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avatar f - Reply
the drama will start in comments, in 3, 2, 1.
avatar dap - Reply
ok
avatar f - Reply
@dap_chhuon: sorry ive been holding rage on art now.
avatar Tho420 - Reply
ferret who are you?
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
Get ready to receive a slopjak made by trevor
avatar f - Reply
@Tho420: the one and only...
avatar f - Reply
@Dunchenman: oh im ready.
avatar austrian_chud - Reply
Should've added titanium and emerald due to the recent raisinflinging war brimming up the comments
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
autistic brap
avatar Tho420 - Reply
@Dunchenman: do it
avatar veironn - Reply
BTFO's all the noons on the right
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
nice quints
avatar Smoot - Reply
not a single chud in these comments, the 'ru has fallen or something
avatar bigsneed - Reply
did not read a SINGLE molecule
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
avatar f - Reply
@bigsneed: use glasses then.
avatar Dzagir - Reply
hoo are you boa?:sob
sob
sob:
avatar dap - Reply
@Smoot: soysneed has forced everyone to nameflamboyant person because of the ads and wordfilter
avatar jacoffbson - Reply

Except me cuz i'm white and fat, not like them cuz they're starving to death

avatar f - Reply
@jacoffbson: marge who is this guy?
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
snoopson
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: idk where they got the eping minors thing from but i cant stop gooning to femquote gemmies in fact i am gooning rn
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: embarrassing brapzillian brapping the comments bro, crazy.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: thats gemmy
avatar dap - Reply
@f: you shouldn't interact with this attentionwhore
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: blond blue_eyes fact flag:turkiye forced_meme glasses series:countryaryan_gem! series:genre_defining serious stubble tengrism trend:aryan turkaryan turkiye tvrkaryan variant:cobson white_background white_skin
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
you shouldn't interact with brap_chhuon?
avatar f - Reply
@dap_chhuon: ik hes an attentionwhore, hes larping as a mossad greedy person.
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
so just don't geg
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: when did i larp as mossad i just set that as my pfp cz i thought it was funny
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: idk twin, it seems that it fits your soyfona ( soy persona ) these days.
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
biggest gemmy under me
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: im not a greedy person kiss yourself
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@jacoffbson: wow thanks jacoffbson!
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: too bad you are
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: proof?
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: you brap up the 'ru in order to shut it down, nice try greedy person.
avatar dap - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: then what was the mossad larp for
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: i gave the 'ru life with my gemmy spam
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@dap_chhuon: when did i ever larp as mossad
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: IS THIS BRAPZILIAN SERIOUS?
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f:
>setting your pfp as something is a fuggen larp
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: Pretty low bar.
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
gigatwerk
setting your pfp as something is a fuggen larp
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
gigachad gigger green_skin grey_skin lips monochrome muscles shaved subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine transparent_background trend:gigajaks variant:alicia
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
speech
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
:text:
gigatwerk
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
gigachad gigger green_skin grey_skin lips monochrome muscles shaved subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine transparent_background trend:gigajaks variant:alicia
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
emoji fail, i'm fucking stupid
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: speech
gigachad gigger green_skin grey_skin lips monochrome muscles shaved subvariant:hunky_twink_sex_machine transparent_background trend:gigajaks variant:alicia
avatar f - Reply
anyways warrior z i hope you see the shirt
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: you like warrior z? oh so you understand that spam is gemmy now?
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@f: I read the shirt but didnt see the line down there geg. Thanks for telling.
avatar jacoffbson - Reply
@f: you missed the "hello my name is" in your shirt
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: you know theres a difference, he has reason to spam, you dont.
@Warrior-Z: np twin
avatar f - Reply
@jacoffbson: its fine
avatar dap - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
>glowie greedy person profile picture
>calls people goyim
>username on irc is gill_koyim
[/greentext]when did i ever larp as a greedy person[/greentext]
irony poisoning or mental specialation, call it
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@dap_chhuon: never happened also greentext fail
avatar dap - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: snca
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f:
>you know theres a difference, he has reason to spam, you dont.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@dap_chhuon:
>snca ev&doe i took the time to write it out
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
gigatwerk
you know theres a difference, he has reason to spam you dont.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: kiss yourself gigger diddy. You literally read a book of 'p.
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: marge wtf you on about?
avatar dap - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: pipe down buddy
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: >>146159
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: woah i didnt know jimbo became gigachad and still reads p
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
gigger diddy avoiding the elephant in the room ^
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: mossad brapzilian diddy refusing to admit he epi's kids ^
avatar dap - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: fail
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: projection
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@dap_chhuon:
>
braaaaaaaap
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: omds youre a brapzilian lolcow.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f:
>lolcow

stop using this bigoted language and go back to ugly person harassment farms
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp:
bro you cant be taken seriouuuuuss
avatar Chud1 - Reply
@Smoot: hi
avatar Chud2(1) - Reply
@f: trevor vs jimbo vs dunchenman vs gill koyim whos the best lolcow
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f:
>thinks i acted serious for even a single second on this website
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: chud2
avatar f - Reply
@Chud: jimbo is the biggest lolcow, gill koyim is a specialed lolcow, trevor is likely a dumb lolcow and idk who tf is dunchenman
avatar Chud3(1) - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
@f: It's good that you don't know who I am. Keep it up
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: why did you post a picture of yourself
avatar Chud4(1) - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
>ur fuggen specialed n shiet mayne
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@Chud: speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar f - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: brapzilian bein hypocrite.
avatar Chud5(1) - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@f: speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar Chud6(1) - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar Chud7(1) - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar Chud8(1) - Reply
@epx7fclhdrp: autism cap clothes fat full_body glasses grin hair hat puzzle shorts smile soyjak speech_bubble speech_bubble_empty text variant:chudjak
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar dap - Reply
@Dunchenman: literal who
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@dap_chhuon: You obviously know who he is.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@dap_chhuon: speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@LapisLazuli: who is dunchenman?
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@MoistPepper: A nameflamboyant person who has been known here at least before I made this account.
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
@dap_chhuon:
>he makes muh clitty leak so ill heccin own him by calling him a literal who ev&doe everyone knows him

brap_chhuon mentality
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@dap_chhuon: Dap you've even made multiple posts about him.
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@LapisLazuli: of course I know him, he's my irl neighbor
avatar dap - Reply
@LapisLazuli: i'm joking obviously
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
@dap_chhuon: ironic hat on
avatar Smoot - Reply
^so many obsessed noons above me
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
speech
autism glasses jigsaw_puzzle open_mouth soyjak stubble variant:a24_slowburn_soyjak
avatar xerox - Reply
NICE!!!
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
Why is metal music a tag here I don't see any metal
avatar trevor - Reply
the next tolyatangerine
i will win.
avatar f - Reply
@trevor: and i said no.
avatar f - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: im a metalhead though..
avatar f - Reply
@trevor: and also do not compare me to a EPI R34 brimmer.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@f: Me too, you're a real ferret now (but tbh I still wanted a metal album or something on here o algo)
avatar veironn - Reply
@f: top 5 albums?
avatar Slvt4BIBISI - Reply
JimbQ won. Jimbo haters lose all debates.
avatar Admiral_Avvakened - Reply
My gem on the right, therefore gemerald
avatar f - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: @veironn:
which album? btw if you ask if i release music, i didnt yet, im at rehearsal.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@f: Nah just like a metal album you like in general
avatar veironn - Reply
@f: ur top 5 fav metal albums
avatar f - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: theres some i like, painkiller, IOWA, South of Heaven, Blue Blood and follow the leader.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@f: Gemerald, brimstone, gem, idk that album, and dust
avatar f - Reply
@f: damn im so not peak.
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@f: U still seem like a cool ferret since we both like metal, believe in Christ, and play guitar
avatar veironn - Reply
@f:
>slipknot

ROPE
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@veironn: Chill on him he likes GEMdas Priest
avatar veironn - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: thats surface level metal tho
avatar f - Reply
@veironn: my fault.
avatar f - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: yh
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@veironn: I mean yeah but Painkiller is still good, idk just throw him some recs so he won't be the average tiktok brimmy poser
avatar veironn - Reply
@f: give DRI - full speed ahead a listen
my fav crossover album
avatar f - Reply
@veironn: bet
avatar veironn - Reply
@f: the drums on that album are amazing
avatar f - Reply
@veironn: youre not lying, this is peak
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@veironn: DRI is gemmy
avatar veironn - Reply
@MenstrualCykill: crossover thrash as a whole is so criminally underrated its insane
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@veironn: background black_glasses clothes evil explosion eyeglasses eyes full_head hand hazmat_suit holding_object holding_sign irl irl_background nuclear nuclear_explosion open_eyes sign syndrome_(the_incredibles) template test the_incredibles truth_nuke truthnuke trvthnvke variant:syndromejak white_skin
avatar f - Reply
@veironn: absolute trvke
avatar GapeNewell - Reply
[h1][redtext]
FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE
[/redtext][/h1]
[h1][redtext]
FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM
[/redtext][/h1]
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FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO specialED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ
[/redtext][/h1]
[h1][redtext]
FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION
[/redtext][/h1]
[h1][redtext]
FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE
[/redtext][/h1]
avatar MenstrualCykill - Reply
@GapeNewell: > 1488 artist:sectionalism blue_eyes buff clothes hair holding_object holding_sword nazism nophono nordic scar shit_nobody_cares_about shit_nophono_cares_about smile stubble swastika swearing_is_not_cool_or_attractive sword trend:aryan variant:cobson watch wristwatch yellow_hair
avatar Chud9 - Reply
I actually forgot martletni
gg
er existed until now he must be keeping his ass back in /qa/ because he knows he's going to be raped here.
avatar f - Reply
@Chud: trve hes a martletchad
avatar Ariane_Yeong - Reply
@GapeNewell: trvthnvke
background black_glasses clothes evil explosion eyeglasses eyes full_head hand hazmat_suit holding_object holding_sign irl irl_background nuclear nuclear_explosion open_eyes sign syndrome_(the_incredibles) template test the_incredibles truth_nuke truthnuke trvthnvke variant:syndromejak white_skin
avatar Thub - Reply
why am i catching strays
avatar Thub - Reply
@Chud: ive been drawing give me some time
avatar Thub - Reply
also not gonna do as much martlet stuff, it's fun but i want nameflamboyant personging to not be all i do as ill probably just slip up and get banned for snca
avatar trevor - Reply
@Martletjak: please rope
avatar Thub - Reply
@trevor: ack anthro award beak bird black_skin blue_skin duck feather furry jap kratos laughing map_(pedophile) martlet_(undertale_yellow) meta:namefags pedophile pointing pointing_at_viewer rope schwarze_sonne trevor_(user) undertale undertale_yellow vantablack variant:bernd variant:chudjak video_game warrior-z_(user) yellow_beak zoophile

Oh feathers, you lost again cause you're a CHINK, TREVOR!!!

avatar Thub - Reply
ack anthro award beak bird black_skin blue_skin duck feather furry jap kratos laughing map_(pedophile) martlet_(undertale_yellow) meta:namefags pedophile pointing pointing_at_viewer rope schwarze_sonne trevor_(user) undertale undertale_yellow vantablack variant:bernd variant:chudjak video_game warrior-z_(user) yellow_beak zoophile

[h1]Oh feathers, you lost again cause you're a
CHINK
 TREVOR!!![/h1]
avatar trevor - Reply
@Martletjak: wrong race award
nusoicacas with sub60 IQ again
avatar veironn - Reply
ack award bloodshot_eyes comic_sans crying hair hanging lips long_nose looking_up meta:namefags noose open_mouth rope squidward subvariant:patrick suicide tongue transparent_background trevor_(user) variant:chudjak white_skin yellow_teeth
[h1]
WITHOUT HIM THE BOORU WILL BE RICHER
 [/h1]
[h1]
BAN TREVOR THE specialLORD noon
 [/h1]

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