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avatar jimbo - Reply
aliencord woke up
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
alienoon
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
aliens don't visit us thanks to jimbrap
avatar Yohannen - Reply
stupid pig
avatar Yohannen - Reply
oh wait no thats an actual insult im specialed
avatar jimbo - Reply
lets hope the aliens that visit earth abduct and slaughter jcla
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Yohannen: @Yohannen: fail
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@jimbo: aliens abduct cows, your weight is simlar to that of a cow
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen:
>mayne I'm so sorry for inzulting u mayne

1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website award black_skin blush closed_mouth double_chin eyebrows eyelashes fat grey_shirt lips meta:not_oc obese red_shirt retard small_brain stupid subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine text transparent_background variant:alicia
avatar trevor - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: Jimbo is too heavy to get abducted
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@trevor: i meant pig is an actual slur doe i was trying to make one up for aliens
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar jimbo - Reply
the aliens wouldn't even wanna abduct trevor's luh brown ugly ahh
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: just say pig
pig pig pig
avatar trevor - Reply
@jimbo:
>luh

slopjak
avatar Aztechicano - Reply
wawa
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@trevor:
for fucks sakes trevor how did you somehow comprehend this as me being some twitter ugly person thats afraid to say slurs or something
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@jimbo: albeit, they would want to abduct you to study the anatomy of objects as black and as dense as black holes
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: how would they have enough power to abduct something so heavy :though:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@trevor: why did you send a selfie of yourself?
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@Yohannen: i said "they would want", not "they would"
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@jimbo: who's "yourself", jimbo?
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: is it jimbo?
avatar Aztechicano - Reply
wawa
avatar jimbo - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: they would actually abduct you to figure out how someone can smell as bad and pungent as you
avatar jimbo - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: no
avatar jimbo - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: no
avatar trevor - Reply
@jimbo: I'm using the back camera so its you
avatar jimbo - Reply
angry artist:termitesilva fat forehead_mark green_skin lips meta:namefags nas:amerimutt red_eyes speech_bubble_empty squid stink_lines subnas:ukromutt sweating trevor_(user) variant:disgusting_trevorcreature
avatar Dzagir - Reply
@jimbo: @trevor: two flamboyant people fighting
avatar sloppyjakky - Reply
@jimbo: your smell is the reason why aliens haven't come here yet
it's also why uranus smells like raisin
avatar trevor - Reply
@jimbo: wtf is this I have never seen this post before
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Dzagir: two dzagirs fighting?
avatar trevor - Reply
@Dzagir: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar jimbo - Reply
@trevor: your selfie
avatar jimbo - Reply
@sloppyjakky: when you're in a projecting competition and your opponent is sloppyjakky
avatar Dzagir - Reply
@jimbo: i aint a flamboyant person though
avatar trevor - Reply
@jimbo: why did you bleach yourself green and put on a wig?
avatar sloppyjakky - Reply
@jimbo: when you're in a smelliest noon competition and your opponent is jimbo
bnran closed_eyes closed_mouth its_over sad spongebob_squarepants squidward text variant:markiplier_soyjak
avatar Aztechicano - Reply
@trevor: that's not green that's teal
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
specialERALD
avatar zuptik - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: alien antenna burnt green_skin laser meta:namefags skeleton transparent_background ufo variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak zuptik_(namefag)alien antenna burnt green_skin laser meta:namefags skeleton transparent_background ufo variant:cobson variant:markiplier_soyjak zuptik_(namefag)
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
>gimme the secret 'p mr. krackers

antenna cat_ear clothes evil green_skin hat jimbo_(namefag) jimbo_(user) lips meta:namefags niko_(oneshot) oneshot oneshot_pedo_nigger plankton robot sheldon_j_plankton spongebob_squarepants stubble tiny variant:alicia yellow_sclera

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