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avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
how would spongebob rape patrick?
avatar sloppyjakky - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: spatula
avatar sloppyjakky - Reply
@sloppyjakky: up the arse
avatar Chud1 - Reply
I thought you said sage Bob was rusty
avatar Coemskong - Reply
Do starfish eat sea sponges?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
Sagebob brimstone creepypasta
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@Chud: its only usage is for spongebob related rape jokes, i have changed my mind to rusty iron though
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@Nobody1: never visit sagebobs house at 3 am...
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@sprnurse: *above rusty iron
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: woah pal was that a rape joke
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@special: diddy
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: rapist
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@special: if you keep accusing me of this, your mom is going next on the rape list
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: likewise if you keep calling me a diddy
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@special: diddy rapist doctos
avatar retard - Reply
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avatar retard - Reply
diddyphilia is when I laugh at a joke
avatar sprnurse - Reply
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avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi aryan black_lives_matter black_skin blasphemous blasphemy blond brown_skin christ_won christianity devil_horns fallenchungus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses god hand hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jesus jesus_christ jewish_star judaism lgbt lgbt_flag meta:namefags meta:requests namefag_drama namefags nigger pentagram pointing satan satanism speech_bubble sprnurse_(namefag) subvariant:unbotheredchud text tranny transgender_flag trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_hair
avatar retard - Reply
You made a joke this time you are worse
avatar sprnurse - Reply
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avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi aryan black_lives_matter black_skin blasphemous blasphemy blond brown_skin christ_won christianity devil_horns fallenchungus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses god hand hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jesus jesus_christ jewish_star judaism lgbt lgbt_flag meta:namefags meta:requests namefag_drama namefags nigger pentagram pointing satan satanism speech_bubble sprnurse_(namefag) subvariant:unbotheredchud text tranny transgender_flag trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_hair
avatar sprnurse - Reply
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avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi aryan black_lives_matter black_skin blasphemous blasphemy blond brown_skin christ_won christianity devil_horns fallenchungus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses god hand hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jesus jesus_christ jewish_star judaism lgbt lgbt_flag meta:namefags meta:requests namefag_drama namefags nigger pentagram pointing satan satanism speech_bubble sprnurse_(namefag) subvariant:unbotheredchud text tranny transgender_flag trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_hair
avatar retard - Reply
Big leagues
avatar sprnurse - Reply
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avatar sprnurse - Reply
@special: not yet, your not trusted
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi aryan black_lives_matter black_skin blasphemous blasphemy blond brown_skin christ_won christianity devil_horns fallenchungus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses god hand hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jesus jesus_christ jewish_star judaism lgbt lgbt_flag meta:namefags meta:requests namefag_drama namefags nigger pentagram pointing satan satanism speech_bubble sprnurse_(namefag) subvariant:unbotheredchud text tranny transgender_flag trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_hair
avatar sprnurse - Reply
award clothes crying dunce hand hat irl_hand map_(pedophile) map_pride meta:namefags name_tag open_eyes open_mouth pedophile rainbow retard retard_(user) retarded rope speech_bubble tounge_out trend:slopjak variant:bernd
avatar retard - Reply
I will never be trusted custard won't let me
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi aryan black_lives_matter black_skin blasphemous blasphemy blond brown_skin christ_won christianity devil_horns fallenchungus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses god hand hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jesus jesus_christ jewish_star judaism lgbt lgbt_flag meta:namefags meta:requests namefag_drama namefags nigger pentagram pointing satan satanism speech_bubble sprnurse_(namefag) subvariant:unbotheredchud text tranny transgender_flag trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_hair
avatar sprnurse - Reply
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avatar retard - Reply
Custardcord Is real
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi aryan black_lives_matter black_skin blasphemous blasphemy blond brown_skin christ_won christianity devil_horns fallenchungus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses god hand hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jesus jesus_christ jewish_star judaism lgbt lgbt_flag meta:namefags meta:requests namefag_drama namefags nigger pentagram pointing satan satanism speech_bubble sprnurse_(namefag) subvariant:unbotheredchud text tranny transgender_flag trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_hair
avatar sprnurse - Reply
award clothes crying dunce hand hat irl_hand map_(pedophile) map_pride meta:namefags name_tag open_eyes open_mouth pedophile rainbow retard retard_(user) retarded rope speech_bubble tounge_out trend:slopjak variant:bernd
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi aryan black_lives_matter black_skin blasphemous blasphemy blond brown_skin christ_won christianity devil_horns fallenchungus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses god hand hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jesus jesus_christ jewish_star judaism lgbt lgbt_flag meta:namefags meta:requests namefag_drama namefags nigger pentagram pointing satan satanism speech_bubble sprnurse_(namefag) subvariant:unbotheredchud text tranny transgender_flag trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_hair
avatar retard - Reply
Minor nameflamboyant person raisinflinging
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@special: ok reta
i mean special
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@special: award clothes crying dunce hand hat irl_hand map_(pedophile) map_pride meta:namefags name_tag open_eyes open_mouth pedophile rainbow retard retard_(user) retarded rope speech_bubble tounge_out trend:slopjak variant:bernd
avatar retard - Reply
is there anyone else I can go to to get promoted
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: artist:conservativewaluigi aryan black_lives_matter black_skin blasphemous blasphemy blond brown_skin christ_won christianity devil_horns fallenchungus flag:lgbt_pride_flag flag:transgender_pride_flag gay gay_flag glasses god hand hello_my_name_is_(sticker) jesus jesus_christ jewish_star judaism lgbt lgbt_flag meta:namefags meta:requests namefag_drama namefags nigger pentagram pointing satan satanism speech_bubble sprnurse_(namefag) subvariant:unbotheredchud text tranny transgender_flag trend:aryan variant:chudjak yellow_hair
avatar retard - Reply
Two literal who's fighting over nothing
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@special: yes but everyone dislikes you so its never happening
avatar trevor - Reply
@special: theres a man named smoot who will help you
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@special: ferret why don't you just ask mustard like everyone else
avatar retard - Reply
@MoistPepper: I was supposed to ask MUSTARD???
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@trevor: he got a ban on /qa/ for posting his ogre raisin
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@MoistPepper: he's special
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@special:
mustard is custard special
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@special: are you fucking specialed ferret
you ask this in every comment section, and every time is the same answer
avatar retard - Reply
@sprnurse: WHAT
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@sprnurse: ain't no fucking way this ferret didn't knew this
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@MoistPepper: His name suits him geg
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
@MoistPepper: why you so mad bro
avatar retard - Reply
I thought that was a joke
avatar retard - Reply
Mustard is custard???
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@YakubsFavouriteChild: because he ask this in every comment section, and I give him the same answer
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@special: actual fucking special, leave this fucking website
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
@special: i am mustard
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@special: your name doesn't lie
avatar retard - Reply
@MoistPepper: it's my name but I am also actually specialed
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
So wholesome@MoistPepper:
avatar retard - Reply
I have pmed custard 5 times aldoe 3 times im pretty sure i said kiss yourself
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
@MoistPepper: calm down bro
avatar retard - Reply
So is mustard actually custard or no
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@special: then you're never getting promoted
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@special: kiss yourself
avatar retard - Reply
Well custard hates me either way
avatar retard - Reply
@MoistPepper: never a straight answer with you
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@special:
>doesn't know who mustard is

>calls romanian schizo "rosa"

>doesn't know who ribbon is

>says diddy jokes are funny

do you know anything?
avatar retard - Reply
@MoistPepper: no
avatar retard - Reply
I'm specialed remember
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@special: no theyre totally different
avatar trevor - Reply
@special: you have to pm smoot
smoot is the guy to talk to for promotions
avatar retard - Reply
Oh I just checked the wiki mustard is custard
avatar Colorlesspy - Reply
@special: @special: this diddy blud boutta start his villain arc on god :skull
skull
skull:
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@special: I'm sure mustard ignored you because you're annoying as fuck
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: i once said "mustard knows your email"
and he went to my profile and said that I was lying because he didn't see my email
avatar retard - Reply
Mustard was also the one who renamed me
avatar retard - Reply
I don't have permission to pm smoot
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@special: actual braindead
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@special: PM me If you want pastel
avatar retard - Reply
@Dunchenman: ok
avatar retard - Reply
Wait a second
avatar retard - Reply
What is pastel
avatar trevor - Reply
@special: admin abuse rank like the one in steal a brainrot
avatar trevor - Reply
you get full control of the sharty
avatar retard - Reply
@trevor: I don't play that awful game
avatar greg - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
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avatar trevor - Reply
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