Gemerald

Newton's third law states, "To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." When progressivism took hold, the Chud was awakened from his centuries-long rest. A primordial spirit in tune with natural order, it abhors feminism, flamboyant personry, and noons, along with all the vile creatures that promote these blasphemies.

The Chud now roams the world along with his unnumbered avatars with the goal of destroying progressivism and restoring equilibrium to the universe once again.

Legends from time immemorial say that for every time a ugly person ACKs itself, the chud grows in power and influence. It's still theorized what the purpose of the Chud's avatars is, but it's said that these avatars either bear a remarkable physical resemblance to each other or an ideological resemblance to the Chud, mainly far-right reactionism.

It was not the first time the Chud awoke from his slumber albeit, long before Atlantis sank, when Hyperborea was but a settlement. A curious event took place. A people called the beak noses had managed to crossbreed a vantablack monkey with a human in an attempt to introduce diversity to the gene pool. This was how noons were created, and it was indeed a grave sin, but it was far from the only sin the beak noses had committed; they were also dumping estrogen and all manner of poisons in the drinking supply, which turned people into ugly persons, pooners, and flamboyant people. It was made illegal to criticize all of these abominations, including the beak noses, in almost all cities of the earth, even in the sacred city of Atlantis. It only took a century or so for noons to become 30% of the world's population. Indeed, it looked like Atlantis had fallen, but this was not the end. When the first ugly person acked xerself, a huge earthquake struck, which caused all the buildings of Atlantis to shake; this made a few more ugly persons fall down and splatter across the pavement. Little after little the chudification began to occur across the world. Transphobia became a frequent occurrence everywhere, which in turn made more ugly persons ack xhemselves even more, increasing the Chuds' power level, making his avatars even more numerous, and eventually resulting in worldwide TTD, TND, and dispelling of the beak noses. Sadly a few niagaraes and beak noses survived in caves and what not; it did make them very inbred, resulting in an even lower intelligence for the niagaraes than before and many congenital diseases for the beak noses. All in all the world was saved for millennia to come, and the Chud went back to his slumber, preparing for the day the world needed him again.