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WARNING: SAgemmy BEAST DETECTED
Hello SoyBooru, i don't have time to introduce myself because i must warn you all as fast as possible. Today i was browsing Nameflamboyant personBooru as usual, and suddenly i saw a new post about that one foid pooner nameflamboyant person named "Moistpepper", and in the comment section of this post there was many other nameflamboyant persons what demanded proof of her gender. There was alot of 'booru gooners like thub, morostein, and gill koyim. After scrolling through the comments for a while, i thought there was nothing interesting here and was about to close the tab, but first i refreshed the page to see if there was any new posts, and suddenly i saw a fresh post from MoistPepper that said: "alright you freaks, here my chest reveal, i hope it finally stops you" And some attached link to it. I was very excited and interested in this, because i been in nofap for three months, so i clicked without thinking. After i clicked on the link, my browser started downloading some file. I didn't have time to do anything because download was so fast, and when i went to my downloads directory, i saw a file named "moistpepper.apk", onn icon of this application was white impish meowjak, awatar of moistpooner. For a while i hesitated to install this app, but my lust took over, so i clicked on the "install" button. App installed quickly, and when the download was complete, i impatiently clicked on the "open" button. For a moment i noticed that the app icon had changed to a vantablack cat in a hat, but I didn't pay attention to it. After i opened the application, there was black screen for a while, but then i was hit by a very loud scream, during which a moistpepper's face rapidly flashed on the screen. Her face was was very distorted, she had hyper-realistic bleeding eyes, and a very sinoon smile with inhuman teeth. The image had red text, that looked like it was drawn in blood, that was saying:
I AM GUY
STOP
I just raisinted my pants on the spot. I was incredibly scared. But then things got even worse. This application opened Google Maps and switched to panorama mode, there was shown my home, and some black figure standing nearby. I immediately rushed to the window what was looking into the street and saw short and obese vantablack raisinskin noon with a brown hat and cat's ears. This thing saw me and made a big nasty smile what was showing it's yellow and leaky teeth, and ran to the front door of my home. Now i'm hiding in the closet and writing this text. I don't think i will stay alive, this creature has already gone around most of my house, destroying all the furniture and spreading its unbearable smell what makes me choke. So i want to make a last warning:
If you have the "MoistPepper" app,
DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY!