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    >> SYSTEM_BROADCAST // PRIORITY: HIGH
    TO: STAFF, CITIZENS_BOORU
    SUBJ: TAGGING_ENFORCEMENT_PROTOCOL
    REF: ORANGE_SLUDGE_REQUIREMENTS

    Effective immediately: To receive [ORANGE_SLUDGE] status, posts must be descriptively tagged.

    [ADDENDUM]: Active participation in clearing the meta:tagme queue has been identified as a primary performance multiplier. Prioritizing these entries significantly elevates your probability for promotion.

    Sustained compliance over time is the calculated metric for elevation to CLASS:APPROVER or assignment of the High-Visibility Orange identifier.

    // END TRANSMISSION // LOG_ID: 77-ORANGE-B
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avatar MNOrthodox - Reply
It's a shining, glistening gemerald
avatar H3K - Reply
Gem.
avatar Teasuck - Reply
The giga doesn't allow cavejaks to eat frogchad meat because it's infected with 1488 STDs and tastes like a cockroach's raisin
avatar trevor - Reply
TANZAGEM!
SUPASHINY TANZAGEM!
avatar emerald - Reply
@trevor: you are the only person who uses that word
avatar trevor - Reply
@emerald: and proud
avatar emerald - Reply
This post is such a fucking

squeble
avatar Caden - Reply
kiss yourself big noon lips spammer
avatar emerald - Reply
@Caden:
amphibian blue_shirt frog green_skin looking_at_you nas:pepe pepe_the_frog red_lips subnas:pepe_front
avatar H3K - Reply
@Caden: amerimutt attention_whore award awards bloodshot_eyes blue_pants blue_shirt caden_(user) ear hello_my_name_is_(sticker) literal_who meta:namefags no_stubble qa_(soyjak_party) red_lips rotten_teeth subvariant:pissbaby tan_skin text tongue transparent_background trend:slopjak variant:impish_soyak_ears
>kiss yourself big noon lips spammer
avatar Chud1 - Reply
trevor SO FAT, his weight is this post's id (in tons)
trevor SO FAT, when he played undertale, he flooded the underground by sharting himself and all the monsters ended up on the surface
trevor SO FAT, he spams the "^" key as a coping mechanism due to his inability to lift his arms up
trevor SO FAT, he uses the moon as a buttpulg
trevor SO FAT, he tried to impersonate Celtic IP but the concentrated grease from his 50 fatrolls along with the putrid raisin stench seeped out of the fake name. The comment also crushed all the comments below it flat.
trevor so STINKY, every wall he walks nearby starts cracking from the sheer smell of his unwashed ass.
FUN FACT: when trevor BRAPS, an entire supernova materializes because of how FAT he is
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Chud: 4soyjaks artist:admiral_avvakened award brapskin clothes comic comic_sans cord dark_skin discord discord_logo_facial_mark double_chin fat flag:mexico glasses goatee greg_(faggot) greg_(namespic) greg_(user) grey_shirt i_hate latinx laughing mexcrement mexico moustache multiple_soyjaks my_little_pony necktie obese quote rent_free scared soyjak soyquote speech_bubble stonetoss stubble subvariant:soyak_(concerned) telegram text tosscord variant:cobson variant:meximutt variant:soyak ^^^

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