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Warrior-Z: @_73: Like half of the shroom users get exposed for this raisin and get banned geg.
@emerald: Emerald, you've never been relevant and you leeched off of what I do only for people to laugh at you.
The only reason why I haven't kicked your culo is because you are my slave.
_73: @Warrior-Z: its true doe, notice how every few months a banwave happens where most of the biggest namenoons of that time get exposed for some raisin?
quiddy: @emerald: i fucking hate you emerald, i want to rape you emerald, you definitely arent a gemerald. emerald we are going to kill you. i want to hurt you emerald, put my dick in your lil asshole emerald, and fuck your fans in the ass till i cum, emerald we are going to kill you
Warrior-Z: @emerald: Says the one who kicked up a shindy in every thread to attentionwhore for 0 reason.
Took you a while to develop a brain.
@trevor: My son, you posted a fat fetish speech bubble.
emerald: @Warrior-Z: i saw you try to scam a vending machine by tying a piece of string around a penny and yanking it back after it accepts it because your that broke
Warrior-Z: @emerald: That's why yo brapping ass be perfectly timing fire crackers to go off at 6:30 to wake you up because you can't afford an alarm clock, bum ass boy.
Warrior-Z: @emerald: Son, you wasted 3 hours of your life trying to convince Phineas and Ferb that you attend their school, son. You are not going to be part of the team.
_73: @Warrior-Z: this site is good for archiving soyjaks and it had a lot of gems in its past, but in its current state, it is objectively the worst soysphere site by a long shot
Warrior-Z: @_73: Okay so gems stopped being posted because YOU stopped using it? I think your soysphere view is upside down, gems still do get posted and fights have always been part of it.
Romsan: @LapisLazuli: he used to glaze shroom but quit because everyone was bullying him :((( (as if things changed here but who cares what this special thinks anyways)
jimbo: @_73: your clique posted goatse to try to "own" the evil hecking booru chuds lmao, imagine calling others fuggen jerdee and then doing that jarty ahh raisin BLUD IS TRIPPIN :skull:
_73: @Warrior-Z:
Gems are a lot rarer now, also most of the fights on the ru now are just the same 10 nameflamboyant persons repeating the same 15 phrases and copypastas over and over again
emerald: @Warrior-Z: the only reason you aren't dead from morbid obesity is because you eat peas every few weeks because the name reminds you of 'p (your favourite thing)
emerald: @Warrior-Z: you got beaten over your head with a plank because your mum caught you tying to steal money out her purse to buy tic tacs so you could grind them up and sort them
LapisLazuli: @jimbo: No. Just posting today because im interested in what's going on with the nu ru (because of Doll not the shroom) and because im in a long car ride today.
Warrior-Z: @emerald:
Uhuh and yo ugly ass smell like gorilla elbow juice with mustard on it and you went fishing in a river in Japan and got assassinated by that one Japanese clittycel who was on the schlog.
Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan: @Warrior-Z: Your grandpappy lives in Iraq and got flattened in operation desert storm so bad they had to scoop up with a wooden spandel
Warrior-Z: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
Even though I caught your grandpa getting chased down by the SWAT team because he was kidnapping children by tracking their IPs through cord.
Warrior-Z: @emerald: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
You went to Spongebob's house and he taught you how to make a Krabby Patty without buns on but instead he used your ass cheeks cuz you are homosexual asf and you wanted meat inside yo ass crack homosexual ass boy.
Warrior-Z: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
That's why you had a friend for 3 years on Raisinblox then and when you asked her out on the game, she reset and disconnected from the game.
Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan: @Warrior-Z: Made Batman carry xhim but xher grappling hook tore in half under extreme weight, Got punched by Chris in RE5 for being the boulder
Warrior-Z: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
Your favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated Chimpanziferretnanini elbow grease with pickle juice poured in it.
Warrior-Z: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
Huh? What? Your mom was selling spaghetti flavored meatballs in the Walmart parking-lot and thought she was a genius.
Warrior-Z: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
You literally have a strange condition where yo nutsacks shrivel up like dried up raisins whenever you eat a soggy french fry from McDonalds.
Warrior-Z: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
You literally have a special ability to control the temperature of tap water just by making contact with your raisinhole.
Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan: @Warrior-Z: You literally created the chapter where mohammed gets raped, The black noons in that chapter were your ancestors from india
Warrior-Z: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
You literally grew an instant boner when you were walking around in an abandoned jungle because you thought the branches on the trees looked like Braptan.
Warrior-Z: @Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan:
You're mad because the people that constructed your mudhut were specials like you and they built a stair case in your kitchen that went all the way through yo roof and into the clouds.
Rosa_Ushiiromiya_Fan: @Warrior-Z: Duhduh, your so FAT, you went to the beach in oslo and the whales swam up to you and said "We're family bro, but you gotta go on a diet"
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#BEHEADBOORUnoonS
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@emerald: Emerald, you've never been relevant and you leeched off of what I do only for people to laugh at you.
The only reason why I haven't kicked your culo is because you are my slave.
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^owns several butter knives
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We just cant stop winning
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@Chud: Trevor?
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^starts crying after seeing a slopjak of yourself award
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Took you a while to develop a brain.
@trevor: My son, you posted a fat fetish speech bubble.
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can you answer my question about the ip thing
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@emerald: You're the one self inserting as a Minecraft stone.
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Holy kek boorusharts participate in discord culture....
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@MenstrualCykill:
@_73:
mindbroken sissies
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you got mindbroken by mi spam + shroomcux lost
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@soycheckmark: we won lol
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shroomcux are losered lol
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@emerald: I slapped tf out of you, whore.
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you're 18
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Still better than this noonhell raisinhole
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I caught you in a boogie inside a thread playing the acoustic piano with your pinkie toe tied to your elbows, son.
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Gems are a lot rarer now, also most of the fights on the ru now are just the same 10 nameflamboyant persons repeating the same 15 phrases and copypastas over and over again
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i don't want people fighting anymore
@emerald: You got hoed into small sentences.
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You ran away from home yesterday evening and got chased around your mudhut neighborhood by Hornyson son you stupid as crap.
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Uhuh and yo ugly ass smell like gorilla elbow juice with mustard on it and you went fishing in a river in Japan and got assassinated by that one Japanese clittycel who was on the schlog.
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^brapps so toxic even jimbo needs a gas mask to withstand them
Your grandfather lives In Argentina and he made a living by selling hair to horny Mexican bus drivers.
You thought it was raining cats and dogs so you took out the pot.
Even though I caught your grandpa getting chased down by the SWAT team because he was kidnapping children by tracking their IPs through cord.
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You were surf boarding in yo bathroom and it wasn't even the bath tub, you were surfing in your poop covered sink.
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You intentionaly go on crowded trains everyday so you can sniff people's hair without being noticed
You went to Spongebob's house and he taught you how to make a Krabby Patty without buns on but instead he used your ass cheeks cuz you are homosexual asf and you wanted meat inside yo ass crack homosexual ass boy.
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That's why you had a friend for 3 years on Raisinblox then and when you asked her out on the game, she reset and disconnected from the game.
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That's why your grandma is addicted to masturbating to sea weed water.
Judge Dredd smacked you goofy because he caught you browsing the shroom.
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Also a bit sidetracked but the Block Mania storyline is literally about a booru countrywar with actual deaths.
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Your favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated Chimpanziferretnanini elbow grease with pickle juice poured in it.
Huh? What? Your mom was selling spaghetti flavored meatballs in the Walmart parking-lot and thought she was a genius.
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You literally have a strange condition where yo nutsacks shrivel up like dried up raisins whenever you eat a soggy french fry from McDonalds.
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You literally have a special ability to control the temperature of tap water just by making contact with your raisinhole.
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You literally grew an instant boner when you were walking around in an abandoned jungle because you thought the branches on the trees looked like Braptan.
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You're mad because the people that constructed your mudhut were specials like you and they built a stair case in your kitchen that went all the way through yo roof and into the clouds.
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You literally don't even drink lemonade anymore because you thought it was gonna give you lemon aids.
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You literally co-own ya grandfathers fungus research group and you bite on tree trunk dust.
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shroomchads will never be white
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IRL SLOPJAK
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