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Warrior-Z dipped in red sludge. KEEP TAKING LLLZZZZZZZZZZ SONS.
epx7fclhdrp: Behold me, Cobson-the ultimate Soyjak life-form. I'm the one with the green skin, the glasses framing red eyes, rocking the logo on my cheek like a badge of existential pride. I wear a jagged golden collar of authority, and I hold the sign that says "FACT." Because when you're Cobson, you're dealing in truths, not idle chatter.
My stare? Already set. My expression? Unflinching. I'm not here for the meek or the uncertain - I'm here for the bold, the statement-makers, the ones who see the world and refuse to flinch. The glasses? A tool of clarity. The symbol on my cheek? My mark of identity. The sign saying "FACT."? My proclamation.
When you look at me, think: this is Cobson declaring something real. Not just a meme. Not just an image. A voice. A presence. And when I hold "FACT." up to the world - that's the moment you know I'm speaking.
^wtf was GPT on I just asked it to describe this image
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My stare? Already set. My expression? Unflinching. I'm not here for the meek or the uncertain - I'm here for the bold, the statement-makers, the ones who see the world and refuse to flinch. The glasses? A tool of clarity. The symbol on my cheek? My mark of identity. The sign saying "FACT."? My proclamation.
When you look at me, think: this is Cobson declaring something real. Not just a meme. Not just an image. A voice. A presence. And when I hold "FACT." up to the world - that's the moment you know I'm speaking.
^wtf was GPT on I just asked it to describe this image
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