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avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
swarthy hallows lost
joyful cheer won
avatar FatGuyParadise - Reply
up and true
avatar Busmowerman - Reply
it just became christmas themed geg
avatar Nobody1 - Reply
>Hohoho

<[sub]Somebody help please[sub]

>Merry christmas
avatar dap - Reply
new theme award
avatar melissa - Reply
mustard added the Christmas theme solely because of this post btw
avatar Chud1 - Reply
NEW UI IS ABSOLUTELY SO COOL
avatar MrObsessed - Reply
Tvrkgemmy theme
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
gemmymas > noonween
avatar Chud2 - Reply
>test
avatar Olgol - Reply
New UI came just in time.
avatar f - Reply
@MrObsessed: this atheist cunt hates christmas.
avatar Hodo - Reply
so jolly!
avatar Dzagir - Reply
ho ho ho or something
avatar RRamuss - Reply
OMIGA, THANKS ADMINS, THE CHRISTMAS THEMED LOOKS VERY COOL!
avatar emerald - Reply
Mustard replace the current feral gif wit the Christmas one
>>147495

>>147494
avatar austrian_chud - Reply
I go for TEN MINUTES and this happens
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
Didn't change feraljak award
avatar emerald - Reply
@emerald: *with
avatar austrian_chud - Reply
Now it's back to normal
avatar evis - Reply
uh oh its gone
avatar evis - Reply
oh
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Ohnonono
avatar Soyton - Reply
Wheres did christmass go bruh
avatar Soyton - Reply
@PRIZINS: I PMed xim to do it
avatar Admre - Reply
Christmas is OVER soyims
avatar Chud4 - Reply
bwc won
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Do accounts get to have different themes o algo ?
avatar Soyton - Reply
@Chud: no, mustard just reverted xis work again
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Jimbo strangling his detractors
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
favelachimp raisinskin above
avatar Chud6 - Reply
GEGERALD
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@EvanDoe: ^^obessed flamboyant person
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
*Obsessed esl
avatar Chud7 - Reply
Test
avatar dinghington - Reply
Thanks for featured cobnam
avatar Chud8 - Reply
Jolly
avatar Chud9 - Reply
Ok, random unrelated comment probably Will be deleted, but i need help, i got perma'd on the 'arty, sent a well written appeal, didn't swear but still haven't gotten an answer. Now what can i do, some janny banned me for making a fed School shooter joke, yet in the same thread, some dude posts 'orn, no context and completely unrelated, but didn't get banned even though it breaks the rules, which is the reason i got banned, apparently i broke rule 1. Help someone, probably dnb thread tho.
avatar trevor - Reply
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: speech
distorted glasses open_mouth soyjak stretched stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background wrinkles
avatar Chud10 - Reply
Is that your answer, im serious, i need help man
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
distorted glasses open_mouth soyjak stretched stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background wrinkles
avatar Chud11 - Reply
Please i just wanna post gems on the 'arty stop quoting me with your incomprehensible woahjacks
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
distorted glasses open_mouth soyjak stretched stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background wrinkles
avatar Chud12 - Reply
Asshole
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
distorted glasses open_mouth soyjak stretched stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak white_background wrinkles
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud:
>incomprehensible woahjacks

avatar Chud13 - Reply
C'mon help me out man, i only got you guys, i don't wanna come near any splinters, please use words, even if it is to say there's nothing i can do
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: there's a guy named smoot, go PM he'll help ya out
avatar Chud14 - Reply
@trevor: who is Smoot? that name means absolutely nothing to me, please help me man
avatar Awardsan - Reply
@Chud: actual nusoi
if you sent an appeal already just wait for the lazy joons to read it,. there's literally nothing else you can do
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: just go in IRC
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: if you see someone named smoot on the booru comments section ask him for help he knows what to do
avatar Chud15 - Reply
@trevor: you're lying, c'mon, If that guy got an ugly ass variant he's probably evil as hell
avatar Awardsan - Reply
@Chud: GEG
avatar Chud16 - Reply
@Awardsan: im really a nusoi, never used a "chan" type website before
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: GEEEG
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: do not call my pookie evil as hell, he is the most kindest, most beloved creature to ever inhabit the 'ru
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: @Chud: @Chud: Hey man, if you really want you can PM me the appeal and I can go over it. Can probably get this sorted out for you.
avatar Chud17 - Reply
@Awardsan: but, thanks anyway, i f'ed up and made a school shooting joke and got perma'd. Guess it sucks to suck
avatar Chud18 - Reply
@jimbo: no pls, you will spam oneshot 'p
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: meds
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: whatever you do, do NOT trust jimbraphog. xe is a disgusting ERP pooner groomer! stay away! hide your kids! your family! your wife! nothing is safe from that creature
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Chud: Email soysneed@soyjak.st, that's the email for one of the soysphere's admin
avatar Chud19 - Reply
@jimbo: you're Jimbo, i haven't Heard good things about you... Kind of a boogeyman, not the cool kind...
avatar trevor - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: dumbass
avatar jimbo - Reply
@trevor: ^ Projecting kurdish pooner
avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor: flamboyant person
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: GEG, in reality, you should really talk to smoot.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@trevor: Tell me lol
avatar trevor - Reply
@emerald: are you calling smoot a disgusting creature? have SHAME.
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
@jimbo:
Jimbo try not to groom a 'teen challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: Do you want to be unbanned or not?
avatar Chud20 - Reply
Jimbo not good me thinks:monkey:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@EvanDoe: evandoe try not to project challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (10 KIDS GROOMED)
avatar Chud21 - Reply
@Chud: did you know jimbo invented the term "gem". It's true
avatar Chud22 - Reply
@jimbo: look, im a boy, im 18 years old, i don't have 'cord, so if you're nice i'll make sure to defend you as if you were spider-man
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
[h1][redtext]
JIMBO STOP TRYING TO GROOM HIM
[/redtext][/h1]
avatar Chud23 - Reply
Sorry if im misjudging you mr. Jimbo
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: Chud9 read this lol, that's the
EMAIL
 for one of the admins
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: Well, have fun staying banned chad.
avatar Chud24 - Reply
Jimbo drew cobson
avatar trevor - Reply
[h3]
JIMBO LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE
avatar trevor - Reply
[h3]
JIMBO LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE
[/h3]
avatar jimbo - Reply
@trevor: projecting yet again
avatar Chud25 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: what if he's not a bad Guy, maybe he's like the grinch, he just likes oneshot, i get it, i like soyhammer, some ferrets think it sucks
avatar trevor - Reply
what the fuck is this theme
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
[redtext]
TREVOR LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE
[/redtext]
avatar jimbo - Reply
ugly ass ui kiss yourself
avatar Chud26 - Reply
@Chud: jimbo is the whitest man to ever live
avatar Pico - Reply
cool theme
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
horrendous theme cumstard stop
avatar Awardsan - Reply
oh they brought it back
avatar Chud27 - Reply
What do i do jimbo??
avatar Chud28 - Reply
IT'S BACK!
avatar Chud29 - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Just make the background Green, like Christmas green
avatar Chud30 - Reply
@Chud: i don't think that's true, im that much of a nusoi geeeeggggg
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: idk
avatar Awardsan - Reply
@Chud: he literally offered to help u get unbanned geniusGOD
avatar Chud31 - Reply
@jimbo: hey duderino, you told me you could make me get unbanned how can i do that?????
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: you PM me the sharty appeal
avatar Chud32 - Reply
@Awardsan: that's what i meant, btw i was in thread there they 'oxxed the girl that drew awardchan and her mother
avatar Chud33 - Reply
@jimbo: how do i PM, just hypothetically
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: you'd have to send jimbraphog your ID
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
Make the background color vantablack like jimbo
avatar Chud34 - Reply
Hypothetically also, there should i PM you mr. Jimbo
avatar Chud35 - Reply
@Chud: dont pm him, he will groom you into oblivion
avatar Chud36 - Reply
@trevor: braphog geeegggg
My id, hypothetically, can be found at?
avatar Chud37 - Reply
@Chud: he is not a bad guy, i trust him.
avatar custard - Reply
Someone make Christmas-themed post counters thanks
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: your best bet in the end is to talk to smoot.
avatar Chud38 - Reply
@custard: you're yellow?
avatar Chud39 - Reply
Yellow mustard blud:eyes
skull
skull::skull:
avatar Chud40 - Reply
Seriously im really nusoi, im not baiting, what ID is he talking about
avatar Chud41 - Reply
@Chud: he wants to dox you
avatar Chud42 - Reply
Why, for what purpose, im poor and brazilian there's no reason to dox me
avatar Chud43 - Reply
I've got nothing on my name
avatar jimbo - Reply
i love how the homepage is just a brown background
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Chud: projecting flamboyant person
avatar Pico - Reply
@jimbo: SNCA DNI
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@jimbo: It's just the skin color of your haters
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Pico:
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
JIMBO AND PICO STOP FIGHTING!
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
You two must fight against Trevorcreature
avatar Pico - Reply
@Dunchenman: thats what im doing
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@jimbo: Reminds you of your skin color?
avatar jimbo - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: back to projecting i see
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@jimbo: 1st grader insult
avatar jimbo - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: aren't you a pooner ferret
avatar Chud44 - Reply
Hi, i was unbanned from the ' arty me thinks, thank you ALL for your help and support, and sorry for misjudging you mr. Jimbo you seem ok, Just ok
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: thats the trap doe
avatar Chud45 - Reply
Btw i like to have sexual relations with pooners, so If there are pooners in this thread, watch out, im coming
avatar Chud46 - Reply
@trevor: what trap
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: dunchenman?
avatar Chud47 - Reply
Why do you nameflamboyant person btw, isn't that raisinty behaviour for specials
avatar Chud48 - Reply
@emerald: no im a no name chud, i commented on thread earlier about getting perma'd im kinda nusoi so i looked for help
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: its only raisinty if you're smoot or emerald
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor:
Obsessed
Mongolia won
avatar Chud49 - Reply
@Pico: what is this supposed to mean, why are you randomly calling him out for no reason
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: so he's a fnf diddy flamboyant person, and he is obsessed over me because I made a slopjak out of his diddyphilic ass
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar Chud50 - Reply
Stop mr. Pico, you haven't been called to this conversation yet you keep adding irrelevant offensive imagery to mock your friends for no reason! Stop it now ferret!
avatar Pico - Reply
@trevor: the soy was awful btw
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: Trevor is a vile raisinskin
avatar Chud51 - Reply
@Pico: you eat soy?
avatar Pico - Reply
avatar Chud52 - Reply
@emerald: what is his opinion on that statement you've made? It's very important to listen to everyone!!
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: I eat drywall
avatar Chud53 - Reply
@Pico: btw, why is the jak muscular, shouldn't he be fat or skinny, i mean If he's muscular it means he's above average, even if he's ugly...
avatar Chud54 - Reply
@emerald: i goon to derpson joyjak... Every day i can't stop
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: you and Trevor have a lot in common
avatar Chud55 - Reply
She's such a SISA, if i find her irl, man it's an instante crush...
avatar Chud56 - Reply
@emerald: interesting...
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Chud: Interesting... What kind of pooner do you like?
avatar Chud57 - Reply
Mr. Emerald, your name really fits your, until now you've been the nicest nameflamboyant person, you're a real gemerald
avatar Chud58 - Reply
@Dunchenman: the ones that still look like women, don't have beards, penises, maybe just short hair...
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Chud: You have good taste in pooners
avatar Chud59 - Reply
@Chud: i knew one back in School, wish i found a way to consensually penetrante "his" vagina.
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: @Dunchenman: least obvious sameflamboyant person kyz dunchenman
avatar trevor - Reply
Magnus could we get a snopes fact check?
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@trevor: Obviously it's not sameflamboyant person
avatar Chud60 - Reply
It was a lesbo, and xhe hated me for being a chud, xhe didn't even know me, but didn't like me naturally
avatar Chud61 - Reply
@trevor: what dat means?
avatar Chud62 - Reply
@trevor: Trevor why you been bullying me for no reason, that's mean man...
avatar Chud63 - Reply
I mean you told me to talk to Smoot, but i don't think i should talk to that guy he seems shady
avatar Chud64 - Reply
Where are you guys??
avatar emerald - Reply
arm asian blue_eyes buff closed_mouth clothes flag:mongolia genghis_khan glasses hair mongolia soyjak subvariant:chudjak_front subvariant:muscular_chud tshirt variant:chudjak vein yellow_hair yellow_skin
Mongolia most gemmy nation on earth
Mongolia whitest nation on earth
avatar Chud65 - Reply
>Brazil made gems btw...

>Brazil whiter btw...
avatar emerald - Reply
My phone is about to die expext me to retrn when it charges in like an hour
avatar Chud66 - Reply
Hmmm Brazil won though...
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: go kyz brapzillian mutt, for a second I thought that your IPs changed because you probably used a VPN to bypass the ban. but I just realized there is no reason you would be banned on the 'ru, thus reflecting the chud ID change. DUNCHENMAN is such a raisinskin
avatar Chud67 - Reply
@trevor: no i was in my grandmas house, now in my own house
avatar Chud68 - Reply
Hence the IP change, i changed places
avatar Thub - Reply
@trevor: how chronically online are you ferret?
avatar Chud69 - Reply
@trevor: >kyz
Nusoitrevors can't spell right, esl niagaraid hiding in plain sight geeeeeeggggggggg
avatar Chud70 - Reply
@Thub: wait who's Ferret?? His name's not trevor
avatar Thub - Reply
@Chud: what are you seeing?
avatar Chud71 - Reply
Btw how do i post images/videos i have some funny frog and vlodette SISA gems to post here, but i don't know how this site works even less than the other one
avatar Thub - Reply
Vlod mentioned, not telling
avatar Chud72 - Reply
@Thub: Marge? What do you mean by that?? I see his name as Trevor??
avatar Thub - Reply
Okay good
avatar Thub - Reply
Do you see xis name as trevor
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@jimbo: Aren't you a diddyblud ferret
avatar Chud73 - Reply
What's ferret, supposed to mean, flamboyant person?
avatar Chud74 - Reply
is this some quotecord slang im not familiar with?
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: anonymous people see a wordfilter, only people with accounts can bypass it
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: by the way, the raisinskin 'Thub' you were talking to was an absolute degenerate, check his posts.
avatar trevor - Reply
is*
avatar Chud75 - Reply
@trevor: for real?!
avatar Chud76 - Reply
Are you lying for the sake of lying?
avatar Chud77 - Reply
Cuz it seems every nameflamboyant person calls each other a degenerate raisinskin...
avatar Chud78 - Reply
I mean why can't we be friends?
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@Chud: @Chud: "Ferret" means n!gga I think
Raisin means sh!t

People who aren't nameflamboyant persons (it'll show as flamboyant person on your side as the screen but just so you know I spelt out the sixth letter, first, and seventh letter of the alphabet)
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: nope. @Chud: why would I be friends with a degenerate?@Chud: >>145363
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: I forgot to continue what I was saying

People who aren't nameflamboyant persons get word filters
avatar Chud79 - Reply
I know raisin means raisin, i was heres during froot's Holy dictatorship
avatar Chud80 - Reply
@trevor: what was that blue bird, was that some kind of fem xitter immigrant?
avatar Chud81 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: thank you for answering thoughie
avatar Chud82 - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: thank you for answering thoughie
avatar Chud83 - Reply
>Posted it twice award
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: that was xis old self insert. it was based off a character from a raisinty underugly person mod. the ONLY reason xe changed xer ways and changed xer name from "Martletjak" to "Thub" is because one of the devs of the game turned out to be a diddy (no surprise). xe just changed it for damage control
avatar Chud84 - Reply
@trevor: why would you draw your self insert suckling on an gemmy chuds man tits?
avatar Chud85 - Reply
That's a weird Idea, id rather see derpson skinned alive that'd be hotter tbh
avatar f - Reply
holy so many chud44's and chud 9's...
anyways MERRY CHRISTMAS ferretS
avatar SoyyoSeth - Reply
>Hohohoho! It's seem your getting coal pumpkin Bernd!

<ACKKKKKKKKKKKKEHHHHHHACKKKK
avatar Chud86 - Reply
>My greedy personish annual event is better then your greedy personish annual event!


Different weed from the same cancerous root, seeded by the foreskin collectors.
avatar greg - Reply
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