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avatar asstrophy - Reply
kek
avatar xerox - Reply
qeq
avatar Mikhail - Reply
geeeg
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
not forced meme
avatar Jones - Reply
@JimboClittyLeakageArchive: its 100% organic
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
y he got demoted
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: he unapproved a garten of banban variant:unknown
avatar JimboClittyLeakageArchive - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: stinger flynn 'aped him
avatar Metro2033 - Reply
rip
avatar emerald - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: i disaproved a NAS garten of banban post from 2023 once
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones: let me guess it was from the manchild brapzillian
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: no, he wasnt even using the sharty at that time
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@emerald: firing a approver for doing a raisin once, letting another manchild get away with posting soytan rape comic and porn
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@emerald: it was ias
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Chud: "ias" i think we're starting to forget where the "soy" mean in soyjak
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: it mocked a garten of banban character. garten of banban is only played by soyboys so its IAS
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: garten_of_banban octopus open_mouth orange_skin soyjak stinger_flynn variant:unknown
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones: fair arguement
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@emerald: nevermind its not even ias atleast you would expect stubble and glass idk
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@emerald: Nope, asstrophy said you disapproved like 2 posts you didn't like a week
>heheheh.. if ay do it like this dey wont notice it mayne
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: mexigemmy doesnt have both and he's still considered IAS, your point?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: "Soyjak" means that it a drawing that mocks soyboys, not that it has da fuggen stubble and glasses
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: i dont feel comfortable talking to older people with diddyphillic intention
avatar emerald - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: what other post?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: How old are you?
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones: i mean... for me personally mexigemmy is sharty culture but not exactly ias if we go by that strict old definition
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@emerald: Idk but I'm sure you do
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: nobody knows what IAS means. is soytan IAS? is tacoblimp IAS? is massmeowjak IAS?
avatar emerald - Reply
I disapproved a bunch of post https://soybooru.com/user/special uploaded because he asked me too
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: how old are you?
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Jones: soytan is IAS?
avatar emerald - Reply
I didnt know i wasn't allowed to do that since its not like its written down anywhere and i would have done it again since Warrior-z told me not too
avatar emerald - Reply
@Dunchenman: yes
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Jones: 'ru IAS has been stretched a bit from true IAS. tacoblimp does not mock soyboys, it mocks mexicans. Massmeowjak doesn't mock anything, it's self insert dust but it's allowed because it's based on gapejak
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones: its a bit debatable for soytan, sure she has "soy characteristic" but then again soy"boy" and you know you generally expect a soyjak to have like the key componenents

we can say they're sharty culture yeah but ias depend on people perspective
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: create BAS rating
BAS = barely a soyjak
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@asstrophy: he's avoiding the question
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
@MoistPepper: bald closed_mouth forehead_lines glasses hand hands_up meme neck nose reaction_image smile soyification stubble subvariant:soyak_(smug) teeth text tiktok variant:feraljak variant:soyak who_is_this
avatar YakubsFavouriteChild - Reply
@MoistPepper: bald closed_mouth forehead_lines glasses hand hands_up meme neck nose reaction_image smile soyification stubble subvariant:soyak_(smug) teeth text tiktok variant:feraljak variant:soyak who_is_this
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@MoistPepper: shocking
avatar Jones - Reply
@Dunchenman: i dont know. there's no "IAS-Meter" to judge whetever or not a variant is soy or not.
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones:
https://soyjakwiki.org/IAS
It is used to mock people and/or a group especially soyboys maybe?
Open mouth yes
Glasses no
Beard no
Bald maybe?
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: so its IAS going by the wiki's definition
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Jones: We can say that Soytan is IAS, since she was based on a soylent bottle, however she's not bald and does not have a stubble. So I would classify her as BAS (barely a soyjak)
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones:
kinda... but if you go by the "technical definition" of the wiki
Glasses; no
A stubble; no
Gaping mouth; yes
Forehead wrinkles; no
The "Wojak" style (see: Soyjak, Guinness World Record Soyjak); i dont think so its too smooth
A generally weak, non-masculine look; idk
A lack of hair, a.k.a baldness; maybe?
Some sort of excited expression on their face; idk
Black and white coloration (see: Requirement 5); no
Traced off of a real life soyboy, or inspired by one. no
avatar Jones - Reply
@Dunchenman: are you starting to see how specialed this NAS/IAS system is?
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones: jones are you confusing sharty culture with ias
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: no. nobody can decide what IAS is. vlodson is a great example of this.
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Jones: yes; there should be a BAS rating
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones: vlodson is forced nas in my opinion
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
plus its just self insert for one single dude or whatever
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: in YOUR *opinion*, are you starting to understand what im saying?
avatar Chud2(1) - Reply
@Jones: garten of banban players are gemmy kiss yourself
avatar Jones - Reply
@Chud: its only played by gemmy soyboys
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones: i guess so but the whole ias and nas system is really based on people trying to make everything ias
and when you do that its pratically ruins the definition, instead of accepting it as "sharty" culture they really want to change to make it ias despite lack of characteristic
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: answer the question what is your age
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@asstrophy: old enough to use the sharty
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@asstrophy: he thinks that if he doesn't say it he won't get banned
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: yet you feel "unconfortable" with someone in the same age range as you?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: uncomfortable*
avatar Jones - Reply
remember, only diddybluds and 12 year old children play roblox.
avatar asstrophy - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: underage ahh reply
avatar dap - Reply
@Dunchenman: there should be a ras (resembles a soyjak) rating instead
avatar dap - Reply
@dap: it could be used for chudjaks, soytan and tacoblimp for example
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@dap: that would fit self insert dust like massmeowjak and impish coaljak ears
avatar dap - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: yeah
avatar emerald - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
impish is most ias gem variant
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@emerald: ferret GOT DEMOTED OVER GARTEN OF BANBAN GEG GEG GEG
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@asstrophy: diddyblud from ohio epstein island 67 ahh reply
avatar Jones - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: why did you dodge asstrophy's question?
avatar emerald - Reply
impish more ias than soyak
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@emerald: how does impish soyjak ears mock soyboys
avatar beefsoup - Reply
@dap:
>ras

pidoras
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Jones: i didnt, i just didnt care much to reply until he forced it the 3rd time or something
avatar Brazilian_Chud - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE:
how old are you
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@PinkStew: if emerald approved the garten of banban soyjak, would he continue to approve and never leak?
avatar emerald - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: all swedes are soyboys
avatar Jones - Reply
@dap: that's just making things worse.
if you want to get le hecking serious then take a look at political compasses. they're overcomplicating a system that cannot be shortened into a smaller version. IAS/NAS is the same, you cant just add more rankings.
avatar dap - Reply
@beefsoup: ras ras ras eto hardbass
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@emerald: kek
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@Chud: we will never know my friend but what we what do know is that.......... EMERALD GOT
BTFO BY GARTEN OF BANBAN
 !!
BANBAN WON
!,
avatar PinkStew - Reply
@PinkStew: fuck the last text didnt even glow because of a misstype fucking dumbass esl iPad
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