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MoistPepper: The State of The 'ru
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Amnity: Its not letting me play past :09 kiss yourself cirno chad
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GapeNewell: [h1][redtext]
FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE
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FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM
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FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO specialED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ
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FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION
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FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE
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Thales: gem!
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Chudson88: 'nother 'em
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dap_chhuon: z alliance, more like z coalition
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Chud1: was listening music in my headphones, saw this gem and turned music off Immediately to watch this.
gem as always, thank you for keeping us well-feed with your masterpieces moist-chief saar!
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MoistPepper: @Chud: Thanks, chud. Thanks everyone
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emerald: Gem
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PRIZINS: @dap_chhuon:
>z alliance, more like z coalition

>Omg, this alliance sucks.

Post #108958
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Yohannen: brapzil lost doey Spain mogs
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Dunchenman: Z Alliance is the biggest joke that ever existed and that I created. There's no way Trevor and I could get along. Anyways
GEM
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Chudson88: one tremendous brap from 'z collapsed the """alliance"""
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OdessanBvll: i'll make my own z(ellig) gang
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soyboorunamegod: cant play past 0:13 award
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EvanDoe:
>'P alliance

snca
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dap_chhuon: @OdessanBvll: diddynoon gang
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Chudson88: @OdessanBvll: zartychad grooming gang
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OdessanBvll: @Chudson88: @dap_chhuon:
clitty leaked at orange soyteens again award
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dap_chhuon: @OdessanBvll:
>zartychads
>soyteens
pick one
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emerald: @OdessanBvll:
Crall back to your dnb diddysplinnter
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Yohannen: @OdessanBvll:>ITG (in this gang) we goon to agugu 'p diaper gemmies with jubille and jimbo
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Yohannen: @emerald: ESL trvke of the year award
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OdessanBvll: @dap_chhuon:
everyone
 in soysphere is a soyteen
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Garf: autism
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dap_chhuon: @OdessanBvll: zartynoons aren't a part of the soysphere doe
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dap_chhuon: @dap_chhuon: just like any other specialed splinter out there
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OdessanBvll: @dap_chhuon:
>has soy in the name

ts ferret delusional
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Yohannen: @OdessanBvll: ev&doe offsiters lurk and post here and they are not soyteens
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OdessanBvll: @dap_chhuon: all sharty splinters are soysphere, twisted the meaning again award
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_73: Omg this is such wholesome chunguserino namenoon gem!!! We really owned that Kurdroach with this one!
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dap_chhuon: @OdessanBvll: anything else?
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Yohannen: @OdessanBvll:
>Guys we autistically tried to merge soyjaks with our special tingling diddy show about 16 year old girls, dont you see we put "soy" in the name? therefore its soysphere o algo

<You stupid chud, dont you see we put "trans woman" in the name? Therefore issa female u algo assim
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MoistPepper: @OdessanBvll: It's not https://soyjakwiki.org/Soysphere
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OdessanBvll: @Yohannen:
leakerald
btw zelligchads own you https://soyjak.st/qa/src/1764022865230j-0.png
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dap_chhuon: @OdessanBvll: that's because i have no respect for splinter scum like you
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Yohannen: @OdessanBvll:
>Worst admin ever is a zelligtard

DQLL won nusoi keep raging on me
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dap_chhuon: @OdessanBvll: just because quote likes ongezellig doesn't mean he supports you zartynoons
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Yohannen: @OdessanBvll:
Censored the part where he says
>i dont obsess over it like qanoons doe

award
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_73: Ongezellig won because I said so
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OdessanBvll: @dap_chhuon:
>you use a splinter that means you're a flamboyant person

only children with down syndrome will take this raisin seriously
@dap_chhuon: cope
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dap_chhuon: @OdessanBvll: nah i think you're the one coping here, buddy
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Yohannen: @OdessanBvll: Odessan just let it rest you're a grown man obsessed with 16 year olds theres no more to it
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EvanDoe: ugly persongezellig won or however the neo vagina is axed
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Yohannen: @EvanDoe: who is this ferret, nameflamboyant persons enlighten me
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emerald: @OdessanBvll:
Splintterflamboyant person award
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epx7fclhdrp: Gem
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emerald: @OdessanBvll: laughingstock of the starry award
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emerald: @emerald: fucking autocorrect
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Yohannen: @emerald:
xes gonna post a thread about how the shartychads are being transphobic again or something like that gigatwerk
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emerald: I trans-heart posting on a phone
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Yohannen: @emerald:
Me too, buddy. Me too.
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emerald: The only good thing about the zarty is that it inspired the intro to this video
Post #142780
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Chud2: I doubt that we have enough ammo to take down the F.W.O (fish supremacist paramilitary)

Note: I ran out of meds
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Chud3: Brasil venceu. Bolsonaro venceu. Pastor Tupirani venceu. Plinio Salgado venceu. Brilhante Ustra venceu.

GLORIA A ILHA DE VERA CRUZ.
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Amnity: Why am I never included in any of these tosses
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Coemskong: Brasil venceu. Bolsonaro venceu. Pastor Tupirani venceu. Plinio Salgado venceu.
Dom Pedro segundo venceu.
 Brilhante Ustra venceu.

[redtext]GLORIA A ILHA DE VERA CRUZ.[\redtext]
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Coemskong: Brasil venceu. Bolsonaro venceu. Pastor Tupirani venceu. Plinio Salgado venceu.
Dom Pedro segundo venceu.
 Brilhante Ustra venceu.

[redtext]GLORIA A ILHA DE VERA CRUZ.[\redtext]
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Toilet-G: Nophono cares
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MoistPepper: @Toilet-G: He really does
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Chud4: brapzil lost
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emerald: Bump
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epx7fclhdrp: @Coemskong: fail
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epx7fclhdrp: @Yohannen:
>odessan is a grown man ev&doe he's very likely underage and lying
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Chud5: Imagine wasting hours of your day making something high effort only to suck warrior pooner's neodick. True failure in life.
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emerald: @Chud: ^^^seething
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MoistPepper: @Chud: Did warrior-'p fuck your mother? You seethe under every post that has anything related to Warrior. Reply, soyquote, spam, or thumb if you agree.
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Dunchenman: @MoistPepper: He is the same Chud who makes sexually suggestive comments about Soytan btw if that matters
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Warrior-Z: @Chud: Shut your Soytan gooning ass up.
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Dunchenman: @Warrior-Z: GEG, I was right!
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Warrior-Z: Anyways I had 0 involvement with whatever this "alliance" was.
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MoistPepper: @Warrior-Z:
>fly home, buddy, I brap alone
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Realjartycuck_not: watch who you are twalking to son
tuff
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MoistPepper: @Dunchenman: predict jimbo's downfall
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Dunchenman: @MoistPepper: GEG
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Swatted: G.E.M
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Admiral_Avvakened:
KINOINGTON
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Chud6: high effort coal
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JamesTheGoo: @Chud: This sisa
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LapisLazuli: @Chudson88: Actually his comment was after we started fighting. Gemmy video btw, I love these.
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f: no fuck you guys didnt, ugly personvor lost, brapzil lost, Larp alliance lost
Warrior Z won, F won, SCQTLVND WON.
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Pico: pooner above me btw
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f: @Pico: kiss yourself fnfdiddy
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Pico: specialed pooner above me btw
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f: @Pico: specialed fnfdiddy above me
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Pico: specialy pooner above me btw
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Chud7: Snca
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veironn: seca
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veironn: Post #146020

WITHOUT HIM THE BOORU WILL BE RICHER


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BAN TREVOR THE specialLORD noon
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Chud8: pooner above me btw
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melissa: brazil embedded
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Swatted: @Chud: trevor log in, pussy
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evis: and mi becuz mi iz gemmy o algo *BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
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xerox: its very wellly made
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MenstrualCykill: Gemerald
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BALDIARYAN: shiny A24 slowburn gemerald
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Soyton: 'ru monthly wrap-up
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wise_edelweiss88: ULTRA MEGA WELL EDITED GEM
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GapeNewell: please use the better version with vantablack skin (suits jimbo better)
>arrow

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[h1][redtext]
FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE
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FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM
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FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO specialED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ
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FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION
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FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE
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agarthantricknologist: 'emerald
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Chud9: Would be gem without embedded brazil.

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