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QuickSlaughter: swarthy hallows lost
joyful cheer won
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FatGuyParadise: up and true
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Busmowerman: it just became christmas themed geg
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Nobody1:
>Hohoho

<[sub]Somebody help please[sub]

>Merry christmas
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dap_chhuon: new theme award
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melissa: mustard added the Christmas theme solely because of this post btw
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Chud1: NEW UI IS ABSOLUTELY SO COOL
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MrObsessed: Tvrkgemmy theme
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EvanDoe: gemmymas > noonween
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Chud2(1):
>test
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Olgol: New UI came just in time.
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f: @MrObsessed: this atheist cunt hates christmas.
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Hodo: so jolly!
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Dzagir: ho ho ho or something
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RRamuss: OMIGA, THANKS ADMINS, THE CHRISTMAS THEMED LOOKS VERY COOL!
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emerald: Mustard replace the current feral gif wit the Christmas one
>>147495

>>147494
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austrian_chud: I go for TEN MINUTES and this happens
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PRIZINS: Didn't change feraljak award
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emerald: @emerald: *with
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austrian_chud: Now it's back to normal
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evis: uh oh its gone
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evis: oh
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Chud3(1): Ohnonono
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Soyton: Wheres did christmass go bruh
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Soyton: @PRIZINS: I PMed xim to do it
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Admre: Christmas is OVER soyims
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Chud4: bwc won
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Chud5: Do accounts get to have different themes o algo ?
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Soyton: @Chud: no, mustard just reverted xis work again
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Dunchenman: Jimbo strangling his detractors
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EvanDoe: favelachimp raisinskin above
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Chud6: GEGERALD
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Dunchenman: @EvanDoe: ^^obessed flamboyant person
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Dunchenman: *Obsessed esl
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Chud7(5): Test
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dinghington: Thanks for featured cobnam
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Chud8: Jolly
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Chud9: Ok, random unrelated comment probably Will be deleted, but i need help, i got perma'd on the 'arty, sent a well written appeal, didn't swear but still haven't gotten an answer. Now what can i do, some janny banned me for making a fed School shooter joke, yet in the same thread, some dude posts 'orn, no context and completely unrelated, but didn't get banned even though it breaks the rules, which is the reason i got banned, apparently i broke rule 1. Help someone, probably dnb thread tho.
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trevor: Post #148000
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epx7fclhdrp: @Chud: speech
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Chud10(9): Is that your answer, im serious, i need help man
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epx7fclhdrp: speech
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Chud11(9): Please i just wanna post gems on the 'arty stop quoting me with your incomprehensible woahjacks
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epx7fclhdrp: speech
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Chud12(9): Asshole
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epx7fclhdrp: speech
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trevor: @Chud:
>incomprehensible woahjacks

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Chud13(9): C'mon help me out man, i only got you guys, i don't wanna come near any splinters, please use words, even if it is to say there's nothing i can do
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trevor: @Chud: there's a guy named smoot, go PM he'll help ya out
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Chud14(9): @trevor: who is Smoot? that name means absolutely nothing to me, please help me man
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Awardsan: @Chud: actual nusoi
if you sent an appeal already just wait for the lazy joons to read it,. there's literally nothing else you can do
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jimbo: @Chud: just go in IRC
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epx7fclhdrp: @Chud: if you see someone named smoot on the booru comments section ask him for help he knows what to do
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Chud15(9): @trevor: you're lying, c'mon, If that guy got an ugly ass variant he's probably evil as hell
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Awardsan: @Chud: GEG
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Chud16(9): @Awardsan: im really a nusoi, never used a "chan" type website before
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epx7fclhdrp: @Chud: GEEEG
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trevor: @Chud: do not call my pookie evil as hell, he is the most kindest, most beloved creature to ever inhabit the 'ru
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jimbo: @Chud: @Chud: @Chud: Hey man, if you really want you can PM me the appeal and I can go over it. Can probably get this sorted out for you.
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Chud17(9): @Awardsan: but, thanks anyway, i f'ed up and made a school shooting joke and got perma'd. Guess it sucks to suck
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Chud18: @jimbo: no pls, you will spam oneshot 'p
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jimbo: @Chud: meds
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trevor: @Chud: whatever you do, do NOT trust jimbraphog. xe is a disgusting ERP pooner groomer! stay away! hide your kids! your family! your wife! nothing is safe from that creature
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MenstrualCykill: @Chud: Email soysneed@soyjak.st, that's the email for one of the soysphere's admin
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Chud19(9): @jimbo: you're Jimbo, i haven't Heard good things about you... Kind of a boogeyman, not the cool kind...
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trevor: @MenstrualCykill: dumbass
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jimbo: @trevor: ^ Projecting kurdish pooner
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emerald: @trevor: flamboyant person
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trevor: @Chud: GEG, in reality, you should really talk to smoot.
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MenstrualCykill: @trevor: Tell me lol
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trevor: @emerald: are you calling smoot a disgusting creature? have SHAME.
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EvanDoe: @jimbo:
Jimbo try not to groom a 'teen challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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jimbo: @Chud: Do you want to be unbanned or not?
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Chud20(9): Jimbo not good me thinks:monkey:
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jimbo: @EvanDoe: evandoe try not to project challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (10 KIDS GROOMED)
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Chud21: @Chud: did you know jimbo invented the term "gem". It's true
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Chud22(9): @jimbo: look, im a boy, im 18 years old, i don't have 'cord, so if you're nice i'll make sure to defend you as if you were spider-man
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epx7fclhdrp: [h1][redtext]
JIMBO STOP TRYING TO GROOM HIM
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Chud23(9): Sorry if im misjudging you mr. Jimbo
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MenstrualCykill: @MenstrualCykill: Chud9 read this lol, that's the
EMAIL
 for one of the admins
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jimbo: @Chud: Well, have fun staying banned chad.
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Chud24(21): Jimbo drew cobson
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trevor: [h3]
JIMBO LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE
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trevor: [h3]
JIMBO LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE
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jimbo: @trevor: projecting yet again
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Chud25(9): @epx7fclhdrp: what if he's not a bad Guy, maybe he's like the grinch, he just likes oneshot, i get it, i like soyhammer, some ferrets think it sucks
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trevor: what the fuck is this theme
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Dunchenman: [redtext]
TREVOR LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE
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jimbo: ugly ass ui kiss yourself
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Chud26(21): @Chud: jimbo is the whitest man to ever live
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Pico: cool theme
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epx7fclhdrp: horrendous theme cumstard stop
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Awardsan: oh they brought it back
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Chud27(9): What do i do jimbo??
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Chud28(1): IT'S BACK!
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Chud29(9): @epx7fclhdrp: Just make the background Green, like Christmas green
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Chud30(9): @Chud: i don't think that's true, im that much of a nusoi geeeeggggg
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jimbo: @Chud: idk
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Awardsan: @Chud: he literally offered to help u get unbanned geniusGOD
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Chud31(9): @jimbo: hey duderino, you told me you could make me get unbanned how can i do that?????
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jimbo: @Chud: you PM me the sharty appeal
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Chud32(9): @Awardsan: that's what i meant, btw i was in thread there they 'oxxed the girl that drew awardchan and her mother
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Chud33(9): @jimbo: how do i PM, just hypothetically
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trevor: @Chud: you'd have to send jimbraphog your ID
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EvanDoe: Make the background color vantablack like jimbo
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Chud34(9): Hypothetically also, there should i PM you mr. Jimbo
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Chud35(18): @Chud: dont pm him, he will groom you into oblivion
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Chud36(9): @trevor: braphog geeegggg
My id, hypothetically, can be found at?
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Chud37(9): @Chud: he is not a bad guy, i trust him.
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custard: Someone make Christmas-themed post counters thanks
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trevor: @Chud: your best bet in the end is to talk to smoot.
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Chud38(9): @custard: you're yellow?
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Chud39(9): Yellow mustard blud:eyes
skull
skull::skull:
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Chud40(9): Seriously im really nusoi, im not baiting, what ID is he talking about
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Chud41(18): @Chud: he wants to dox you
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Chud42(9): Why, for what purpose, im poor and brazilian there's no reason to dox me
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Chud43(9): I've got nothing on my name
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jimbo: i love how the homepage is just a brown background
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jimbo: @Chud: projecting flamboyant person
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Pico: @jimbo: SNCA DNI
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jimbo: @Pico: Post #145040
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jimbo: @Pico: Post #145040
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jimbo: @Pico: Post #145040
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jimbo: @Pico: Post #145040
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jimbo: @Pico: Post #145040
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Dunchenman: @jimbo: It's just the skin color of your haters
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Pico: Post #148304
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jimbo: @Pico: Post #145040
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jimbo: @Pico: Post #145040
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jimbo: @Pico: Post #145040
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Dunchenman: JIMBO AND PICO STOP FIGHTING!
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Dunchenman: You two must fight against Trevorcreature
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Pico: @Dunchenman: thats what im doing
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MenstrualCykill: @jimbo: Reminds you of your skin color?
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jimbo: @MenstrualCykill: back to projecting i see
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MenstrualCykill: @jimbo: 1st grader insult
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jimbo: @MenstrualCykill: aren't you a pooner ferret
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Chud44: Hi, i was unbanned from the ' arty me thinks, thank you ALL for your help and support, and sorry for misjudging you mr. Jimbo you seem ok, Just ok
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trevor: @Chud: thats the trap doe
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Chud45(44): Btw i like to have sexual relations with pooners, so If there are pooners in this thread, watch out, im coming
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Chud46(44): @trevor: what trap
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emerald: @Chud: dunchenman?
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Chud47(44): Why do you nameflamboyant person btw, isn't that raisinty behaviour for specials
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Chud48(44): @emerald: no im a no name chud, i commented on thread earlier about getting perma'd im kinda nusoi so i looked for help
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trevor: @Chud: its only raisinty if you're smoot or emerald
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Pico: Post #148304
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emerald: @trevor:
Obsessed
Mongolia won
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Chud49(44): @Pico: what is this supposed to mean, why are you randomly calling him out for no reason
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Pico: Post #148304
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trevor: @Chud: so he's a fnf diddy flamboyant person, and he is obsessed over me because I made a slopjak out of his diddyphilic ass
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Chud50(44): Stop mr. Pico, you haven't been called to this conversation yet you keep adding irrelevant offensive imagery to mock your friends for no reason! Stop it now ferret!
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Pico: @trevor: the soy was awful btw
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emerald: @Chud: Trevor is a vile raisinskin
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Chud51(44): @Pico: you eat soy?
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Pico: Post #148304
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Chud52(44): @emerald: what is his opinion on that statement you've made? It's very important to listen to everyone!!
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emerald: @Chud: I eat drywall
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Chud53(44): @Pico: btw, why is the jak muscular, shouldn't he be fat or skinny, i mean If he's muscular it means he's above average, even if he's ugly...
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Chud54(44): @emerald: i goon to derpson joyjak... Every day i can't stop
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emerald: @Chud: you and Trevor have a lot in common
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Chud55(44): She's such a SISA, if i find her irl, man it's an instante crush...
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Chud56(44): @emerald: interesting...
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Dunchenman: @Chud: Interesting... What kind of pooner do you like?
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Chud57(44): Mr. Emerald, your name really fits your, until now you've been the nicest nameflamboyant person, you're a real gemerald
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Chud58(44): @Dunchenman: the ones that still look like women, don't have beards, penises, maybe just short hair...
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Dunchenman: @Chud: You have good taste in pooners
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Chud59(44): @Chud: i knew one back in School, wish i found a way to consensually penetrante "his" vagina.
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trevor: @Chud: @Dunchenman: least obvious sameflamboyant person kyz dunchenman
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trevor: Magnus could we get a snopes fact check?
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Dunchenman: @trevor: Obviously it's not sameflamboyant person
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Chud60(44): It was a lesbo, and xhe hated me for being a chud, xhe didn't even know me, but didn't like me naturally
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Chud61(44): @trevor: what dat means?
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Chud62(44): @trevor: Trevor why you been bullying me for no reason, that's mean man...
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Chud63(44): I mean you told me to talk to Smoot, but i don't think i should talk to that guy he seems shady
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Chud64(44): Where are you guys??
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emerald: Post #81162
Mongolia most gemmy nation on earth
Mongolia whitest nation on earth
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Chud65(44):
>Brazil made gems btw...

>Brazil whiter btw...
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emerald: My phone is about to die expext me to retrn when it charges in like an hour
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Chud66(44): Hmmm Brazil won though...
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trevor: @Chud: go kyz brapzillian mutt, for a second I thought that your IPs changed because you probably used a VPN to bypass the ban. but I just realized there is no reason you would be banned on the 'ru, thus reflecting the chud ID change. DUNCHENMAN is such a raisinskin
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Chud67(44): @trevor: no i was in my grandmas house, now in my own house
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Chud68(44): Hence the IP change, i changed places
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Thub: @trevor: how chronically online are you ferret?
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Chud69(44): @trevor: >kyz
Nusoitrevors can't spell right, esl niagaraid hiding in plain sight geeeeeeggggggggg
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Chud70(44): @Thub: wait who's Ferret?? His name's not trevor
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Thub: @Chud: what are you seeing?
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Chud71(44): Btw how do i post images/videos i have some funny frog and vlodette SISA gems to post here, but i don't know how this site works even less than the other one
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Thub: Vlod mentioned, not telling
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Chud72(44): @Thub: Marge? What do you mean by that?? I see his name as Trevor??
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Thub: Okay good
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Thub: Do you see xis name as trevor
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MenstrualCykill: @jimbo: Aren't you a diddyblud ferret
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Chud73(44): What's ferret, supposed to mean, flamboyant person?
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Chud74(44): is this some quotecord slang im not familiar with?
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trevor: @Chud: anonymous people see a wordfilter, only people with accounts can bypass it
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trevor: @Chud: by the way, the raisinskin 'Thub' you were talking to was an absolute degenerate, check his posts.
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trevor: is*
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Chud75(44): @trevor: for real?!
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Chud76(44): Are you lying for the sake of lying?
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Chud77(44): Cuz it seems every nameflamboyant person calls each other a degenerate raisinskin...
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Chud78(44): I mean why can't we be friends?
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MenstrualCykill: @Chud: @Chud: "Ferret" means n!gga I think
Raisin means sh!t

People who aren't nameflamboyant persons (it'll show as flamboyant person on your side as the screen but just so you know I spelt out the sixth letter, first, and seventh letter of the alphabet)
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trevor: @Chud: nope. @Chud: why would I be friends with a degenerate?@Chud: >>145363
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MenstrualCykill: @MenstrualCykill: I forgot to continue what I was saying

People who aren't nameflamboyant persons get word filters
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Chud79(44): I know raisin means raisin, i was heres during froot's Holy dictatorship
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Chud80(44): @trevor: what was that blue bird, was that some kind of fem xitter immigrant?
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Chud81(44): @MenstrualCykill: thank you for answering thoughie
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Chud82(44): @MenstrualCykill: thank you for answering thoughie
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Chud83(44):
>Posted it twice award
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trevor: @Chud: that was xis old self insert. it was based off a character from a raisinty underugly person mod. the ONLY reason xe changed xer ways and changed xer name from "Martletjak" to "Thub" is because one of the devs of the game turned out to be a diddy (no surprise). xe just changed it for damage control
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Chud84(44): @trevor: why would you draw your self insert suckling on an gemmy chuds man tits?
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Chud85(44): That's a weird Idea, id rather see derpson skinned alive that'd be hotter tbh
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f: holy so many chud44's and chud 9's...
anyways MERRY CHRISTMAS ferretS
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SoyyoSeth:
>Hohohoho! It's seem your getting coal pumpkin Bernd!

<ACKKKKKKKKKKKKEHHHHHHACKKKK
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Chud86:
>My greedy personish annual event is better then your greedy personish annual event!


Different weed from the same cancerous root, seeded by the foreskin collectors.
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