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avatar retard - Reply
kiss yourself
avatar Dzagir - Reply
op kiss yourself
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Op is specialed noon
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Brimstone. Op is a noon.
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
how to bait everybody:
>don't be a christian

>post anti christian bait that's very low effort

>watch everybody, in good faith and being moralgods, downvote the post and criticize op (and that's good)

more effective than fpe or adminporn i have to admit
avatar sprnurse - Reply
op die
avatar emerald - Reply
Gem in #fpe
avatar Thales - Reply
high effort peat
avatar Well_Then - Reply
Fuck off 'O'P
avatar Morostein - Reply
Coal
avatar Smoot - Reply
>make a post making fun of yahweh

>OP kiss yourself THIS IS LITERALLY BRIMCOAL

>post literal nameflamboyant person porn

>gemerald

Christbros... I dont feel so good
avatar Dzagir - Reply
@Smoot: paganbrap go back to praying to tung tung sahur
avatar Smoot - Reply
@Dzagir: despite spending at least 14 hours a day explaining how making giant, expensive, mosaics of biblical figures isn't idolatry, most Christians seemingly still don't understand how pagans could possibly make a statue to represent god.
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Smoot:
>im not a christian but if i misunderstand your beliefs and what they stand for then i'll totally win the argument
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@Dzagir:
>go back to praying to tung tung sahur

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
avatar Smoot - Reply
@jimbo:
>im not a a pagan but if I make obviously hypocritical strawmans of their religion then I'll totally win the argument
avatar Smoot - Reply
@sprnurse:

armor christianity cross helmet low_resolution nas:yes_chad roman series:its_based_and_christpilled side_profile template
>op die

>made nameflamboyant person porn less than 12 hours earlier
avatar dap - Reply
@Smoot: the most brutal boorupill
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Smoot: ^ Gooned to mymy feet 2 hours ago
avatar Snake - Reply
@Smoot: tsmt
avatar Smoot - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>posted soytan rape porn

>posted soft-core miss circle porn

>used to have his entire user bio be about how much he wanted to be quotes sex slave

BLEED
avatar dap - Reply
@Smoot:
>das bait mane ah swear
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Smoot: anger_mark arm biting_lip black_nails black_skin blond bloodshot_eyes blush brown_skin classroom clenched_teeth closed_mouth clothes crushing crying eyebrows foot full_body fundamental_paper_education glasses hair hand miss_circle nail_polish nails nose one_eye painted_nails paper paper_background red_sclera side_profile speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty subvariant:alicia_side subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine teacher test text transparent variant:alicia
avatar xerox - Reply
you are a noon
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
antimatter
avatar ConservativeWaluigi - Reply
kiss yourself BLASPHEMOUS ATHEIST REDDITOR flamboyant person chad special ugly person
I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Christianity will always be a greedy personish heresy stolen by goyim appropriating HEBREVV histQry
Jesus will ALWAYS be a greedy person
you will NEVER be a greedy person
YHWH will always be a greedy personISH God
He will NEVER be your god

Abrahamicbraps are the religious equivalent of ugly people
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Chud:
pahomosexual greedy person
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Chud:
>
ack ack! badge eyepatch flag:transgender_pride_flag hanging helmet norse_mythology odin pagan paganism subvariant:scholar tranny variant:gapejak wing yggdrasil
avatar trevor - Reply
LIVE YOURSELF RELIGIOUS CHRISTIAN TIKTOKKER STRAIGHT MANLY GENIUS HETERO
I'M JOKING, I WANT TO CARESS YOUR BEAUTIFUL HEAD RIGHT NOW SO THAT EVERYTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU USEFUL HUMAN FLESH. IF I SAVED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL LIFE. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME RUBBING YOUR CUTE SKULL, MASSAGING YOUR OCEAN EYES, HUGGING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIVELY SPECIAL HUMAN, AND THEN HUGGING, KISSING AND LOVING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS HAPPY FROM YOUR KINDNESS, YOU USEFUL SPACE OF LIFE, YOU AMAZING GENEROUS HUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE BEST HECKING MEN ON THE PLANET
avatar Chud2(1) - Reply
How much HRT (hebrew religious therapy) do I have to take before I am grafted onto the tree of salvation
avatar Chud3 - Reply
trevor is a communist
avatar Chud4(3) - Reply
also this is brim
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: @Chud: 5soyjaks armor bandage blond blue_eyes brazil brown_skin buff clothes dunchenman_(user) epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) flag:rio_grande_do_sul gaucho gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses green_skin grey_shirt grin hat iris judge_gem_(namefag) mask meta:do_they_really? meta:namefags meta:tagme mortal_kombat name_tag ninja red_arrow red_eyes red_x rio_grande_do_sul scar smoke(mortal_kombat) subvariant:brazilaryan subvariant:brazilmutt subvariant:lawrence subvariant:muscular_chud_side transparent_background trevor_(user) uniform variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) whore x z_alliance agartha capcut down_under_(song) drum_n_bass effect esoteric ext=mp4 green_eyes green_skin hyperborea jimbo_(namefag) mask men_at_work_(band) meta:namefags meta:self_insert music ninja smoke(mortal_kombat) song subvariant:perceptive_chud trend:aryan trevor_(user) variant:alicia variant:chudjak video

STAND BACK, BEAST! Z ALLIANCE IS FORMED! ALL OF Z'S ENEMIES WILL FALL, AND THEY WILL ALL DIE! I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM... TREVOR! AND, YOU, RIDICULOUS CREATURE, WILL DIE!

GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL

FIGHTING IN HIS HONOR

WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF THE Z

IF YOU KEEP RAGING

YOUR GONNA TAKE SOME LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
avatar Chud5(3) - Reply
@trevor: stop or whatever moistpooner says
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: 5soyjaks armor bandage blond blue_eyes brazil brown_skin buff clothes dunchenman_(user) epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) flag:rio_grande_do_sul gaucho gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses green_skin grey_shirt grin hat iris judge_gem_(namefag) mask meta:do_they_really? meta:namefags meta:tagme mortal_kombat name_tag ninja red_arrow red_eyes red_x rio_grande_do_sul scar smoke(mortal_kombat) subvariant:brazilaryan subvariant:brazilmutt subvariant:lawrence subvariant:muscular_chud_side transparent_background trevor_(user) uniform variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) whore x z_alliance agartha capcut down_under_(song) drum_n_bass effect esoteric ext=mp4 green_eyes green_skin hyperborea jimbo_(namefag) mask men_at_work_(band) meta:namefags meta:self_insert music ninja smoke(mortal_kombat) song subvariant:perceptive_chud trend:aryan trevor_(user) variant:alicia variant:chudjak video

STAND BACK, BEAST! Z ALLIANCE IS FORMED! ALL OF Z'S ENEMIES WILL FALL, AND THEY WILL ALL DIE! I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM... TREVOR! AND, YOU, RIDICULOUS CREATURE, WILL DIE!

GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL

FIGHTING IN HIS HONOR

WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF THE Z

IF YOU KEEP RAGING

YOUR GONNA TAKE SOME LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
avatar trevor - Reply
Heh... me, Warrior-Z, and Judge Gem have been working behind the scenes on an elaborate operation to RID the 'ru of any pests. Starting off with....

YOU

avatar Chud6(3) - Reply
@trevor: are you gonna get rid of me for being an enemy of the state since you're a communist
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: 5soyjaks armor bandage blond blue_eyes brazil brown_skin buff clothes dunchenman_(user) epx7fclhdrp_(namefag) flag:rio_grande_do_sul gaucho gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses green_skin grey_shirt grin hat iris judge_gem_(namefag) mask meta:do_they_really? meta:namefags meta:tagme mortal_kombat name_tag ninja red_arrow red_eyes red_x rio_grande_do_sul scar smoke(mortal_kombat) subvariant:brazilaryan subvariant:brazilmutt subvariant:lawrence subvariant:muscular_chud_side transparent_background trevor_(user) uniform variant:chudjak variant:feraljak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) whore x z_alliance agartha capcut down_under_(song) drum_n_bass effect esoteric ext=mp4 green_eyes green_skin hyperborea jimbo_(namefag) mask men_at_work_(band) meta:namefags meta:self_insert music ninja smoke(mortal_kombat) song subvariant:perceptive_chud trend:aryan trevor_(user) variant:alicia variant:chudjak video

STAND BACK, BEAST! Z ALLIANCE IS FORMED! ALL OF Z'S ENEMIES WILL FALL, AND THEY WILL ALL DIE! I AM SMOKE, I AM SQUIDWARD, I AM A SAMURAI OF CORY, I AM... TREVOR! AND, YOU, RIDICULOUS CREATURE, WILL DIE!

GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL, GO BACK TO JIMBOHELL

FIGHTING IN HIS HONOR

WE ARE THE DISCIPLES OF THE Z

IF YOU KEEP RAGING

YOUR GONNA TAKE SOME LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
avatar OrHoweverTheBurgerIsEaten - Reply
>Heh... me, Warrior-Z, and Judge Gem have been working behind the scenes on an elaborate operation to RID the 'ru of any pests.

closed_mouth clothes fedora glasses glowing glowing_eyes glowing_glasses hand hat smile smug soyjak stubble variant:soyak
avatar jimbo - Reply
@trevor: TUFF
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@jimbo: Hey Jimbo, you better watch out, I'm a hero who secretly works for the government, and I've been watching you.

Creatures like you deserve to be annihilated... Justice will be served.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Dunchenman: caps agora
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Dunchenman: caps agora
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@MoistPepper:
OMGSISA
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: stop
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
MOISTPOONER I LOVE YOU PLESE BE MY WIFE
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Dunchenman: stop
avatar jimbo - Reply
dont call him a pooner
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Chud: @trevor: being accused of being a communist is definitely something
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@jimbo: dude I'm so obsessed with her... But she always ignores me :broken_heart::broken_heart:
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Dunchenman:
:broken-heart
broken-heart
broken-heart:
avatar Chud7(1) - Reply
the most brutal christpill
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
high effort raisinstone
avatar FreakyJimbo - Reply
Zombie Jesus
avatar Chud8 - Reply
^Listen to Esedeenkid
avatar Marbles - Reply
Coal
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