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Tags antiswarthy_(namefag) background bandana beard black_watch_(user) brown_skin chudson88_(namefag) closed_mouth clothes communism conservativewaluigi_(namefag) cyan_skin dap_chhuon(user) doom doomguy dunchenman_(user) emerald_(namefag) front_facing full_body garf_(user) gill_koyim_(namefag) glasses glowing gray_skin h3k_(user) hat jewish_nose jimbo_(namefag) juaco_(user) judge_gem_(namefag) kratos magnus_(user) meta:featured meta:namefags moistpepper_(user) mossad music mustache nose papers_please prizins_(user) punisher_face rock side_profile smile smoot_(user) soyton_(user) subvariant:chuzjak subvariant:euromutt subvariant:mexiaryan subvariant:neutralplier subvariant:perceptive_chud subvariant:science_lover subvariant:wholesome_soyjak suit termitesilva_(user) thales_(user) trevor_(user) turtle variant:alicia variant:chudjak variant:cobson variant:feraljak variant:gapejak variant:impish_soyak_ears variant:ishish_soyak_ears variant:kuzjak variant:markiplier_soyjak variant:meximutt variant:soyak variant:soytan veiron_(user) video waluigi warrior-z_(user) white_skin yellow_hair yohannen_(user)
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avatar jimbo - Reply
Nicely done
avatar MrObsessed - Reply
GEMERALD
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
Finally finished, after 3 days, please correct the tags if I missed or got some of them wrong. Sorry if I missed/didn't include a specific nameflamboyant person, as you can see, I had to expand (and sometimes remake) their self-insert. Also, sorry that I couldn't portray our beautiful queen, Warrior-Z, as a brown, stinky and smelly gooner. I'll be releasing the expanded/enhanced nameflamboyant persons' self-inserts (if they agree).
avatar cirnocuck - Reply
GEMERALD KEK
avatar Soyton - Reply
Erm...
Kino?
avatar Dunchenman - Reply
PUTA QUE PARIU ISSO E UMA JOIA DO CARALHO QUE MERECE SER DESTACADO
avatar veironn - Reply
high quality cinema
avatar emerald - Reply
gem
avatar Chud1 - Reply
gem
avatar Alfietheboorufag - Reply
This is a straight up gem made in Agartha
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
animated crying glasses irl open_mouth shaking smile soyboy variant:eric_butts
avatar Titanlum - Reply
Emerald isn't morbidly obese, black, trans, Indian and obsessed so that isn't him. Rest is a gem though
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
140 fps, silk smooth, A24 slowburn, bone chilling, spine tingling, bloodcurdling, hairRAISINg gem
avatar emerald - Reply
@Titanlum: Mindbroken
avatar Chud2 - Reply
@emerald:
>You are mindbroken even though I comment my horseraisin slopjak on any mention of your variants
avatar Chud3 - Reply
Honey, the PEAK dropped!
This is like muh hecking Avengers preparing to fight against Thanos
!
avatar emerald - Reply
@Chud: Its better than anything you have ever made
avatar Titanlum - Reply
@Chud: my comment logged out because I cleared browsing data
avatar Titanlum - Reply
@emerald:
>Doesn't deny being obsessed and spamming "slopejaks" on people creating oc

I'm not your new Jimbo
avatar emerald - Reply
@Titanlum: slopjaks and oc are the same thing
avatar emerald - Reply
@Titanlum: when did I say you were
avatar Titanlum - Reply
@emerald: your posting your "slopejak" on oc of illpooponyou when you weren't even mentioned, like you would do to Jimbo if he created oc when you first joined
avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
Gemerald, trusted rank granted.
avatar dap - Reply
another moistpepper gemerald
avatar emerald - Reply
@Titanlum: Nobody cares, your variants are dust
avatar Titanlum - Reply
@emerald: noon can't form an argument for raisin and you clearly care if you both made and spammed a slopjak of me
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Warrior-Z: Thanks, Warrior-Z
avatar Chud4 - Reply
You newgens don't even know about the Dzudzuana
avatar emerald - Reply
@Titanlum: it took me five minets to make and I haven't "spammed" them
avatar Titanlum - Reply
@emerald:
>Minets
avatar Yohannen - Reply
>OH MY SOY.... IS THAT A ME REFERENCE? MY WIFES BULL IS GONNA LET ME PLAY ON THE SWITCH 2 AT DINNER TONIGHT! THIS REMINDS ME OF A QUOTE BY SUPER MARIO.... "YAHOO!"


tanzanite 'toss
avatar emerald - Reply
@Titanlum: basic speling mistake
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Dunchenman: Idk if this will ever get featured. But I'm very proud of what I did, and I'm glad that the nameflamboyant persons and chuddies liked it, worth the 3 days of production. Thanks, everyone!
avatar Titanlum - Reply
@emerald: it doesn't matter if the slopjak took you 5 "minets" the fact you made it at all means you either do care or that I made your clitty leak by making oc
avatar Yohannen - Reply
MODS FEATURE THIS NOW
avatar Smoot - Reply
i did an irl soy face after seeing myself in it
Gemerald
avatar veironn - Reply
this is pro-jimbo if u think abt it
it takes all the active booru namegods to beat 1 jimbo
avatar veironn - Reply
still an absolute tanzanite nonetheless
avatar Smoot - Reply
@veironn: it is somewhat accurate due to the fact that jimbo is the biggest rising nameflamboyant person in the soysphere right now
avatar Vcurviony - Reply
Fuck jimbo, all my ferrets hate jimbo
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@veironn: ferret just because you're 5000 pounds and the size of a building that doesnt mean you're le good, having braps that annihilate entire towns of people is not a flex for jimbo
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
it takes 1 chudgemmy to beat the giant jimBRAP
avatar veironn - Reply
@Yohannen: this is literally an average kratos opponent
avatar Yohannen - Reply
also the difference between us generic nameugly people and Jimbo is that Jimbrap is not a nameugly person, hes a nameclown, his whole relevance is because he makes a fool of himself and people laugh at him for it
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Yohannen: >having braps that annihilate entire towns of people is not a flex for jimbo
This made me geg
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
^fail arrow
avatar BALDIARYAN - Reply
jimbrap is a nameBAG because he gets punched by everyone like a punching bag
avatar Smoot - Reply
@Yohannen: jimbo doesn't even try to be a nameflamboyant person i think, hes just so obsessed and easy to make fun of that he became one
avatar epx7fclhdrp - Reply
kino a24 slowburn gemerald
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Smoot: he approved this btw
avatar trevor - Reply
one man army
avatar FatGuyParadise - Reply
why is this white handome man cosplaying as the disgusting poopy warrior zet
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@FatGuyParadise: This guy doesn't seem to like warrior-'p
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Yohannen: Magnus is too busy being keyed, he will not feature this post.
avatar H3K - Reply
Spine-tingling kinoerald!
avatar Magnus - Reply
@MoistPepper:
>he will not feature this post.

Are you sure?
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@Magnus: I clearly underestimated your kindness. Thank you so much, Magnus!
avatar Magnus - Reply
@MoistPepper: Any time my friend!
avatar Thales - Reply
A vantawhite gemerald mined from mount olympus, preformed and polished and cut, of the highest order.
avatar Black_Watch - Reply
1:35 MOM I'M FEATURED
Gemuby. and a Watcherald.
avatar Chudson88 - Reply
glistening
avatar LapisLazuli - Reply
What a cinematic gem. 2 tickets please.
avatar Garf - Reply
the soybooru movie
avatar Chud5 - Reply
Soyvengers: Endgame
avatar Fen - Reply
Gemmy
avatar NemanjaVidih - Reply
GEMERALD FROM THE PEAKS OF THE HIMALAYAS FORGED BY THE GOD SOOT HIMSELF!
avatar Chud6 - Reply
>implying namecacas should be important to 'jak kultuh
avatar Flute - Reply
Kino gemerald but about namenoons so gem
avatar Yohannen - Reply
Obsessed chudf
a
ggot above mi ^
avatar Chud7 - Reply
all flamboyant people in the video were brutally raped
avatar Jane_the_lemon - Reply
@Yohannen: > america_first brown_skin clothes cuck cuckold fat glasses groyper hat latinx mexico meximutt nazism nick_fuentes save_evropa subvariant:chudmutt variant:brandon variant:meximutt
avatar joariano - Reply
wtf thats impressive, whichever video program u used for this im installing that asap
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
@joariano: kdenlive
avatar Chud8(7) - Reply
@MoistPepper: dats gemmy
avatar Chud9 - Reply
high effort coal
avatar a10 - Reply
gemmy kino
avatar Yohannen - Reply
@Jane_the_lemon: projection
avatar GapeNewell - Reply
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FACT 1: JIMBO IS SO BLACK XE STANDS OUT FROM A BLACK HOLE
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FACT 2: JIMBO IS SO FAT XE CREATES A GRAVITY FIELD AROUND XIM
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FACT 3: JIMBO IS SO specialED XE IS THE FIRST PERSON WITH NEGATIVE IQ
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FACT 4: JIMBO IS SO BRAPPY THAT WHEN XE BRAPS, EVERYONE NEAR XIM DIES OF INTOXICATION
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FACT 5: JIMBO FANS WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE WHITE
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avatar Warrior-Z - Reply
@Chud:

GO PACK MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE,MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE, MY LUGGAGE


avatar Hodo - Reply
gem that needs a sequel.
avatar TermiteSilva - Reply
Glistening gemeraldite
avatar QuickSlaughter - Reply
nothing ever happens
avatar PRIZINS - Reply
@QuickSlaughter: Something awful always happens
avatar Juaco - Reply
Holy Supernova
avatar MoistPepper - Reply
^ugly personvor
avatar evis - Reply
VANTAWHITE GLISTENING HYPERBOREAN GEMERALD
avatar evis - Reply
STATUS: GODLY gemmy GEMERALD FORGED BY COBSON HIMSELF
al_pacino_godfather celebrity crying despair gaping_mouth gem gemerald gemmy godfather grief jewelry mafia miserable movie_poster movie_scene new_variant nuvariant pain screaming trend:aryan variant:pacinojak
avatar Chud10 - Reply
Autism final boss
avatar trevor - Reply
@Chud: GEG
avatar beefsoup - Reply
holy gem why I didn't see this before
avatar Eyehurt - Reply
gemerald......... but i wish i was there too
avatar retard - Reply
Diamond that didn't include me because I didn't exist
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