IS THIS IT? THIS IS WHAT I GOT ALL THOSE ASS-WHOOPINGS FOR? I HAD A DREAM ONCE. IT WAS A DREAM THAT ALL BOORU BOYS AND ALL BOORU FOIDS WOULD DRINK FROM THE RIVER OF CREATIVITY, FREED FROM THE THIRST OF GEM RECESSION. BUT LO AND BEHOLD, SOME MANY WARS LATER, WHAT HAVE I FOUND BUT A BUNCH OF TRIFLING, SHIFTLESS, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PHAEDRAS? AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ME SAY THAT WORD. IT'S THE UGLIEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, BUT THAT'S WHAT I SEE NOW: PHAEDRAS. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A PHAEDRA, 'CAUSE PHAEDRAS ARE LIVING CONTRADICTIONS! PHARDRAS ARE FULL OF UNFULFILLED AMBITIONS! PHAEDRAS WAX AND WANE, PHAEDRAS LOVE TO COMPLAIN! PHAEDRAS LOVE TO HEAR THEMSELVES TALK BUT HATE TO EXPLAIN! PHAEDRAS LOVE BEING ANOTHER 'TEEN'S JUDGE AND JURY! PHAEDRAS PROCRASTINATE UNTIL IT'S TIME TO WORRY! PHAEDRAS LOVE TO BE LATE, PHAEDRAS HATE TO HURRY! PHAEDRA'S DAN ON TIKTOK IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! GUYS, "6IXTHREMBO" IS *NOT* A GENRE OF MUSIC! AND NOW I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT "gemmyHEAVEN". I'VE SEEN WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER, I'VE SEEN WHAT'S OVER THE HORIZON, AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU PHAEDRAS WON'T HAVE NOTHING TO CELEBRATE. AND NO, I WON'T GET THERE WITH YOU. I'M GOING TO AZTLAN.
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