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avatar retard - Reply
i was about to say gem but you made it kiss yourself
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@special: 3:
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: what is (217 + 50) - 200
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOUR MEMES SUCK
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: what is (217 + 50) - 200
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: 3:
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: just say the answer
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: rrrrrr... u3u
avatar retard - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: mustard i will forgive you completely if you perma ban this noon
avatar greg - Reply
Garbage
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@greg: hello greg
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: what is this diddyblud saying but what comes after 66?
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
how long can this ferret keep this act up
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@PRIZINS: who is this???? XD
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
look guys i can do your memes and i make them better because great meme reset!! :D
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: what is (217 + 50) - 200
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Aleszity: Why are you fighting with a fucking bait man, you look pathetic
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Maybe i feed attention whore attention then it will stop
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
@Aleszity: 3soyjaks mango ohio sigma subvariant:longplier those_who_know trend:soyjak_trio trollface trollge tuff variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@Swatted: idk it's funny
avatar evis - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: this great event will do wonders on our return. may it bring a reign of destruction and brimstone on
this raisin website.
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
lalalalaaaaaa :3
me and the bois are gonna get PIZZA! :D
IM SO EXCITED I WANNA JUST- AAAAAAAA X3
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: square root of 4489?
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@evis: nuuuuuu!! i like this website! thats why i am here :3 i like the silly little soy jaks i just wish you guys werent so weird about it... :/
avatar evis - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: go forth, child of brim.

reset.
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
@Nobody1: 3soyjaks mango ohio sigma subvariant:longplier those_who_know trend:soyjak_trio trollface trollge tuff variant:gapejak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:tony_soprano_soyjak
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: just say 67
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@evis: woah... :O
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRAAARGHGHHHH STAHP!!!
....STAHP IT! STAHP!
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: What is 12 divided by 67 plus 69?
avatar Coemskong - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: the raped
avatar evis - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: soon after the reset, we will return, and our energies will flow endlessly into a great
singularity.
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
allah asylum award hallucinated_it_again_award hallucination pig schizo schizophrenia variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: hi ferret do you know what tnd means
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
baseball_bat edit glasses italian_brainrot stubble subvariant:teutonson trend:aryan tung_tung_tung_sahur variant:cobson wood

T.T.T WON.
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: 6 67 67_kid 7 clothes glasses gums hand soyjak stubble transparent_background variant:el_perro_rabioso white_skin yellow_hair
avatar evis - Reply
@evis: and not only that, but the ancients are to come back as some promised.
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Chud: ya i read your wiki but my bro mainly taught the total (insert thing here) death thing owo
also stahp being so mean 3:
avatar Morostein - Reply
'p is not the way kids!
avatar Chud2(1) - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: snca test:
who is froot
who is kuz
who killed 4chad back in april
what was hotdoghead's old account before it got deleted
what does HTSM stand for
making more of those raisin soon
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: Rape
avatar retard - Reply
@Chud: 1. admin before quote 2. diddy admin. captain gem. i dont know something like little buddy idk. hunky twink sex machine.
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: vro is not xim :broken_heart:
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Chud: it was an admin before quote
a very bad admin o~o
captain gem
something that goes like little buddy i thinkkkk
something that makes me feel funny @~@
avatar PinkStew - Reply
Brimstone
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@special: why are oyu replying to it
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: what is 88 - 21
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: 3:<
avatar Swatted - Reply
@Aleszity: 21
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: that is why the number "67" lives rent free!
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: with that logic doesnt everything tho...? 3:
avatar Chud4(1) - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: ferret here's more. (don't use wiki ok?)
what sharty boards used to not be on the top but accessible when you know the board's name?
what were the booru's original tag colors looked like before they were changed?
who were the victims of the foidocaust?
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Chud: idkkkkk qmq
avatar Chud5(1) - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: noon answer
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: Wrong fuck you noon
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avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Chud: why are you falling for this bait? You know this is a 'cordnoon right?
avatar Chud6(1) - Reply
@MoistPepper: im to ask this ferret some questions, ok?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: solve this integral to prove youre old enough to use the site
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/vhco8vyu.png
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: 3:
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
can someone pet me im feeling saddddddddd qmq
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: no.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: naw bro just cut the larp anyone over the age of 15 can solve that
if you cant solve that just stop lying to us and admit youre not old enough
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Dunchenman: qmq
avatar Swatted - Reply
Dap don't bump 'p my gosh
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: stahppp its hard for meeeee qmq
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: just answer it.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: admit how old you are honesty is good bro
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: stahhhppp ughhhhhhh q~q
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: 69 xd
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: a sixty nine year old would be able to solve that
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: what is your actual age then?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: were not gonna do anything to you just be honest about your age
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: hhhmmnmffffmmfff 3:
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: 69 hehe
avatar Aleszity - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: 67? got it.
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@Aleszity: hmmmmfffmfnnfffff 3:
avatar Chud7(1) - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: hi ferret just to remind you that the soyverse is for 16 and older people, not specialed people who are underaged
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Chud: this (n)igga is a 'cord(n)igger, stop falling for his underage/autistic larp
avatar Chud8(1) - Reply
@MoistPepper: slooighty ooooff toopic:
xe might be banned in the later months or not
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Chud: xe's already banned on the 'ki
avatar retard - Reply
@MoistPepper: why isnt xe banned here then
avatar retard - Reply
@MoistPepper: if you get banned on the sharty or ki do you get banned here
avatar Swatted - Reply
@special: Why it would be
avatar retard - Reply
@Swatted: xes banned on the ki
avatar Chudson88 - Reply
@special: you only get banned from both if you get banned on the sharty
avatar FlourishingButter729 - Reply
LOL 7N7 GEMM
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@FlourishingButter729: YAYAYAYAYAAAA!!! X3
avatar emerald - Reply
@FlourishingButter729: @xxwarrior_burger513xx: ^worlds least obvious sameflamboyant person
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
@emerald: wha???
avatar emerald - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx: [url]https://soyjakwiki.org/Sameflamboyant person[/url]
avatar FlourishingButter729 - Reply
@emerald: wdym
avatar emerald - Reply
@FlourishingButter729: [url]https://soyjakwiki.org/Sameflamboyant person[/url]
avatar FlourishingButter729 - Reply
@emerald: thats only on 4chan though...
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


award badge blood death finger gem great_meme_reset judge_gem_(namefag) lapis_lazuli meta:namefags nas:award ribbon roblox roblox_hair slice sliced subvariant:fingerboy uwu variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:markiplier_soyjak xxwarrior_burger513xx_(baiter)

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR NOTHINGBURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
REST IN PISS
avatar Chud9 - Reply
GREAT MEME RESET LOST
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: Warrior-Z banned him for one day only
avatar ijak - Reply
@MoistPepper: how about now
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@ijak: this ferret is dead
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
oh how have I missed this
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@MoistPepper: i pmed custard when he was blanking sources and vandalizing tags
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>
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avatar trevor - Reply
@greg: brown_skin fat flag:zoophilia_pride_flag greg_(user) low_effort meta:namefags mexico molestable? molested name_tag obese pedophile pedophilia pony series:soyjaks? soyjaks stonetoss subvariant:bantumutt text variant:meximuttbrown_skin fat flag:zoophilia_pride_flag greg_(user) low_effort meta:namefags mexico molestable? molested name_tag obese pedophile pedophilia pony series:soyjaks? soyjaks stonetoss subvariant:bantumutt text variant:meximutt
avatar GarryNealson - Reply
absolute medium effort noon aids
avatar tQQt - Reply
another bait acc got banned or something
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