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Just remove the mic and the web camera
avatar Chud2(1) - Reply
Stkela tombe
avatar Chud3(1) - Reply
They want our
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Restrain policies of breather miocarda popular treaming
avatar Soyim1111 - Reply
>I'm having a brimmy day
It's about time that I get my way
Steam rolling whatever flamboyant person I see, huh
Obsessed wit mi
I'm having a brimmy day
If you're obsessed that's okay
Watch this is so fun to see, huh
Obsessed wit mi
Why ask why better yet why not
Why are you not marking that welfare check
Why eat a kebab isn't that hot?
Why use a bomb vest is that all you got
Why do you not like seeing burgers shook
But my question to you is why not
Why go to the market and stand in line
Just use a ramming car it saves me time
I'm having a brimmy day
It's about time that I get my way
Vest Bombing any ameriburger I see, huh
Obsessed wit mi
I'm having a brimmy day
If you're obsessed that's okay
Watch this is so fun to see, huh
Obsessed wit mi
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