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Tags 89447 autism death end end_of_the_world gun judge_gem_(namefag) lapis_lazuli_(user) last_post meta:namefags meta:op_is_a_sperg meta:snca subvariant:mexiaryan suicide variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user)
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avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
This is my post but I got logged out.
avatar _73 - Reply
Lil bro got his heart broken:broken_heart
broken_heart
broken_heart
broken_heart
broken_heart
broken_heart
broken_heart::broken_heart:
avatar Chud1 - Reply
damn this is too cruel
avatar Hodo - Reply
you shouldn't have betrayed xim.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar GapeNewell - Reply
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FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE
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FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM
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FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO specialED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ
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FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION
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FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE
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avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
GEG
avatar Soyton - Reply
He wont recover from dis uncalm
avatar Smoot - Reply
R.I.P Literal Who #849
avatar veironn - Reply
ferret retiring lol
avatar emerald - Reply
arrow clothes dap_chhuon(user) glasses grey_background grey_skin hat ironic_hat looking_at_you name_tag red_text series:namefags_cant_stop_winning shadow subvariant:chuzjak text thumbnail track_suit variant:kuzjak
avatar trevor - Reply
good riddance
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@LapisLazuli: Jannies change the post to say I uploaded it.
avatar HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN - Reply
should have just stuck to hating jimbos
avatar soycheckmark - Reply
rest in braps
avatar soycheckmark - Reply
@HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN: doll trvke
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
/qa/bros.. did we win somehow?
avatar OdessanBvll - Reply
@HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN:
>Unc wakes up

>Destroys everything

>Leaves

lol
avatar emerald - Reply
Become an anonGOD
avatar Soyton - Reply
@HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN: its a peaceful life
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@OdessanBvll: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar Sectionalism - Reply
Sapphire-blue melancholic saderald
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
This means you will abandon 'ru ou algo
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
Should this whole raisinflinging get a sncapedia wiki?
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Dunchenman: yes
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
Good riddance
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@LapisLazuli: :skull_crossbones
skull_crossbones
skull_crossbones:
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@PRIZINS: "The 'Z 'tism betrayal"
avatar jewishautismaward78 - Reply
geg oh no
avatar jimbo - Reply
nice dildo
avatar trevor - Reply
@PRIZINS: i submitted a first draft (hopefully one of the 'ki mods cares enough to approve it)
avatar trevor - Reply
@jimbo: well well well
avatar trevor - Reply
@jimbo: well well well
avatar f - Reply
@trevor: traitor. also you should leave the alliance aside. warrior z working alone he said.
avatar Soyton - Reply
@jimbo: an expert knows the best
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
SNCA niglet that I barely even noticed is quitting
avatar Amnity - Reply
Literal who award
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Soyton: im not an expert
avatar Chud2(1) - Reply
new copypasta
>never join the Z alliance
avatar Chud3 - Reply
@Chud: creepypasta*
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
I was legit trying to give this guy advice and he started geeking out.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Warrior-Z: GEG
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Warrior-Z: I mean, 'pasta is gemmy, but like, he don't need to spam it in every post ou algo
avatar Chud4 - Reply
Brooootol never meet your heros BRVVVVVTAL
avatar f - Reply
@Warrior-Z: idk twin, you starting to become an icon for some 'ru people
avatar Soyton - Reply
@Warrior-Z: there is no limit to his autism
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Dunchenman: exactly, it started getting annoying when he spammed it everywhere like anybody gave a fuck
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Soyton: Does my autism have a limit?
avatar jimbo - Reply
@jimbo: well not only him but other flamboyant persons like trevor
avatar Soyton - Reply
@Dunchenman: in your case, attentionwhoring have no limit
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Soyton: I transcend limits
avatar Admiral_Avvakened - Reply
Ohnonono 'Z bootlicker bros...
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@jimbo: Do you prefer Judge Gem or Trevor?
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud: He was the one who started talking jive.
avatar Chud5(1) - Reply
@Warrior-Z: marge what's jive
avatar veironn - Reply
@Warrior-Z: saar check pms
avatar FreakyJimbo - Reply
o7
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@veironn: Dw the ban is lifted.
@Chud: It means basically trash talk.
avatar veironn - Reply
@Warrior-Z: thx Z ur a real one
avatar Chud6(1) - Reply
@Warrior-Z: do you mean the slopjaks he made of you by "trash talk"?
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud: No he said something along the lines of that I am no different from the coal of Jimbo.
avatar Chud7(1) - Reply
@Warrior-Z: That's all saar? Also you gotta include maybe he accidently replied you to with the copypasta
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Chud: it wasnt an accident
avatar veironn - Reply
@LapisLazuli: so you turned your back against him because he pointed out ur specialing?
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@veironn: yes
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@veironn: It wasn't even that, I was simply telling him that he should control his rage and live up intersubjectively to the name "Judge Gem".
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@LapisLazuli: You didn't need to do that, all you needed to do was be against Trevor and that's it
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Warrior-Z: Please check your DMs
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Dunchenman: Alright will do in a moment.
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@Warrior-Z: Thank you for being competent moderators, both you and Magnus
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Dunchenman: judge gem because he actually makes good OC
avatar Thales - Reply
what if, jimbo, dungenmap, trevor, emerald and everyone else, is a flamboyant person?
avatar Hodo - Reply
@jimbo: part of me wants him to stay.
avatar Hodo - Reply
because of that very reason.
avatar veironn - Reply
@Thales: jimbo has 5 names?
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@Thales: What if they were the friends we made along the way..
avatar Thales - Reply
@veironn: True.
avatar jimbo - Reply
@Hodo: same
avatar Thales - Reply
maybe ill stick to making gems instead of slopjakking out, im more recognized for that anyway
avatar Hodo - Reply
@LapisLazuli: consider making a return. but this time as the Judge Gem we all need.
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Hodo: If I make something I'll still post it logged out. No more nameflamboyant person stuff for sure.
avatar jimbo - Reply
@LapisLazuli: it's over
avatar Hodo - Reply
@LapisLazuli: Judge Gem is a great OC and persona to be in and of itself doe.
avatar Hodo - Reply
perhaps not the way you've been using it, of course.
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Hodo: If anyone wants to take the helmet for themselves I'm not gonna stop them.
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@LapisLazuli: I'll always know when it's you.
avatar Chud8 - Reply
@Warrior-Z: datamining flamboyant person award, worst mod award
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud: Yet, contributed more to this site than you ever have or will.
avatar Chud9(1) - Reply
@Chud: datamining is to keep security thoughie
>noo you cannot track me when i post soytan diaper gemmies
avatar Chud10(8) - Reply
@Warrior-Z: @Chud: brimmiest_comments_section☣️☣️☣️_do_not_enter☣️☣️☣️ disgusting og original poop shitskin smell smelling speech_bubble subvariant:brazilmutt variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user)
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud:
No argument therefore mi must brap out mi speech bubble.
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: afghanistan batman black_skin bnwo communism fnf hammer_and_sickle india iraq kratos meta:namefags norway pride_flag queen_of_spades rule34 series:japanese_soldier_who_kept_fighting shahada subvariant:mexiaryan text transgender_flag trend:slopjak variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) yellow_sclera
avatar Chud11(8) - Reply
@Warrior-Z: HOLYYYY FAIL GEEEEEEEG
avatar Chud12(1) - Reply
@emerald:
>the booruteen who kept forcing 8944729 years after world war z
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud: Wasn't a fail, I didnt add an arrow.
avatar Hodo - Reply
@Chud: respect your elders and authority figures and you should be fine ok?
avatar Chud13(8) - Reply
@Warrior-Z: clown clown_nose clown_wig soyjak speech_bubble subvariant:mexiaryan variant:meximutt warrior-z_(user) wig
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@jimbo: I actually do feel bad for Lapis, there's a small feeling of guilt but he was the one who unfortunately wanted to start trivial conflict with me.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Warrior-Z: They're too autistic to pick up sarcasm and irony if it doesn't have an arrow
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud:
Fine, I'll just juggle tf out of your specialed ass.
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud:

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avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud:

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE


avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud:

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE


avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Warrior-Z: I would never live up to the Z. This is my fate.
avatar Hodo - Reply
lapis would make a great side kick.
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@LapisLazuli: We can form a team against Trevor
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Dunchenman: Sorry brother, its over.
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@LapisLazuli: I believe there's still room for redemption.
avatar Chud14(1) - Reply
@LapisLazuli: before you go, i gotta say, you were a gem brother.
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@LapisLazuli: Dude, don't think it's over, I'm sure you did that because you're having an autism episode and weren't thinking straight. You don't need to end this because Warrior Z doesn't want you
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
I'm sure Warrior Z can forgive you
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Dunchenman: Yeah, he probably acted out of emotion. And it's not that "I dont want him", he simply needs to get his standards straight so he can live up to what he presents himself as.
avatar Hodo - Reply
@LapisLazuli: the Warrior is extending his arm to you. don't miss the opportunity.
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
Sent him a PM on why I'm not going to return.
avatar trevor - Reply
@LapisLazuli:
Be your own you, be your own you
Don't do what I do, just be your own you
It's much more fun to be yourself (than copy everybody else)
Be your own you, be your own you
Try something new, find other things to do
Copying is clearly theft, it's gonna lead to your arrest
Be your own you
And when you've stopped being such a dirty hag
Get in your stupid car, and don't come back
avatar Slvt4BIBISI - Reply
Jimbo VVIN.
avatar Chud15 - Reply
brap above
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
Requiescat In Pace, Judge.
avatar Slvt4BIBISI - Reply
Gotta feel bad for jimbo haters sometimes.

Chud15(2): Forgot to mention I'm trans btw, if that matters.
avatar Chud16(15) - Reply
brap above
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Slvt4BIBISI: what did chud2 do
avatar trevor - Reply
jimbo is disgusting

Slvt4BIBISI: @trevor: ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NO XE'S NOT? XE IS MY 'CORD ERP BUDDY... OKAY?
avatar Slvt4BIBISI - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Brainwash me into forgetting how the Chud# system works.
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
Anybody who wants can take up the mantle and become the next Judge is free to do it.
avatar trevor - Reply
@LapisLazuli: all yours geggggggggggggggg
avatar SUPERNIGGA - Reply
get a job noon
avatar HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN - Reply
end all jimbocareers
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@HOTDOGHEAD_ADMIN: Evandoe I hated Jimbo
avatar EvanDoe - Reply
@LapisLazuli: Nah, fuck off diddy
avatar Olgol - Reply
Good riddance.
Not the first to say that either geg
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@EvanDoe: Wasn't meant to be mentioning you.
avatar Yohannen - Reply
most autistic and unemployed post/comment section award
avatar Yohannen - Reply
why did a /qa/ meme from 2017 give birth to a site where autistic neets larp as super heroes that have alliances against the friggen jardee
avatar Chud17 - Reply
heartwrenching
avatar Vergilius - Reply
gem but uh real tawk judge you gotta make more of those viggle things I love em man
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Vergilius: since before I left I've been thinking of making a tutorial.
avatar Vergilius - Reply
hell yeah
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Vergilius: If you want a simple explanation for now, find a nameflamboyant person jak, ask an ai (I use chatgpt) to make it realistic. Then put go to viggle and create a new "Mic" video and choose the voice you want and type the text you want them to say. Then use an editing software to add the videos together.
avatar Toilet-G - Reply
This didn't age well
avatar Chud18 - Reply
Superhero ahh raisin, that brown man is a manchild
avatar Chud19(18) - Reply
Warrior-Z (brraaap!)
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@Chud:
WE ARE PUnoon
WE ARE THE GEMS
WE ARE THE SPAWN
WE ARE THE LAW
WE ARE KRATOS
WE ARE THE JUDGES
WE ARE THE WARRIORS
WE ARE...
avatar Pico - Reply
autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
New post **on this account** tomorrow.
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
[url=site://post/view/146526#c1281481]@14greedy person88[/url]: Catbox isnt opening for me what is that.
avatar sprnurse - Reply
@LapisLazuli: the forecoming of admin 7/blossom
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