FACT 1: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY STAND UNDER 1 TRILLION LUMENS NOTHING CHANGES
FACT 2: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE THEM FOR THE SUN ITSELF
FACT 3: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEIR HAIR COLOR WHICH IS BLONDE IS JUST A COTTON'ISH SPOT TO TOUCH
FACT 4: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY REFLECT INFINITY PERCENT OF LIGHT
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT EVEN THEIR OWN RAISINS ARE WHITE
FACT 6: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET USED TO STOP BLACK HOLES FROM FORMING
FACT 7: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN MIDDLE OF A SNOWSTORM THEY JUST LAY DOWN AND WIN
FACT 8: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET LISTED IN FIRST OF THE STAGE OF THE "TRIANGULAR TRADE"
FACT 9: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THE BLACKEST PART OF THEM IS THEIR IRIS DESPITE THEM HAVING A10 EYES
FACT 10: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT IF THEIR POPULATION OF YOUR COUNTRY IS 100% THEY WOULD STILL MAKE UP 0% OF THE CRIMES
FACT 2: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT PEOPLE MISTAKE THEM FOR THE SUN ITSELF
FACT 3: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEIR HAIR COLOR WHICH IS BLONDE IS JUST A COTTON'ISH SPOT TO TOUCH
FACT 4: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY REFLECT INFINITY PERCENT OF LIGHT
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT EVEN THEIR OWN RAISINS ARE WHITE
FACT 6: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET USED TO STOP BLACK HOLES FROM FORMING
FACT 7: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT WHEN THEY PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN MIDDLE OF A SNOWSTORM THEY JUST LAY DOWN AND WIN
FACT 8: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THEY GET LISTED IN FIRST OF THE STAGE OF THE "TRIANGULAR TRADE"
FACT 9: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT THE BLACKEST PART OF THEM IS THEIR IRIS DESPITE THEM HAVING A10 EYES
FACT 10: JIMBO FANS ARE SO WHITE THAT IF THEIR POPULATION OF YOUR COUNTRY IS 100% THEY WOULD STILL MAKE UP 0% OF THE CRIMES