12/16/25 - Gooey cum strings being pinched out your penis it looks weird and stringy and sloppy its all like cheese ads when they rip the cheese or something idk
12/06/25 - Questions, complaints, or suggestions? Send them to mustard@soyjak.st or post in the complaint thread (soysneed is busy)
Phaedra: @Dunchenman: no theyre not. Dan has told me personally many times he is envious of nate. Envipus of his fame, blonde hair, gemmy features and striking good looks. While i think Dan is so handsome... he wishes that he could be half of what nate is. So he kinda hates nate. Who dosent doe? Nate is a stupid annoying disgusting ugly pig prick, prissy sissy.
Phaedra: Uhm... to everyone making fun of me. Really tgink about it. Would you rather be a blonde blue eyed gemmy. Or a brown haired dude. Exactly, you chose blonde eyed and blonde haired gemmy. Your deniale only adds and further proves my hatred to nate.
Phaedra: But imagine having blonde hair. And blue eyes. How would it feel. Forst you wouldnt be able to look at the sun aloy because your eyes are lighter and gou cant see well. they are more sensitive to bright light because they have less melanin (pigment) in the iris. And blonde hair woukd be easy to dye colours but uhm i guess youd lose you hair colour in the way kind of . And also youd peobebaly bave pale akin if you were naturally blonde and blue eyed which adds anothe rprivlege and atuff to the provlege list if you were blonde and blue eyed and gemmy. And so like you cojld like be rude to other lekple and people woukd be like, okay i guess another guy. But if you were like dan...then peopel woukd be like, gour arab and muslim. And that kinda suxks cuz like even if you are, theyre gonna assume stuff in like a negativeway so. Any aveage perosn wohld pick to be blonde and blue eyed. And yeah you can be bblackhaired and blue eyed but thats kinda really rare. And you proebbaly wont have it aanytime soon and i didnt list that as an option so you cant reallg say it so please dont say it its sfuupid ok. And also if you were like dan... he tells me this everyday. He has to suffer eithbullying from gis classmates. Spevifically nate and nate sincehe is gemmy and blue eyes and has blonde ahir he is populat kinda in school and bullies peeolle whilst also getting bullied. Dan is 5'3 like me and is very short compared to other guys his age and gets bullied alot so he will wrote this on his suicide not but i cant leg this happen. Ill make nate kill himself before he makes dan. I am sure of this.
Pico: Gooey cum strings being pinched out your penis it looks weird and stringy and sloppy its all like cheese ads when they rip cheese or something idk
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