12/21/25 - Questions, complaints, or suggestions? Send them to soysneed@soyjak.st or mustard@soyjak.st or post in the complaint thread or something
12/20/25 - We wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, we wish you a happy non-denominational winter festivity, and a fauci eurocentric calendar new year 🎆
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