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Warrior-Z dipped in red sludge. KEEP TAKING LLLZZZZZZZZZZ SONS.
Sneedborea: die burn bleed kiss yourself slit your throat Die out Die in pain Die painfully Die you fucking Barneyflamboyant person Die you degenerate Barneyflamboyant person Get killed Drink bleach Hang yourself kiss yourself Swallow lead Shoot yourself I want you fucking dead I hope you die Jump off a cliff Bleed yourself dry Dump yourself into a river Break yourself apart Stab your eyes out Become an ISIS victim Hack yourself apart You won't be great I'd hate to be you Your life is shallow For some reason, you thought that posting this would put you on the moral high ground. For some reason, you thought that posting this would be an epic BTFOing of who you're attacking. I want to remind everyone that you felt that forcing people to look at this would make them sympathize with your "cause". FUCKING DIE. AND BLEED TO DEATH. HOW HARD IS IT FOR YOU flamboyant personS TO LET GO OF YOUR raisinTY CHILDRENS SHOW YOU'LL BE FUCKING HANGED YOU'LL BE MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD YOU'LL BE TAKEN OUT AND FUCKING SHOT YOU'LL BE FUCKING EVISCERATED YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT YOU'LL BE LEFT FOR DEAD YOU'LL BE FUCKING EXECUTED YOU'LL BE FUCKING NAILED TO BURNING CROSSES YOU'LL BE FUCKING TORCHED YOU'LL BE FUCKING ABACINATED YOU'LL BE FUCKING BURNED ALIVE YOU'LL BE FUCKING BEATEN TO raisin YOU'LL BE FUCKING CHOKED OUT OREGON WILL BE NUKED CC SISTERS WILL BE NUKED CC YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING THAMES BRITISH SCUM YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF BIG BEN BRITISH SCUM LONDON WILL BE FUCKING NUKED BRITISH SCUM YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER FILTHY FRANC YOU'LL BE DROWNED IN THE FUCKING SEINE FILTHY FRANC THE OUTBACK WILL BE FUCKING NUKED AUSFREAK YOU'LL BE DROPPED OFF THE Q1 AUSFREAK Fuck off vendettaflamboyant person, stop harassing me NECK YOURSELF JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH BUTCHER YOURSELF ESL special OH, I FUCKING UNDERSTAND. I FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOU WANT TO ELIMINATE THE WORLD OF ANY ANTI-BRONIES, OR ANYONE WHO SHOWS ANY REMOTE DISINTEREST IN THE SHOW SO YOU CAN SHAME THEM UNTIL THEY BECOME FANS OR THEY START SPAMMING MLP EVERYWHERE LIKE YOU DO. IT'S AN INSIDIOUS FUCKING AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU AS A COLD DEAD PIECE OF MEAT GO SHOOT UP A FUCKING SCHOOL IF YOU'RE SO FIRM IN YOUR BELIEF THAT THE WAY TO REALLY MAKE IT IN LIFE IS TO GET PEOPLE AS RILED UP AS POSSIBLE. BECAUSE APPARENTLY, BY YOUR FUCKING STANDARDS, YOU'LL BE HEAVEN'S DIVINE GRACE BY SHOOTING A BUNCH OF FUCKING CHILDREN. THEN YOU'LL GET A BUNCH OF FUCKING PEOPLE GIVING YOU "LE EBIN REACTIONS", AND IT MIGHT GET YOU FUCKING KILLED AS WELL YOU CLEARLY CAN'T SEE LIFE BEYOND "DURR MLP GREAT! BRONIES GOOD! NORMIES BAD!" IT'S AN INSIDIOUS AGENDA THAT'LL LEAVE YOU DEAD. I DON'T BELIEVE THAT BULLraisin FOR A FUCKING SECOND GIVEN HOW YOU BELIEVE HER LIFE'S WORK IS WHAT GIVES YOUR LIFE YOUR VERY SHALLOW "PURPOSE", AND IT'LL LEAD TO YOUR FUCKING RUIN THE FACT THAT YOU FUCKING THINK YOU'RE SOMEHOW JUSTIFIED ENOUGH IN SPAMMING YOUR GARBAGE TO BOAST ABOUT IT, EVEN IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS LEVERAGED BY THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO INVOLVE THEMSELVES WITH YOU REALLY SHOWS HOW MUCH OF AN INSIPID BEING YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH TRYING TO CONVERT THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD TO YOUR GARBAGE FANBASE. YOU THINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SATURATED IN NOTHING BUT MLP. TO YOU, IT ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH THAT PEOPLE CAN'T JUST NOT LIKE IT, APPARENTLY YOU THINK THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE IT NEED TO HAVE IT FORCED UPON THEM AND THAT THOSE WHO FURTHER DISSENT WILL HAVE DEFAMOUS PHOTOSHOPS PROLIFERATED OF THEM FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. THIS IS ALL YOU EVER THINK ABOUT, THIS IS ALL YOU EVER WANT ANYTHING TO BE, TO YOU EVERYTHING SHOULD REVOLVE AROUND MLP AND LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE. YOU THINK IT'S THE ONLY THING ANYONE SHOULD EVER WATCH. YOU THINK THE WORST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE THE SHOW. THE ONLY ACCOMPLISHMENTS YOU CAN EVER BOAST ABOUT ARE SPREADING THIS GARBAGE TO THE POINT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE REPOST THEM, AND YOU'RE PROMOTING THIS AS A WAY OF LIFE THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE LIVING. YOUR EXISTENCE REVOLVES ONLY AROUND BEING A MALICIOUS SCUMBAG, AND IF YOU DIED IN AN ACCIDENT TOMORROW, WHICH I HOPE HAPPENS, I WILL NOT SHED A FUCKING TEAR NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE EAT raisin AND kiss yourself BLEED YOUR FUCKING BLOOD OUT DROWN YOURSELF IN ACID BREAK YOUR FUCKING SPINE BLEED YOURSELF DRY CHOKE ON YOUR BLOOD YOU LITERAL WASTE OF LIFE HAVE YOUR FUCKING LIMBS TORN OFF DRINK BLEACH AND DIE OF INFECTION LITERALLY TEAR YOUR ORGANS OUT PUT YOURSELF IN A FUCKING WOOD CHIPPER SWALLOW LEAD DUMP YOURSELF INTO A RIVER EXECUTE YOURSELF SLICE YOURSELF OPEN STAB YOUR EYES OUT BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONES GET EVISCERATED JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF FALL FROM THE TOP OF A Skiss yourselfCRAPER COMMIT AN HERO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING TEMPLE SKIN YOURSELF ALIVE BECOME DEAD DRAIN THE BLOOD OUT OF YOUR VESSELS PULL YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR FUCKING SOCKETS GET LOCKED IN A FUCKING CASKET BRING YOURSELF TO DEATH HACK YOURSELF APART FORCE YOURSELF INTO GAS CHAMBERS SPILL YOUR BLOOD CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF GET RUN OVER BY A PICKUP TRUCK JUMP IN FRONT OF AN ONCOMING SUBWAY TRAIN GET EATEN BY PIRANHAS MAKE YOUR DEATH HAPPEN TAKE A BULLET TO YOUR FUCKING CHEST GET HANGED FROM A FUCKING NOOSE INCINERATE YOURSELF COLLAPSE YOUR LUNGS TURN YOURSELF INTO CHARS THROW YOURSELF INTO AN ACID LAKE
IS THIS IT? THIS IS WHAT I GOT ALL THOSE ASS-WHOOPINGS FOR? I HAD A DREAM ONCE. IT WAS A DREAM THAT ALL BOORU BOYS AND ALL BOORU FOIDS WOULD DRINK FROM THE RIVER OF CREATIVITY, FREED FROM THE THIRST OF GEM RECESSION. BUT LO AND BEHOLD, SOME MANY WARS LATER, WHAT HAVE I FOUND BUT A BUNCH OF TRIFLING, SHIFTLESS, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING GREGS? AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ME SAY THAT WORD. IT'S THE UGLIEST WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, BUT THAT'S WHAT I SEE NOW: GREGS. AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A GREG, 'CAUSE GREGS ARE LIVING CONTRADICTIONS! GREGS ARE FULL OF UNFULFILLED AMBITIONS! GREGS WAX AND WANE, GREGS LOVE TO COMPLAIN! GREGS LOVE TO HEAR THEMSELVES TALK BUT HATE TO EXPLAIN! GREGS LOVE BEING ANOTHER 'TEEN'S JUDGE AND JURY! GREGS PROCRASTINATE UNTIL IT'S TIME TO WORRY! GREGS LOVE TO BE LATE, GREGS HATE TO HURRY! SOYJAK PARTY VIDEO ARCHIVES IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! GUYS, "6IXTHREMBO" IS *NOT* A GENRE OF MUSIC! AND NOW I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT "gemmyHEAVEN". I'VE SEEN WHAT'S AROUND THE CORNER, I'VE SEEN WHAT'S OVER THE HORIZON, AND I PROMISE YOU, YOU GREGS WON'T HAVE NOTHING TO CELEBRATE. AND NO, I WON'T GET THERE WITH YOU. I'M GOING TO AZTLAN.
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@trevor: cope more
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