!!FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE!!
!!FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM!!
!!FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO RETARDED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ!!
!!FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION!!
!!FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE!!