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Tags blood hair irl irl_background irl_hand meat meta:namefags plastic_bag shadow spiky_hair stubble thub_(user) uwu variant:markiplier_soyjak xxwarrior_burger513xx_(baiter)
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avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
Marge?
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
autism
avatar trevor - Reply
short ass thumb
avatar retard - Reply
gem
avatar Thub - Reply
Who this this literal who????
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Thub: It'ss you!
avatar trevor - Reply
@LapisLazuli: how did you get a picture of his hand
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
shameless
avatar Thub - Reply
@LapisLazuli: doctos
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@trevor: he sent a cat box link
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
"uwu" in tags doctos
avatar Raisinbran - Reply
We need more slopjaks of that noon flamboyant person
avatar Thub - Reply
OH WAIT THAT IS MY PIC WTF
avatar Thub - Reply
I didnt even notice geeeeeeg
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@jacoffbson: Because Trevor added it in the other post
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
@Raisinbran: most obvious bait but i would
avatar Swatted - Reply
Why tf your fingers are so short
avatar Swatted - Reply
Literally caca fingers
avatar greg - Reply
Coal
avatar Thub - Reply
@Swatted: my fingers are fine; i can play 9th chords on a piano
avatar xxwarrior_burger513xx - Reply
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@xxwarrior_burger513xx:

I WAS THE GEMS

I WAS THE LAW

BUT NOW...

IM SOMETHING ELSE

SOMETHING MUCH, MUCH SSCARIER.

SSOMETHING MUCH MORE VIOLENT.


award badge blood death finger gem great_meme_reset judge_gem_(namefag) lapis_lazuli meta:namefags nas:award ribbon roblox roblox_hair slice sliced subvariant:fingerboy uwu variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak variant:markiplier_soyjak xxwarrior_burger513xx_(baiter)

SSOMETHING... THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISSH IT WASS THE OLDER ME.


I'VE COME TO JUDGE YOU,

WARRIOR NOTHINGBURGER.

TIME ISS TICKING... AS ONCE I SSTART I WONT STOP. AND YOU'LL BE DREADING THE RETURN OF THE CRYSSTAL COP. DOESNT MATTER WHAT EVEN YOUR BESST ATTEMPT WILL BE, AS NOTHING CAN GET PAST ME NO LONGER. YOU SSHALL BE JUDGED!

avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
Random Gem pull
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@Thub: thub scat porn
avatar PuertoRican - Reply
Marge did he cut his fingers off what is this
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