised how many people here prefer to use soybooru, Nameflamboyant person drama is more simple to moderate than you think, as soon as it goes outside of the soysphere or into some offsite groupchat we kill whoever's involved. That's been the status quo for years. Also you have to understand the shroom isnt owned by Quote so he wouldn't stagnate the booru for it.
@StinkyWanger: vote StinkyWanger 2026?

@Broot: Hello, Broot.

@Warrior-Z: Z.

@Broot: I voted for you, brother.

@Flute

>special ab-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

@Warrior-Z: Real recognizes real

@Thales: I'm not fully in support of it special i'm just asking broot's opinion on it
@Broot:
It's not really about it being offsiters or whatever, but that it really does degrade the quality of posts here, you probably wouldn't lose anything of value if the most prominent nameflamboyant persons stopped brapping about eachother here. Also while quote might not be involved with the shroom, you are responsible of it, meaning a partial or entire exodus of nameflamboyant persons there would be easier for both and it honestly would probably leave the sharty better off. Yes a few people prefer to stay here, but the active userbase of the booru is so small it wouldn't really be a big deal in comparison to the benefits, meaning it wouldn't really be the stagnation or chading you imply but i don't know, this isn't that important

@Broot:
Why did you change pfp

:poop:THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTY:poop:

The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. :melting_face

sweat_drops: Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks :basketball

eyes:., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid noons - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. :melting_face::sweat_drops: They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spanish, leaving trails of raisin and fuckery everywhere.

The air is THICK with stench :eyes: as they slap their ooze-covered hands together :clap

clap

clap:, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "raisin ON YOU" :punch::toilet:. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn greedy person.

The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART :dash

boom:- this big dumb ferret -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass :melting_face

poop:. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy raisin what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth :ocean::poop:.

The sharty will never be clean again. :melting_face:

:poop

sweat_drops:THE ULTRA GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTY:sweat_drops

poop:

:poop:THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTY:poop:

The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. :melting_face

sweat_drops: Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks :basketball

eyes:., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid noons - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. :melting_face::sweat_drops: They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spanish, leaving trails of raisin and fuckery everywhere.

The air is THICK with stench :eyes: as they slap their ooze-covered hands together :clap

clap

clap:, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "raisin ON YOU" :punch::toilet:. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn greedy person.

The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART :dash

boom:- this big dumb ferret -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass :melting_face

poop:. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy raisin what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth :ocean::poop:.

The sharty will never be clean again. :melting_face:

:poop

sweat_drops:THE ULTRA GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTY:sweat_drops

poop:

@Flute: Y not

broot do you think you could do better then quote

we WILL vote for Broot

we WILL vote for Broot

we WILL vote for Broot

we WILL vote for Broot

we WILL vote for Broot

we WILL vote for Broot

we WILL vote for Broot

we WILL vote for Broot

Let's vote for Broot and establish the Brootist New World Order

(BNWO)

@Chud: accidentally clicked comment anonymously award

Broot is keyed.

I guess ill vote broot

Hopefully broot will do ausum stuff like banning vlodson

I voted

I hope Broot bans Olgol

@cocoschoppenboer: do this broot

I hope he bans thrub

@Chud: I hope he bans everyphono I don't like

i hope he gives professornothingburger the trusted rank, he's funny

will fembroots stay or be banned

@cocoschoppenboer: Sybau

I hope he destroys this site more then jimbo

@Chud: how did i destroy the site

@jimbo: banning them would be ridiculous

>foot fetish, male

Issa gem!

>foot fetish, female

FUCKIGN BRIM BAN DIS

Where is your policy platform?

You have my vote Broot

I vote for Brooty even though i have no idea who are other candidates

Downvoted.

@VlodsonWABAG: yeah as if your gonna change anything vlodsmelly person

@VlodsonWABAG: Not even nobaldi or nophono bruh. Keep leaking like a special.

@Coemskong: you should stop leaking and give this smelly person attention. That's all he wanted after all.

when is this

@NemanjaVidih: hopefully never

@Vergilius:

>ayayayayay broot wont let me goon to forsaken diaper gemmies and erp on the shroom

>I am a single 30M who goes by "broot" online.

I first took a rather feminine looking picture of myself (it was not so easy to choose) and then used various AI tools (won't mention which) to create very realistic female characters of myself, with different personalities and enticing outfits, doing mildly flirtatious things. I downloaded these videos, and I then created a grid of all the videos on a huge screen and was edging the whole time. then I finally filled up the screen with all of them and then did one final global wank. it was glorious.

100/10 fun experience do NOT recommend because you will change forever as a person
I'm looking at pictures of women now and they don't look as interesting anymore

Also the longer I saw these versions of myself the more they felt like other people but still my brain says that's me. for some reason that's very exciting. idk lol.

P.S. this is NOT healthy
I'm probably slightly addicted to masturbation

Oh yes AMA

Edit: first ever reddit award on my first ever reddit throwaway. and this is the topic. ffs
thank you kind stranger