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avatar Chud1 - Reply
Can you make plier falling off of a bike and into the ocean
avatar Non-Euclidean - Reply
@Chud: do this
avatar Non-Euclidean - Reply
https://youtu.be/lY10_T_ROq4?si=X1glUGVHDkDR3xej
avatar Chud2 - Reply
Ned the typa guy who would say "Ermmm... Am I late to the party?" when he logs onto the sharty
avatar Non-Euclidean - Reply
@Chud: GEEG
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
we just making up ferrets now
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Metro2033: https://soyjakwiki.org/Ned_Diggers
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: again, we just making up ferrets now
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Metro2033:
^hates fun
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
forced coal
avatar Flute - Reply
@MenstrualCykill:
Most forced coal since incredible gassy
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@StinkyWanger: @Flute: phonos call anything forced coal
avatar Non-Euclidean - Reply
@StinkyWanger: @Flute: unforced natural diamond
avatar Gear - Reply
>everything is forced coal theory

angry computer drink gigachada meta:nas monster_energy nas:gigachad punch rage smashing
avatar Non-Euclidean - Reply
@Gear: this is true
avatar Chud3 - Reply
According to booru ferrets everything new is forced, yes flamboyant person you will repeat the same jokes for 6 years. You aren't allowed to enjoy new things.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
>repeating the same joke for 6 years and not allowed to enjoy new things

gigatwerk
avatar Flute - Reply
@MenstrualCykill:
No punchline or gimmick just autistic poonerpilled OC making like over on der 'cord
doll front_facing hand nate oh_my_god_she_is_so_attractive piercing pink_skin pooner poonerald subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:mexiaryan_front top_surgery variant:meximutt variant:soytan
>Look at my heckin' nate OC!!
He's like colored differently and browses during dnb hours
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Besides sharty is always a DNB because noon quote would rather talk to odessanchad on the zarty than finish NusoiTM already and mustard is also apparently too busy with Nubooru to do anything so he just comments about miss circle large breast or whatever
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Flute: sad reality nuke
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Flute: If Quote changed his mind on the zarty and then considered it a hostile site then the catty would become richer than it currently is
avatar Flute - Reply
@MenstrualCykill:
Zarty is too DNB and snca to be considered hostile
They don't use chadflare literally just because nobeidore caries enough to attack them
avatar Non-Euclidean - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: the two people on the zarty will hate to hear this
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Flute: @Non-Euclidean: I mean sure but the splinter that (((skayjos))) owns is much more DNB on the zarty yet it's still considered hostile
actually I feel like that's a bad analogy considering how skayjos's site allows 'p
avatar Gear - Reply
@Flute: >ev&oe browsing during dnb hours is the gimmick
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