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avatar Phaedra - Reply
Awww so cute...
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
POONERALD
avatar OdessanBvll - Reply
Are we deadass:skull:
avatar Tho420 - Reply
i think op likes dan.
avatar Pico - Reply
QUEERALD
avatar Olgol - Reply
HTSMCORDERALD
avatar Phaedra - Reply
Why are we being so rude? Me and Dan dont appreicate this
avatar Toilet-G - Reply
Why do females ruin everything they touch
avatar Chud1 - Reply
Coal
avatar Swanick - Reply
vantablack
avatar Chud2 - Reply
not accurately vantanoon
avatar Olgol - Reply
@Phaedra:

VALID HTSMCORD RELATIONSHIP
avatar Phaedra - Reply
You guys are so keen on hating on me and Dan. its so funny, this is why i have Dan and you guys are single
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
jimbo is on the other side of the table
avatar Chud3 - Reply
op likes dan too much
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Joe_Barbaro: its me. Only me. Why are you implying Dan is with anyone else? Because its clearly me.
avatar Chud4 - Reply
OH BOORUCUX...
avatar Phaedra - Reply
WHO IS THE flamboyant people THAT KEEP DOWNVOTING THIS YOURE ALL FUCKING TARDS WHO ARE JELAOUS OF ME AND DAN???
avatar Nouest - Reply
OP is reverse bbghast
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
OH BOORUCUX...
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: JEALOUS AND OBSESSED
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Nouest: I SEE YOURE JEALOUS
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
@Phaedra: i'm sorry poonerraisin but only jimbo gets the chudflamboyant person
avatar Nouest - Reply
@Phaedra: He will never love you
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Nouest: he does love me. He tells me every night. When i am sleeping, when i am brushing my teeth. When i am drawing. Even when i am walking down the halls of my school, he tells me it clear and sound. Maybe youre just projecting, because he dosent love you and never will. Haha. Funny. Even eith countless proof and evidence and factchecks you all still wont believe me. Its funny really. Funnt how pathetic you all are. Trying to tell me. Dan! Dosent love. ME?! Haha. That made me laugh. OUT LOUD. You dont understand the dedication i have for Dan and the dedication he has for me. So dont say raisin you dont know.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
avatar Dan - Reply
@Phaedra: i dont love you, kiss yourself
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Dan: KEK
avatar Olgol - Reply
@Phaedra:

GO VALID HTSMCORDER! YOU ARE HEARD BY YOUR HTSM SPAMMING XISTERS
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Dan: you will never be Dan.
avatar Joe_Barbaro - Reply
dan has been gassed to death
avatar Nouest - Reply
@Phaedra: >he does love me. He tells me every night. When i am sleeping, when i am brushing my teeth. When i am drawing. Even when i am walking down the halls of my school, he tells me it clear and sound. Maybe youre just projecting, because he dosent love you and never will. Haha. Funny. Even eith countless proof and evidence and factchecks you all still wont believe me. Its funny really. Funnt how pathetic you all are. Trying to tell me. Dan! Dosent love. ME?! Haha. That made me laugh. OUT LOUD. You dont understand the dedication i have for Dan and the dedication he has for me. So dont say raisin you dont know.

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avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Nouest: failarrow
avatar StinkyWanger - Reply
a pooner gooned to this
avatar Dan - Reply
Never happened, kiss yourself
avatar Olgol - Reply
>test
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Joe_Barbaro: NONONONONOONONONONONOOOON PLEASE DAN WJHAT HAS HE DONE TO YOU STOP LLEASE NONONONO I AM CRUING TGISBIS GROSS AND WRONG WHY HURT HIM??? HE DID NOTHING TO ANHONE YOU GUSG ARE CRAZY PHYCOSPATHES
WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS??? WHAT DOE SIT BRING TO YOU??? YOU JUST HATE DAN FOR NO REASON
! WHYWHEYHWY WOULD YOU PHCHOS SEND THIS TO ME AND DAN. WE DONT APPRECIATE TGIS STOP YOU ARE A HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON THSI IS DISGUATING BRIMMY COAL. NEVEE SNED ME THIS AGAIN OH GOD.
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Dan: uhm... Dan and i rmeber this happening... youre not dan... so stop pretending you are. Its creepy
avatar Nouest - Reply
geggy comment section
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avatar antifanfumbaction69420 - Reply
Nijer
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@antifanfumbaction69420: your hatred fuels my power
avatar Chud5 - Reply
@Phaedra: ferret is your pfp homestuck fanart or something
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: poonerstuck
avatar Soyton - Reply
Gem that made all pooners valid
avatar soycheckmark - Reply
we call this a gem in TVRKEY and brimstone in any other country
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Chud: a hungry man thinks of bread
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
EGYPTgemmy GEMERALD
avatar soycheckmark - Reply
FAVELgemmy GEMERALD
avatar Chud6 - Reply
@Phaedra: ok ferret
avatar Soyton - Reply
@soycheckmark: its tvrkyie you bigot
avatar Soyton - Reply
@soycheckmark: its tvrkyie you bigot
avatar Soyton - Reply
Why did it reply twice
avatar namechudd - Reply
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avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Pooner hands made this
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
OP FACEDOX
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OP FACEDOX
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@Dunchenman: OMG SISA!
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Phaedra:
HERE IN GUATEMALA, WE CELEBRATE RELATIONSHIPS LIKE THIS #RELATIONSHIPGOALS
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avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: me and Dan laugh at you guys and your bigotry
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra:
dan is not real
stop being obsessed with fictional characters
dan does not exist
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MoistPepper: HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL HE IS REAL
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra:
dan is not real
stop being obsessed with fictional characters
dan does not exist
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@Phaedra: schizo who sees random white people with brown hair to be dan
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Phaedra: Xe got beaten up by Warrior-'P
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avatar Phaedra - Reply
@PRIZINS: dont forget glasses
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@PRIZINS: get her away from me
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: dont. Mention. This. Post.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra:
dan is not real
stop being obsessed with fictional characters
dan does not exist
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@Phaedra: who fucking cares
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Image of Dan and Warrior Z before Dan was brutally beaten by Warrior Z
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avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Dunchenman: dan said this is fake propaganda. Dan solos.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra:
dan is not real
stop being obsessed with fictional characters
dan does not exist
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Phaedra: Warrior Z after beating up Dan
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra: reverse dunchenman
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@MoistPepper: what
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Dunchenman: this is actually so fucking sad. Dan i wish i was there. Fuck. I fucking hate tgis. Night ruined.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra: ferret dan is not real stop, also where the fuck do you live to be night time?
avatar Chud7 - Reply
@MoistPepper:
https://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/sunearth.html
Phaedra are you slavic?
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Chud: no
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Phaedra: What's your timezone
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: canda
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Phaedra: @greg
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: i am 100 percent american.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra: then why did you say night ruined? ferret
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MoistPepper: because its night
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra: you're slav
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Phaedra: Which state ferret
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MoistPepper: i wish
avatar LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE - Reply
@MoistPepper: fell for obvious bait award
avatar Pico - Reply
@Phaedra: fuck you
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: georgia
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra: hello jimbo
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@LETS_BEHEAD_OURSELVE: its not bait ok?
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Phaedra:
>georgia


Hello jimbrap
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: i dont live in georgia
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Phaedra: Oh my goodness ferret
avatar Black_Watch - Reply
this is like the nu-B_B_Ghast but rather than soytan it's obsessing over dan.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Black_Watch:
OP (somewhat) depicted herself as soytan lol
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avatar Nobody1 - Reply
^Trvth
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Black_Watch: how many times must i say tgis. I am not obsessing over dan.
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@Phaedra: 10 of 12 post there is dan?
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@Phaedra: holy raisin just shut the fuck up already
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Nobody1: i dont really think thats so much in my opinion, its only 10 dan posts
@PRIZINS: ??? Leave me alone
avatar Thales - Reply
@PRIZINS: prizins crashout
Sksul:skull:skulls:skulsl
avatar jimbo - Reply
cool
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Phaedra: what about the comments?
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@jimbo: cala boca franguinho
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@jimbo: jimbo after showing empathy to someone
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@MoistPepper:
avatar pepitogamer666 - Reply
kiss yourself again
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@Phaedra:ignore that, i dont think i posted too much comments about dan though
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@Thales: uncalm
avatar Chud8 - Reply
Tyranny art style
avatar pepitogamer666 - Reply
@Phaedra: kiss yourself
avatar Phaedra - Reply
@pepitogamer666: hi pepito@pepitogamer666: hi pepito
avatar pepitogamer666 - Reply
@Phaedra: hi
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
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avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: obsesserald
avatar trevor - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: ain't you the dude that reposted a xitter post where it basically agreed for a 1000 year old woman to marry a shota?
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: gillerald
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@trevor: KEK
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@trevor: I took the Gill_Koyimpill when I reposted that
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: you're obsessed
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
@MoistPepper: Who is not?
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