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avatar emerald - Reply
gem
avatar trevor - Reply
cacaslop
avatar Randals_Strongest_Warrior - Reply
Aww <3
avatar trevor - Reply
@Randals_Strongest_Warrior:
specialERALD
avatar Thales - Reply
A flower cannot grow on your head, if it is, you should seek medical attention since it is very anomalous for an organism, especially a flower, to grow on your head. It also brings the danger of attracting bees, which can sting you if agitated.
avatar Swatted - Reply
>A flower cannot grow on your head, if it is, you should seek medical attention since it is very anomalous for an organism, especially a flower, to grow on your head. It also brings the danger of attracting bees, which can sting you if agitated.

arm big big_lips black black_skin body brain dance ear fat foot hand huge leg lips massive meta:ai_generated obese red_lips retard retarded small_brain small_penis stupid subvariant:beast subvariant:branigger subvariant:endmutt subvariant:morbidmutt vantablack variant:brandon variant:meximutt video yellow_sclera
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: ^ brown hands typed the message above
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Thales: thank you thales
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
>A flower cannot grow on your head, if it is, you should seek medical attention since it is very anomalous for an organism, especially a flower, to grow on your head. It also brings the danger of attracting bees, which can sting you if agitated.

gigatwerk
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: I don't have brown hands
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: prove it
avatar Thales - Reply
@Swatted: see this is a trick for trevor to get a picture of your hand
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
The thread this jak is from is gemmy
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@Swatted: Can U proof?
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Thales: Yeah it is
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Chud: Yes
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: brown hands
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@Swatted: Ok cn U proof then
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: Literally Trevor hands
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Chud: Do I have to?
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Swatted: Ye, to disprove Trevr
avatar wiretap - Reply
Gemmy flower
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Chud: Wh yo writ lik thi
avatar Chud4 - Reply
@Swatted: Sorry im from France
Can you proof?
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Chud: Yes I can
avatar Chud5 - Reply
@Swatted: Ok then do it
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Chud: Just for Trevor?
avatar Chud6 - Reply
@Swatted: Na for me To
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Chud: And who the fuck are you
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@Swatted: I saw this on Tiktok so ye
avatar trevor - Reply
Can yu post it?
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Chud: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website black_skin emoticon fat fries hamburger lying mcdonalds potato reaction_image_memes shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine text thumbnail variant:alicia yellow_hair youtube youtube_thumbnail
avatar Chud8 - Reply
@Swatted: Wha
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: listen to him already
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: You don't rule me, bitch.
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: scared as fuck
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: I'm not.
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: then post your hand? you're clearly ducking because you're brown
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: I won't do anything for you KEEEEK
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: bitch ass pussy
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: You are the only bitch here, sissy
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: you unironically engage in the consumption of 'ru flamboyant personry posts
either you're 1. a flamboyant person 2. a pooner 3. a black FNF diddy
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor:
>you unironically engage in the consumption of 'ru flamboyant personry posts

Even&doe you're the one who upvote femboy porn
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: when have I ever upvoted femboy porn
avatar trevor - Reply
also if you're just gonna say "evendoe" you don't have to include the &
avatar Chud9 - Reply
@Swatted: OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: GEEEEEEEEEEEEG Are you removing upvotes?????? KEKEEKEKEKEKEKEKK fucking flamboyant person
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
@trevor: I am flamboyant person
avatar Chud10 - Reply
@trevor: I am flamboyant person
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: Even&doe there isn't any problem with it
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: what are you even talking about KEK
>says I upvoted something

>checks to see if I upvoted it

>realizes there's nothing there

>says that I removed the upvote

take your meds Swatpooner
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: @NemanjaVidih: gg
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: lets examine this
EvenAndDoe
...
=
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: You upvoted that femboy Dap post
avatar Chud11 - Reply
WHY THE FUCK TREVOR UPVOTED THIS?
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: are you talking about dap upvoting it himself, because I didn't
@Chud: because its funny what do you mean
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: trevor sissys. . .
avatar emerald - Reply
>itz da fuggin joke mayne
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website black_skin emoticon fat fries hamburger lying mcdonalds potato reaction_image_memes shitskin subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine text thumbnail variant:alicia yellow_hair youtube youtube_thumbnail
avatar trevor - Reply
@emerald: you upvoted this

which is WAY worse
avatar trevor - Reply
and this
avatar Extteen - Reply
wholesome little gem jak
if it goes to xitter it becomes forced >ooh i fuggen love these non offensive jaks COAL
pineapple poop amirite? :joy:
avatar trevor - Reply
and this
avatar Swatted - Reply
@trevor: This what
avatar emerald - Reply
Jimbo made me do it
avatar trevor - Reply
so your logic of >upvoting porn le bad (which it wasn't even porn it was a funny bait post) is invalidated because you upvoted actual blacked posts
avatar trevor - Reply
@emerald: believable
avatar trevor - Reply
@Swatted: ?
avatar emerald - Reply
Jimbo said he would force me to play oneshot with him
avatar trevor - Reply
@emerald: call 911...
NOW
avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor: @trevor: these are funny bait posts
avatar trevor - Reply
@emerald: okay so is the soytan fart one
your point?
avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor: your a degenerate and I'm not
avatar trevor - Reply
@emerald: i just said that both are "funny bait posts"
even though yours is arguably worse
whos the real degenerate
avatar emerald - Reply
I'm right you're wrong
I'm smart you're dumb
It's that simple
avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor: those aren't worse
avatar trevor - Reply
@emerald: fart bait posts making fun of the jarty vs actual sex
avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor: obsessed with dead splinter award
avatar trevor - Reply
^ da jardee
avatar Chud12 - Reply
Cool flower
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