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avatar Coemskong - Reply
I did this a long time ago. Yes, it's in ESL and I'm not going to translate it.
avatar Jones - Reply
incomprehensible
avatar trevor - Reply
why did you track yourself
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
Jimbrap
avatar BRUNOBSON - Reply
gemaralda
avatar Chauvin2 - Reply
ebonics corruption of a beautiful language
avatar Flute - Reply
@Coemskong: selfish little fuck go back to your fuggen McCountry or something
avatar Chauvin2 - Reply
@Chauvin2: not as terrible as mexican spanish tho
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
meta:op_took_a_selfie_of_xerself
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
avatar Flute - Reply
@Chauvin2: ^pinche American obsesionado no mames
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: falsenuke eu nao pareco isso nem falo isso
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
adams_apple big_lips black_skin brazil brazil_flag cheeks curly_hair hair lips looking_to_the_left neck no_glasses no_stubble nose shading shirts subvariant:brazilmutt variant:meximutt yellow_sclera ^
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
quem e que mora em maranhao
estado mqnl
avatar Flute - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
ferret you're brapzillian too
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: indios e transexuais
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: why are you flashing us again with your disgusting selfies gill
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Flute: @Yohannen: I don't look like that
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
you do but instead of being black it's white
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: meds
avatar trevor - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: you're from the poorest and blackest region in Brazil GEG you have no right to talk about skin color
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@Coemskong:
ele mostrou a foto da perna ha uns dias atras
avatar trevor - Reply
@Coemskong: i'm surprised you're defending him due to you being enemies and all
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@trevor:
i wasn't talking to you
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@trevor:
>enemies

specialERALD
avatar trevor - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: don't care, free speech exists, well maybe not in your country but still
@Yohannen: let it be known that this flamboyant person wrote a whole college essay on why he's clitty leaking and leaving the soysphere for attention geg
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: then what else would you call them? friends/
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@trevor: noons
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Brazilian_Chud: meds
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: that's already a name taken by you, try again
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@trevor: You have a whole autistic essay on your bio about how people that hate you (Literal_who) are not heckin' white or whatever and larp as a tuff mysterious sigma male ferret or however the specialerald goes
avatar Yohannen - Reply
>FNAF WON!

autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: FNAF did win, kiss yourself ugly person circus enjoyer
@Yohannen: there's a difference between pure bait and genuine clitty leak special out
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@trevor:
>its jus bait mane
avatar Olgol - Reply
Incomprehensible noonbabble
avatar Olgol - Reply
Or just noon babble
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: do you wholeheartedly believe without a doubt that my illustriously written essay of a bio isn't bait?
avatar trevor - Reply
@Olgol: @Olgol: the true HTSM woke up
avatar trevor - Reply
or the leader I should say
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@trevor:
>if you dont like x then you automatically like this y thing thats worse than x

Unbelievable levels of autism
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: you definitely goon to TADC
avatar Olgol - Reply
@trevor: HTSM is whiter than his haters kiss yourself if you think otherwise
avatar trevor - Reply
@Olgol: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@trevor: i dont even know what that raisin is about and i've never even watched it stop projecting kek
avatar Olgol - Reply
@trevor: sybau fash
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Olgol: exquisite 24 karat bait
avatar trevor - Reply
@Olgol: @Yohannen: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar trevor - Reply
@Yohannen: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Olgol: ^ Vaxxed and boosted
avatar Olgol - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: That's gemmy shemmychad
avatar Yohannen - Reply
>pudden duh speechbooble unduh muh enemiz makez mi feel shpecial mayne
avatar Olgol - Reply
@trevor: Sybau fash HTSM hater
avatar Yohannen - Reply
gigaquote if you goon to 'p
avatar trevor - Reply
@Olgol: @Yohannen: @Yohannen: @Olgol: 1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background1_year_on_bald_men_with_glasses_website angry autism autist autistic award badge black_skin blond brown_skin closed_eyes crying ear forehead_lines glasses grey_shirt lip lips nate nose obese open_mouth red_shirt sharty shartycuck soicuck soyjak soyjak_party speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty stubble subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine subvariant:reaction_fat_soyjak transparent variant:reaction_soyjak white_background
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Yohannen: x if you y is gemmy btw shemmychads
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Olgol: If being vaxxed is gemmy then we shouldn't vaccinate blacks? Okay racist
avatar Olgol - Reply
@trevor: Obsessed HTSM hater kiss yourself
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Olgol: You're being racist btw
avatar Olgol - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Vaccines are an eurocentric invention but that doesn't preclude other races from getting vaccinated or contributing to a healthier world. So not exactly
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: walmart is racist
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Olgol: You said that being vaccinated is "gemmy behavior" which implies not being vaccinated isn't
avatar Olgol - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Yes, I dont disagree with that. If you are unvaccinated you're a noon (spiritually)
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Olgol: So you're racist then? Do you justify that scientifically or is that just bigotry?
avatar Olgol - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: "noon" in the way I use it could be substituted for "quack", "special" or "anti-science". So its not that I hate black people specifically, though my use of that slur probably has to do with years of racist brainwashing. I actively want to change but its difficult.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
^ Racist bigot
avatar Olgol - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: No Im not smh.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Olgol: You literally use the n word and try to claim it's just some normal word and you're using it "with no racial connotations".
avatar Olgol - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Yes, so what? You said I'm a "racist bigot" but at most you could say that my language can be interpreted as racist. I have already clarified that my use isn't direct and that its a reminder of my less than fortunate upbringing
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: @Olgol: baitmaster getting baited by Baitlord
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Yohannen: Can't we have a discussion here? fuck off bigot
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Olgol: Not an excuse to be racist
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Well its not an excuse and I really want to change. Its hard ok??
avatar Olgol - Reply
@Chud: this is me btw

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