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Yo, let me tell you 'bout a girl named Kasumi,
Born in San Fran, under the California sun, see,
April 19th, 2003, she came into this world,
Japanese mom, American dad, a unique girl.
Loved Nintendo, toys, and cartoons, that's her thing,
Reddit browsing, always on the string,
"Soy-tan" they called her, 'cause she's soyish and sweet,
Online username, she embraced the beat.
Dreaming of journalism, that's her fantasy,
Met Nate online, spamming up a subreddit,
Messaged him privately, told him to quit it.
(Chorus)
Soy-tan, Soy-tan, living her life,
With Nate by her side, cutting through the strife,
Childish things, they both enjoy,
In this world of theirs, they deploy.
Nate visits on weekends, holidays too,
Playing games, watching movies, their bond grew,
Face-timing on weekdays, school days, you see,
Hopes he moves in, but she ain't said it to he.
Jartychad stalking, from Twitter to now,
Moved to Lesotho, but he's still a cow,
Blocked him everywhere, Nate's got her back,
Protecting her, that's just the fact.
Grown woman with a minor, some might scoff,
But they're both into childish things, can't you see?
Nate's autistic, can't socialize, just stimming, you see.
(Chorus)
Soy-tan, Soy-tan, living her life,
With Nate by her side, cutting through the strife,
Childish things, they both enjoy,
In this world of theirs, they deploy.
Peggle, Animal Crossing, Minecraft too,
Avengers: Infinity War, that's her favorite crew,
No opinion on TND, TKD, TPD, TFD,
Just live in harmony, that's what she said.
The Lawnmower Man, she loves the flick,
But some scenes scared her, made her sick,
Feraljak over Cobson, that's her pick,
Caca's babysitter, always on the tick.
Coal forever, that's her claim,
Virgin status, no need to proclaim,
All posts about bibisi, just propaganda,
Soy-tan's story, that's the drama.
specialERALD